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How do you feel about -1s?

No -1s
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One -1 per decision
- 3 (21.4%)
ALL THE -1S!
- 6 (42.9%)
Meh
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Voting closed: August 03, 2018, 01:56:33 am


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Author Topic: Minimalist Spider Suggestion Game  (Read 6163 times)

CABL

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Re: Minimalist Spider Suggestion Game
« Reply #75 on: July 29, 2018, 05:19:17 am »

Look for some food that's actually smaller than us.
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Re: Minimalist Spider Suggestion Game
« Reply #76 on: July 29, 2018, 10:08:17 am »

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Re: Minimalist Spider Suggestion Game
« Reply #77 on: July 29, 2018, 10:11:26 am »

Looking for food wins.

(4) You look around for some food and see three potential sources of food. One is a hive of bees with the legs of dogs located at the top of a tree that's on the same island as you, the second is what appears to be a dead rabbit that has elk horns next to the bridge on your side and the third is a very recent corpse of a dear with the legs and head of a wolf and tail of a peacock that has just been partially ripped apart and tossed near the other end of the bridge. However, before you are able to pick any of them you hear a window break on the house you came out of and watch as the dog with the head and mane of a lion and wings of an eagle flies out and begins circling around the island.
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Re: Minimalist Spider Suggestion Game
« Reply #78 on: July 29, 2018, 10:59:11 am »

I'd go with some small and weak, but living animal, but since dogbees are most likely smaller than Spidey, we'll go with the rabbit.
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Re: Minimalist Spider Suggestion Game
« Reply #79 on: July 29, 2018, 11:20:31 am »

I'd go with some small and weak, but living animal, but since dogbees are most likely smaller than Spidey, we'll go with the rabbit.
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Re: Minimalist Spider Suggestion Game
« Reply #80 on: July 29, 2018, 03:49:45 pm »

Going for the rabbitelk wins.

(2)As you head towards the rabbit, you hear a loud roar from above that seems to shift into a screech mid-noise. When you look up you see the the creature has replaced it's lion head with a ridiculously large owl head and is now swooping directly towards your position and you barely have time to react before it gets to you. (6)VS(5) It's mouth completely encloses the area around you and you are plunged into darkness for a few seconds before you feel the ground below you lift slightly before falling slightly and you hear a loud thud. This continues a few more times as you realize that it has managed to get it's mouth stuck in the ground around you before you hear a cracking noise and it finally get's itself unstuck, leaving the top half of it's beak in the ground and retreating back into the building. (5) You successfully reach the rabbit without issue and start eating away at it. As you eat you feel some sort of energy flowing into you and start feeling larger as well as slightly hungrier. You eventually finish devouring the rabbit and are now around the size of a football. You feel hungry.

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Re: Minimalist Spider Suggestion Game
« Reply #81 on: July 30, 2018, 02:02:34 am »

Obvious solution is to go eat another thing.
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Re: Minimalist Spider Suggestion Game
« Reply #82 on: July 30, 2018, 06:31:15 am »

Obvious solution is to go eat another thing.
+1, go and eat the wolf/peacock/deer creature!
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Re: Minimalist Spider Suggestion Game
« Reply #83 on: July 30, 2018, 06:32:20 am »

Obvious solution is to go eat another thing.

Looking around, you see that the deer-wolf-peacock thing is still lying on the other side of the bridge and begin making you way over. (6) You pass the bridge without it even swaying, and in record time too. You then proceed to begin consuming the corpse of the creature, growing almost double your size before you no longer feel hungry.
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Re: Minimalist Spider Suggestion Game
« Reply #84 on: July 30, 2018, 06:35:44 am »

Hunger is satisfied, time for procreation! Find a large animal or humanoid, then use sleep thorns on the target. If it's successful, crawl inside the head and plant parasitic eggs on brain.
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Re: Minimalist Spider Suggestion Game
« Reply #85 on: July 30, 2018, 07:49:29 am »

Hunger is satisfied, time for procreation! Find a large animal or humanoid, then use sleep thorns on the target. If it's successful, crawl inside the head and plant parasitic eggs on brain.
+1 But I don't think we'll fit inside of somethings head, but we could fit in its chest.
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Re: Minimalist Spider Suggestion Game
« Reply #86 on: July 30, 2018, 10:30:27 am »

Was our volume doubled or octupled?

Hunger is satisfied, time for procreation! Find a large animal or humanoid, then use sleep thorns on the target. If it's successful, crawl inside the head and plant parasitic eggs on brain.
+1 But I don't think we'll fit inside of somethings head, but we could fit in its chest.
+1, the Griffin thing is still around right?
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Re: Minimalist Spider Suggestion Game
« Reply #87 on: July 30, 2018, 11:54:00 am »

Hunger is satisfied, time for procreation! Find a large animal or humanoid, then use sleep thorns on the target. If it's successful, crawl inside the head and plant parasitic eggs on brain.

(4) Looking around you see a pretty large ant with a dog head running around, seemingly lost. You wander over to it and start the process of gaining the thorn spider's thorns. (1) After what seems like a while of doing this you start to get impatient, rushing some of the smaller things until you finally just try to make the thorns appear already, at which point your entire body starts tearing itself apart as you turn into a ball of thorns, spider legs and cat tails. (1) Surrounded by pain you collapse to the ground as every part of you seems to burn and freeze at the same time and you completely lose control over the process as random mutations begin to erupt all over you, each mutation involving cats, spiders, elks, or rabbits.

Was our volume doubled or octupled?

+1, the Griffin thing is still around right?
growing almost double your size
And the monster from earlier retreated into the building you came from that's elongated on the outside.
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Re: Minimalist Spider Suggestion Game
« Reply #89 on: July 30, 2018, 03:17:40 pm »

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