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How do you feel about -1s?

No -1s
- 5 (35.7%)
One -1 per decision
- 3 (21.4%)
ALL THE -1S!
- 6 (42.9%)
Meh
- 0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 14

Voting closed: August 03, 2018, 01:56:33 am


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Author Topic: Minimalist Spider Suggestion Game  (Read 6149 times)

TankKit

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Re: Minimalist Spider Suggestion Game
« Reply #90 on: July 31, 2018, 03:19:39 am »

Undo, Undo Undo UNDO!

(6) For a few seconds, you go past feeling pain. Hell, you go past feeling. During those few seconds, you're not even sure what you did. But after those seconds had passed you were no longer a ball of thorns, legs and tails. Instead, you were a ball of heads. For those few seconds, you were probably very happy with yourself for undoing the problem. Then you started screaming in pain as you and your body both suddenly realized that a ball of heads is not much better than a ball of legs, thorns and tails.
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Re: Minimalist Spider Suggestion Game
« Reply #91 on: July 31, 2018, 03:20:35 am »

Undo again into a cat-spider.
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Re: Minimalist Spider Suggestion Game
« Reply #92 on: July 31, 2018, 03:49:46 am »

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TankKit

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Re: Minimalist Spider Suggestion Game
« Reply #96 on: July 31, 2018, 11:53:19 am »

Undo again into a cat-spider.

(4) You do your best to stay calm and begin to slowly undo what just happened. After a little while you have mostly returned to normality, with the exception of your main body which is still something of a mess. However, before you can do anything to fix this something you hear a series of loud thuds steadily getting closer, along with loud squawks. Turning around reveals the head of a parrot on the body of a hippo with the front legs of a buffalo, back legs of an eagle and the wings of what you think is a bat. After a small charge it raises itself into the air with it's wings and begins diving directly towards you. You have mostly recovered but your main body is still something of a mess which will likely make it harder to move, not to mention the residual pain from earlier. (-1 to moving until you've fixed your main body.)
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Maximum Spin

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Re: Minimalist Spider Suggestion Game
« Reply #98 on: July 31, 2018, 12:18:18 pm »

Mind Control thorn
I don't think thorns have worked out very well for us so far. :P

Let's try something different: Spray out a silk parachute to catch the draft from this thing's wings so it just sends us further away from it.
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Re: Minimalist Spider Suggestion Game
« Reply #99 on: July 31, 2018, 06:23:01 pm »

Let's try something different: Spray out a silk parachute to catch the draft from this thing's wings so it just sends us further away from it.
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Re: Minimalist Spider Suggestion Game
« Reply #100 on: July 31, 2018, 11:31:20 pm »

Let's try something different: Spray out a silk parachute to catch the draft from this thing's wings so it just sends us further away from it.
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Re: Minimalist Spider Suggestion Game
« Reply #101 on: August 01, 2018, 02:44:14 am »

Spray out a silk parachute to catch the draft from this thing's wings so it just sends us further away from it.

(2) You hastily spray out silk to try and catch the draft from wings of the creature and fly away, but you only end up adding web to the mess that is main body. (3)VS(2) Before you can try anything else the thing lands directly next to you and catches one of the webs attached to your body with it's beak. As you dangle dangerously close to it's beak it begins running around the building in the center of your little island in circles, slowly getting faster with each lap.
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“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

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Re: Minimalist Spider Suggestion Game
« Reply #102 on: August 01, 2018, 04:57:47 am »

Bite it and inject some kind of poison.
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Re: Minimalist Spider Suggestion Game
« Reply #103 on: August 01, 2018, 09:52:57 am »

Bite it and inject some kind of poison.
Yes! Yeees! Dissolve its organs!
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Re: Minimalist Spider Suggestion Game
« Reply #104 on: August 01, 2018, 12:16:48 pm »

Bite it and inject some kind of poison.
(3) You begin changing your body so that you can inject the thing with some kind of venom by biting it, but by the time you've finished the creature has leapt into the air and has begun flying away. (1)VS(1) As it starts to raise higher and higher you desperately swing at it's face and bite into it as soon as soon as you make contact with it. You manage to latch onto a fleshy bit. This caused it to immediately bring all of it's limbs to it's face in pain, including it's wings. Before either of you have time to fully comprehend what just happened, you are both sent hurtling down to the ground and creae a small crater with your impact. (1)(1) All you hear before everything goes dark is a loud crack coming from the other creature's neck.

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You wake up. You are an almost shapeless ball of mist. Around you is nothing but a darkness that you are seemingly floating along in, with a few exceptions. There are four doors around you. One is slightly open, with a dark sort of mist flowing through the gap. One is closed, but has light shining through the bottom, top and sides. One is closed and wrapped in chains, barred, padlocked and just about everything else you can think of that is used to keep a door closed. Finally, one is open and covered by bricks, with a small crack revealing the crater you caused when you crashed.
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“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

Spoken like a true god TankKit.
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