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Boys I'm drunk and in Lsd and a girl with a bf keeps touching me, should u go for it?

Wait, is the girl or the boyfriend touching you?

There is only one grammatically valid way to interpret that sentence. The boyfriend cannot possibly be the subject of that clause. Please try harder to be a troll next time.

[George_Chickens]

inb4 "h-hah sorry guys I was just sooo drunk TROLED XD". Exaggerated drunk text tends to prelude such things.

Boys I'm drunk and in Lsd and a girl with a bf keeps touching me, should u go for it?

Wait, is the girl or the boyfriend touching you?

There is only one grammatically valid way to interpret that sentence. The boyfriend cannot possibly be the subject of that clause. Please try harder to be a troll next time.

I can't believe he got with her boyfriend while crying so hard about the horrors of infidelity. Just as a genuine word of warning in case the OP is serious: it is very easy to view everything as being terribly dishonest if you constantly engage in and immerse yourself in such activity whilst pushing off the responsibility to others.

[Trekkin]

I can't believe he got with her boyfriend while crying so hard about the horrors of infidelity.

Certainly not without asking after societies where homosexuality is frowned upon, at any rate.

[Caz]

OP should go for the threesome, maybe it would change his mindset.

[scriver]

That would only increase the numbers of cheaters by one though

[ChairmanPoo]

That would only increase the numbers of cheaters by one though

If both partners are willing and involved in the act its not quite cheating though, more like a nonstandard open relationship

[Caz]

That would only increase the numbers of cheaters by one though

If both partners are willing and involved in the act its not quite cheating though, more like a nonstandard open relationship

Exactly, it stops the cheating situation and ensures fun for all.

[scriver]

No because the third person is in a relationship

[Caz]

No because the third person is in a relationship

What?

[ChairmanPoo]

No because the third person is in a relationship

But it's a relationship with the second person.

[Doomblade187]

Ah, It has become abundantly clear that we should leave this thread to rot.

[KittyTac]

I'll make the Toad-Signal.

[scriver]

No because the third person is in a relationship

What?

If he has threesomes with his girl and the boys she wants to cheat on him with (as it has already been established all women are cheaters in this scenario) so as to prevent said cheating, the guy will turn out to be in a relationship with someone else (as it has been established that everyone he sleeps with is a cheater) making three cheaters of the threesomites instead of the usual two.

[Caz]

No because the third person is in a relationship

What?

If he has threesomes with his girl and the boys she wants to cheat on him with (as it has already been established all women are cheaters in this scenario) so as to prevent said cheating, the guy will turn out to be in a relationship with someone else (as it has been established that everyone he sleeps with is a cheater) making three cheaters of the threesomites instead of the usual two.

Congrats, this post made my brain hurt more than the original thread's.

[nenjin]

Boys I'm drunk and in Lsd and a girl with a bf keeps touching me, should u go for it? Why does she keep touching me?

See how live is?

Maybe you need to quit hanging around people of low moral caliber like you say you want, even though your actions directly contradict that.

Whatever. This is starting to come off as narcissistic bragging.