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[King Zultan]

Go and ask people to join my cause.

[MonkeyMarkMario]

Go and ask people to join my cause.

[2-1] While trying to gather followers you get beaten up and left for dead. Apparently you are on someone else's turf.

Name: Dr. Unpleasant
Goal: World domination
Health: beaten up
Inventory: NOTHING

[Screech9791]

>Go ahead and get more people to join my cause. Once we get 10, host a training.

[MonkeyMarkMario]

>Go ahead and get more people to join my cause. Once we get 10, host a training.

[4] You don't quite reach 10 followers. +4 followers

Name: Nitup Rimdalv
Goal: Kill all furries
Health: ok
Inventory: A tumbleweed with crickets on it (aka nothing)
Followers: 7

[King Zultan]

Go to an abandoned building and look for rags, then make the rags in to bandages and use them.

[MonkeyMarkMario]

Go to an abandoned building and look for rags, then make the rags in to bandages and use them.

[1] Tuns out that the 'rags' had been soaked in harmful chemicals. You know have infected wounds.

Name: Dr. Unpleasant
Goal: World domination
Health: beaten up, infected wounds
Inventory: NOTHING

[King Zultan]

Go to a hospital and beg for medical care.

[The_Two_Eternities]

Get in my mecha and go look for that group of clones that stole my laser gun.

[sprinkled chariot]

Name : Garro
Goal : assassinating queen of Britain
Health : fine
Imventory : nothing

Attempt to strangle policeman and take his identity

[FallacyofUrist]

Name: Fitzgerald Fox
Goal: Convert everyone into furries.
Health: fine
Inventory: currently empty

Get a job at a gene modification clinic.

[MonkeyMarkMario]

Go to a hospital and beg for medical care.

[4] The hospital staff lets you in and put you in the queue.

Get in my mecha and go look for that group of clones that stole my laser gun.

[3] You get in your mecha and when you find the clones that stole you laser gun, you appear to be out numbered 34 to 1.

Name : Garro
Goal : assassinating queen of Britain
Health : fine
Imventory : nothing

Attempt to strangle policeman and take his identity

[6] You strangled a policeman and took his id, but it turns out that he was the chief of police and you do not know all the pass-codes and phrases. -1 to next roll

Name: Fitzgerald Fox
Goal: Convert everyone into furries.
Health: fine
Inventory: currently empty

Get a job at a gene modification clinic.

[3] You got the job, but as a janitor.

Name: Dr. Unpleasant
Goal: World domination
Health: beaten up, infected wounds
Inventory: NOTHING
location: at hospital

Name: Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz
Goal: Rule the Tri-State Area
Health: prosthetic left arm; otherwise fine
Inventory: Mecha
location: laser gun thieves place, outnumbered

Name : Garro
Goal : assassinating queen of Britain
Health : fine
Inventory : nothing
location: police HQ

Name: Fitzgerald Fox
Goal: Convert everyone into furries.
Health: fine
Inventory: currently empty
location: gene modification clinic

[FallacyofUrist]

Clean up weird goops and stuff and save some for myself for later experimentation.

[MonkeyMarkMario]

Clean up weird goops and stuff and save some for myself for later experimentation.

[6] Turns out the weird goop and stuff you saved was a grey goo type creature. -1 to next roll

Name: Fitzgerald Fox
Goal: Convert everyone into furries.
Health: fine
Inventory: grey goo
location: gene modification clinic

[FallacyofUrist]

meep. um... attempt to get a position as an intern?

[The_Two_Eternities]

Beat them all up with my mecha! What are they going to do, shoot me?