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[FallacyofUrist]

why does this have to be so complicated, go to the junkyard and get all the parts that i need

(5)
it's not complicated. you go to the junkyard and stuff a trunk and a few boxes full of scrap and stuff which you put on the back of your old truck.

(3)
You get the first part of your coffee machine assembled then you take a water break.

[Imic]

name: batajhii
species: kajheet
description in haiku:
drunk and brown
soldir fellah
i can't come uo with anything else to say.
sex: male
class: knight

survey my surroundings, then kill something with my sword.

[FallacyofUrist]

name: batajhii
species: kajheet
description in haiku:
drunk and brown
soldir fellah
i can't come uo with anything else to say.
sex: male
class: knight

survey my surroundings, then kill something with my sword.

(6)

you are a kajheet(sorta like a cat person I guess) knight. you look around. you are in a forest. there appears to be a log cabin nearby. there will probably be things to kill there right?

(5) vs. (6)
you storm the cabin and shank a cultist you find inside. he dies but then his body falls in a summoning circle getting blood all over it. then it explodes. you hear the sound of a lot of summoning circles suddenly failing and a lust demon being set free.

um.

Spoiler: batajhii (click to show/hide)

name: batajhii
level: one
hp: 10/10
mp: 0/0
xp: 0/3

traits:
sorta a cat person i guess: you don't revive after death but you do have good luck. the first time a roll would kill you it's replaced with a 5. reloads each level.
soldier: gain extra health each level.
twitchy cat ears: you hear things that are hard to hear. like roses, sunshine, or lust demons being set free.

abilities:
skooma: you know how to make skooma.
cat lunge: you lunge at your target causing -1 accuracy but +1 to damage. cause you're a cat.

[Mallos]

debate legislators that support the clown training act, serving as a filibuster so a decision can't be made. the basis of my debate is that furry clowns are impractical: how do you apply all that make-up with all that fur?

[FallacyofUrist]

debate legislators that support the clown training act, serving as a filibuster so a decision can't be made. the basis of my debate is that furry clowns are impractical: how do you apply all that make-up with all that fur?

(6)
you debate the clown unionists and explain the impracticalities of applying makeup on fur!

this confuses them right good until they start saying that they should repeal the mandatory furry transformation law you just passed. um. +1 xp for politicking though. the law hasn't been passed yet you can still debate!

[The_Two_Eternities]

name: tilda
species: moose
description in haiku: maker of ideas; alterer of cognition; armored her own mind
sex: female
class: memeticist

try to paint a prototype fear image.

[FallacyofUrist]

name: tilda
species: moose
description in haiku: maker of ideas; alterer of cognition; armored her own mind
sex: female
class: memeticist

try to paint a prototype fear image.

(4)

you paint a fear image. it's rather terrifying but you need some more utter black paint to finish it off. +1 xp!

Spoiler: tilda (click to show/hide)

name: tilda
level: one
hp: 8/8
mp: 3/3
xp: 1/3

traits:
moose strength: 50% of +1 to pure strength rolls or pure resistance rolls, also start with bonus hp
memetic resistance: resist memes!

abilities:
paint meme: you can paint memetic paintings with memetic effects.

[The_Two_Eternities]

shiver a little, then go buy some utter black paint.

[FallacyofUrist]

shiver a little, then go buy some utter black paint.

you shiver then you go to buy some utter black paint.

(3)
normal paint stores don't have utter colors. but they give you a recommendation for a store that does.

(2)
unfortunately it's a day's drive away.

[Egan_BW]

is there still less than five players?

edit: aw dammit, exactly five. oh well i'll apply anyways.

name: vurt
species: a literal corvus corax
description in haiku: nah fuq u, imma birb i do what i wanna. don't need some fuqqin japanese weeb bull in my description do you kno hu i am imma fukkin corvid so i dont gotta take shit from u gm
sex: sure, why not?
class: caw caw motherfucker

[Screech9791]

EEW NO CHUNKY SALSA HP SYSTEM

NAME: KNOCKOFF DOOMGUY
SPECIES: HUMAN
DESCRIPTION IN HAIKU:
RIP AND FUCKING TEAR
ANGRY ABOUT NO CHUNKY
SALSA HP SYSTEM
SEX: MALE
CLASS: DOOMGUY

[FallacyofUrist]

is there still less than five players?

edit: aw dammit, exactly five. oh well i'll apply anyways.

name: vurt
species: a literal corvus corax
description in haiku: nah fuq u, imma birb i do what i wanna. don't need some fuqqin japanese weeb bull in my description do you kno hu i am imma fukkin corvid so i dont gotta take shit from u gm
sex: sure, why not?
class: caw caw motherfucker

birds are furries too
you're in the waitlist

EEW NO CHUNKY SALSA HP SYSTEM

NAME: KNOCKOFF DOOMGUY
SPECIES: HUMAN
DESCRIPTION IN HAIKU:
RIP AND FUCKING TEAR
ANGRY ABOUT NO CHUNKY
SALSA HP SYSTEM
SEX: MALE
CLASS: DOOMGUY

you are not a furry
you are using caps
begone evildoer to your home dimension
or stop caps and start putting on this fox suit

[randomgenericusername]

name: yamamura
species: tengu
description in haiku:
evil bird of prey
demon with unholy strenght
and big ugly nose
sex: squawk
class: yōkai summoner

[Mallos]

frown slightly. phone assassins for assistance.

[The_Two_Eternities]

go board a plane to the city where the utter plane store is.