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How do you feel about -1s?

No -1s
- 5 (35.7%)
One -1 per decision
- 3 (21.4%)
ALL THE -1S!
- 6 (42.9%)
Meh
- 0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 14

Voting closed: August 03, 2018, 01:56:33 am


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Author Topic: Minimalist Spider Suggestion Game  (Read 6186 times)

NRDL

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Re: Minimalist Spider Suggestion Game
« Reply #30 on: July 27, 2018, 05:27:51 am »

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Re: Minimalist Spider Suggestion Game
« Reply #31 on: July 27, 2018, 06:58:47 am »

Looks like it's a tie again. Rolling... Puppy dog eyes wins.

(4) You try to make puppy dog eyes at the human, but something feels off. As you concentrate on making puppy dog eyes, your mind sort of drifts off for a bit and you feel something odd within your it. You quickly snap out of it and see that the human has continue making his way towards you and is starting to raise the cup upwards, most likely preparing to leap forwards and catch you any second now.

Are we playing a male spider or a female spider?  Because that will make a huge difference as far as our endgame goals are concerned.
You haven't really looked at yourself yet, but you know you're a spider capable of thinking more than what a spider should be capable of. Also, who says this story is about a normal spider? After all, spiders aren't supposed to be capable of human levels of thought.
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Re: Minimalist Spider Suggestion Game
« Reply #32 on: July 27, 2018, 07:05:14 am »

When the man comes towards us, we should jump and bite him and inject some poison into him.
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CABL

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Re: Minimalist Spider Suggestion Game
« Reply #33 on: July 27, 2018, 07:06:38 am »

When the man comes towards us, we should jump and bite him and inject some poison into him.

SHOOT THE GODDAMN MIND-CONTROL THORN AT THE MAN ALREADY!
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Re: Minimalist Spider Suggestion Game
« Reply #34 on: July 27, 2018, 07:08:00 am »

When the man comes towards us, we should jump and bite him and inject some poison into him.
+1.
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Re: Minimalist Spider Suggestion Game
« Reply #35 on: July 27, 2018, 07:31:57 am »

SHOOT THE GODDAMN MIND-CONTROL THORN AT THE MAN ALREADY!
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Re: Minimalist Spider Suggestion Game
« Reply #36 on: July 27, 2018, 07:37:16 am »

SHOOT THE GODDAMN MIND-CONTROL THORN AT THE MAN ALREADY!
+1

+1 Really don't want to kill the guy. If making friends isn't an option, mind control it is.
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Re: Minimalist Spider Suggestion Game
« Reply #37 on: July 27, 2018, 07:59:15 am »

If we're going to be trying things spiders can't normally do, why don't we try running behind the sink and talking to the guy?
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Re: Minimalist Spider Suggestion Game
« Reply #38 on: July 27, 2018, 08:09:52 am »

If we're going to be trying things spiders can't normally do, why don't we try running behind the sink and talking to the guy?

Because lobsters!

Serious Note: The dude wants us dead for making a web in the bathroom, and we want him mind-controlled because he entered our territory to kill the spider. The dude literally has gone deep into our territory just to destroy the spider! There shall be no compromises or negotiations. Besides, most people's reaction to spiders is screaming or smashing them.
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Doubloon-Seven

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Re: Minimalist Spider Suggestion Game
« Reply #39 on: July 27, 2018, 08:12:14 am »

Scream and run behind the sink.
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Re: Minimalist Spider Suggestion Game
« Reply #40 on: July 27, 2018, 10:00:24 am »

SHOOT THE GODDAMN MIND-CONTROL THORN AT THE MAN ALREADY!
+1

+1 Really don't want to kill the guy. If making friends isn't an option, mind control it is.
You know what? Fine! But when we impale ourself with our own thorn, don't say I didn't warn you! +1.
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Re: Minimalist Spider Suggestion Game
« Reply #41 on: July 27, 2018, 10:16:51 am »

Mind control thorn has won.

(1)As you attempt to do this, something happens. Everything goes dark, and you faintly see an image before you of a Thorn Spider. Then you snap back into reality as your entire body spasms and twitches, pain surrounding you as your body morphs into that of a Thorn Spider before one of your thorns violently rips off, severing a couple of your legs. On the bright side, the man is now staring at you in horror and has completely frozen. On the not so bright side, you are currently barely hanging on to your web with your 6 remaining legs and are writhing in pain.

And so your magic is revealed in a painful and horrifying way.
« Last Edit: July 27, 2018, 10:18:49 am by TankKit »
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CABL

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Re: Minimalist Spider Suggestion Game
« Reply #42 on: July 27, 2018, 10:58:59 am »

YES! YEEES! BEGIN THE TRANSFORMATION INTO HIGHER SPECIES!
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Doubloon-Seven

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Re: Minimalist Spider Suggestion Game
« Reply #43 on: July 27, 2018, 11:05:29 am »

Flee, attempt to restore legs.
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Re: Minimalist Spider Suggestion Game
« Reply #44 on: July 27, 2018, 12:35:25 pm »

I totally called it.
Flee, attempt to restore legs.
+1.
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