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How do you feel about -1s?

No -1s
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One -1 per decision
- 3 (21.4%)
ALL THE -1S!
- 6 (42.9%)
Meh
- 0 (0%)

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Voting closed: August 03, 2018, 01:56:33 am


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Author Topic: Minimalist Spider Suggestion Game  (Read 6181 times)

TankKit

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Minimalist Spider Suggestion Game
« on: July 25, 2018, 10:44:00 am »
What this is: Minimalist suggestion game where you play a spider. If you die you start as a new spider.
You start in your web, in the corner of some guy's bathroom. The guy in question just ran off after seeing you. You are very confused at suddenly gaining sentience.

What do you want to do?

Rule: Only one +1 and one -1 per decision.
« Last Edit: July 26, 2018, 03:24:21 pm by TankKit »
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Quote from: LordPorkins on January 03, 2019, 06:32:37 pm
“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

Spoken like a true god TankKit.

King Zultan

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Re: Minimalist Spider Suggestion Game
« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2018, 05:01:22 am »
Follow the man and eat him.
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Maximum Spin

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Re: Minimalist Spider Suggestion Game
« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2018, 05:06:33 am »
Climb into his mouth and take over his brain.
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KittyTac

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Re: Minimalist Spider Suggestion Game
« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2018, 05:13:53 am »
Expand the web.
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Quote from: King Zultan on April 13, 2018, 05:09:09 am
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Re: Minimalist Spider Suggestion Game
« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2018, 05:18:57 am »
Contemplate the meaning of our own existence, and what our purpose, if any truly exists, is in this life
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Re: Minimalist Spider Suggestion Game
« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2018, 10:06:10 am »
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http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=177472.0
Roll to Multitask, seeking new players.
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Re: Minimalist Spider Suggestion Game
« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2018, 10:09:03 am »
Quote from: Maximum Spin on July 26, 2018, 05:06:33 am
Climb into his mouth and take over his brain.
+1
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Quote from: JoshuaFH on July 25, 2018, 09:31:08 am
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Re: Minimalist Spider Suggestion Game
« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2018, 10:10:32 am »
Quote from: CABL on July 26, 2018, 10:09:03 am
Quote from: Maximum Spin on July 26, 2018, 05:06:33 am
Climb into his mouth and take over his brain.
+1
What? No! How would we even do that, he's gone!
-1.
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Quote from: Failbird105 on December 28, 2020, 11:41:41 am
Yeah sorry, someone blew up a street in my state and took the internet down for multiple days with it.
This really happened. 2020 was wild.

TankKit

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Re: Minimalist Spider Suggestion Game
« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2018, 10:29:10 am »
Expand the web wins.
You expand your web so that it covers twice the amount of corner it was covering before. Progress. As you do this you can hear someone shouting and someone else laughing in a room elsewhere in the house.
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Quote from: LordPorkins on January 03, 2019, 06:32:37 pm
“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

Spoken like a true god TankKit.

Doubloon-Seven

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Re: Minimalist Spider Suggestion Game
« Reply #9 on: July 26, 2018, 10:32:18 am »
Adjust the nodes of your web so that it looks like a spider's version of a smiling face.
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CABL

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Re: Minimalist Spider Suggestion Game
« Reply #10 on: July 26, 2018, 10:46:12 am »
Quote from: Doubloon-Seven on July 26, 2018, 10:32:18 am
Adjust the nodes of your web so that it looks like a spider's version of a smiling face.
+1. The spider is better off pretending that it's friendly to humans.
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Quote from: JoshuaFH on July 25, 2018, 09:31:08 am
Pounded in the Butt by my own Government... oh wait, that's real life.

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TankKit

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Re: Minimalist Spider Suggestion Game
« Reply #11 on: July 26, 2018, 12:38:47 pm »
Quote from: Doubloon-Seven on July 26, 2018, 10:32:18 am
Adjust the nodes of your web so that it looks like a spider's version of a smiling face.
(3)You try to make your web into a smiley face but just end up making it look messy. You can hear someone trying to quietly enter the room you're in and failing due to creaky floorboards.
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Quote from: LordPorkins on January 03, 2019, 06:32:37 pm
“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

Spoken like a true god TankKit.

Maximum Spin

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Re: Minimalist Spider Suggestion Game
« Reply #12 on: July 26, 2018, 12:41:14 pm »
Hide behind the sink. Then, when the person enters, crawl into its mouth and take over its brain.
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CABL

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Re: Minimalist Spider Suggestion Game
« Reply #13 on: July 26, 2018, 12:43:39 pm »
SPIT A POISONOUS MIND-CONTROL THORN AT THE INTRUDER, MAKING HIM MY SLAVE!
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Quote from: JoshuaFH on July 25, 2018, 09:31:08 am
Pounded in the Butt by my own Government... oh wait, that's real life.

Much less active than I used to be on these forums, but I still visit them on occasion. Will probably resume my activity in full once Dwarf Fortress will be released on Steam.

Doubloon-Seven

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Re: Minimalist Spider Suggestion Game
« Reply #14 on: July 26, 2018, 12:50:05 pm »
Dance elegantly.
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