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[FallacyofUrist]

name: yamamura
species: tengu
description in haiku:
evil bird of prey
demon with unholy strenght
and big ugly nose
sex: squawk
class: yōkai summoner

welcome to the wait list!

frown slightly. phone assassins for assistance.

(4)
you call your political assassins. they'll arrive soon but if you could just stall your opponents a little longer before they arrive?

go board a plane to the city where the utter plane store is.

(2)
you get in your car, drive to the airport... and get stuck in traffic. ugh, why is everyone going this direction! like, is there a mandatory furry transformation session in the forest going on or something?

oh wait, that was a thing. you remember it on the tv. there was that porcupine senator guy who somehow passed a mandatory furry transformation law.

[CABL]

thank the kahjit for freeing me, then concentrate and open a portal to the second circle of hell.

[FallacyofUrist]

thank the kahjit for freeing me, then concentrate and open a portal to the second circle of hell.

(1)
the person who freed you, who you know nothing about you metagamer, is not in your current room. that said you try to create a portal aaaaand well shoot. looks like this dimension has high spatial inertia and an absurd h0 factor. you're not getting home on your own. and worse, you drained yourself dry of mp in the process.

(3)
the nerd doesn't seem to have noticed that you're free, but he probably will soon.

[CABL]

"oh, sorry for not answering straight away, dearie. i primarily love strategy games and management games. as for the cake... well, i know a very special family recipe."

go and play some video games with my temporary boyfriend.

[FallacyofUrist]

"oh, sorry for not answering straight away, dearie. i primarily love strategy games and management games. as for the cake... well, i know a very special family recipe."

go and play some video games with my temporary boyfriend.

(5)
why, he's totally convinced, almost hypnotized(maybe you hypnotized him just a little, but he was basically asking for it by not using enchanted sunglasses) that you're a harmless fun demon. in fact he lets you out of the pentagram(not even noticing that you were already free)! +1 xp!

(1)
it's only afterwards that you realize you have no idea what a video game is and you were faking it. well shoot. better learn fast.

(6)
all the local log cabin cultists are scrambling every which way and they don't seem to be paying much attention to you and your "boyfriend". on the other hand you're pretty sure that there's a nasty greater fire demon heading towards the lounge room where you are and your "boyfriend" doesn't even notice. how oblivious can he be, even hypnotized!

[CABL]

argue with gm about my knowledge of video games: strategy games, on average, is a more niche genre overall... outside of starcraft 2. hell, there are people who just don't get it at all.

[FallacyofUrist]

argue with gm about my knowledge of video games: strategy games, on average, is a more niche genre overall... outside of starcraft 2. hell, there are people who just don't get it at all.

(5)
er... well... i guess you have video games in whatever hell you sprung from ms. supreme lust demon. i guess even demons have hobbies.

(3)
with your knowledge of video games you do actually have you manage to... basically tie your "boyfriend"'s score. this will not stand!

[CABL]

go for another round, i guess. after the game, go and make a chocolate cake for us.

[FallacyofUrist]

go for another round, i guess. after the game, go and make a chocolate cake for us.

(2)
wow you must be out of practice. he's beating you easy.

(4)
you visit the local cult kitchen and make a good old blood chocolate cake. you expect it will be delicious even if you couldn't quite get the love potion mixed in on time.

[CABL]

have a nice lunch with my boyfriend, then ask him if he would want to go outside for a small romantic walk in the forest.

[FallacyofUrist]

have a nice lunch with my boyfriend, then ask him if he would want to go outside for a small romantic walk in the forest.

(4)
as expected the cake is delicious and moist. it's nice. maybe you don't have to dominate every boyfriend you have.

(3)
he seems more interested in playing video games than going to the forest, though. maybe you could still convince him, though?

[Imic]

run!

[Screech9791]

I DON'T FUCKING CARE

JUST FUCKING USE THE CHUNKY SALSA HEALTH SYSTEM AND I'LL STOP USING ALL CAPS

JUST LET ME MURDER CLOWNS AND THEN LEAVE THIS THREAD FOR GOOD FOR CRYING OUT LOUD

[King Zultan]

name: jimmy
species: fox
description in haiku:
 rock egg paper can
 drum car square brick gun rice corn
 red microwave fire
sex: man
class: insane

[FallacyofUrist]

I DON'T FUCKING CARE

JUST FUCKING USE THE CHUNKY SALSA HEALTH SYSTEM AND I'LL STOP USING ALL CAPS

JUST LET ME MURDER CLOWNS AND THEN LEAVE THIS THREAD FOR GOOD FOR CRYING OUT LOUD

this is the lowercase thread
so no

name: jimmy
species: fox
description in haiku:
 rock egg paper can
 drum car square brick gun rice corn
 red microwave fire
sex: man
class: insane

to the waitlist with thee!

run!

(5)
nope. you're out. strategic retreat!
and boom you're out of the log house of nope.
+1 xp for strategic behavior.