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Screech9791

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Roll to dorf
« on: June 08, 2018, 11:15:40 am »

I can't be bothered to paste a roll result guide so just know that the higher your roll the better.

Anyways, you are a dwarf, arriving towards a dwarven fortress. The outside isn't covered with at least 1/7 magma, though.
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TricMagic

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Re: Roll to dorf
« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2018, 11:17:03 am »

Go mining.
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Yoink

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Re: Roll to dorf
« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2018, 11:17:53 am »

BECOME THE MAYOR  
LOCATE BOOZE STOCKPILE AND BEGIN EXHAUSTIVELY SAMPLING IT WHILST ALSO SOCIALISING INTENSIVELY
« Last Edit: June 08, 2018, 11:27:24 am by Yoink »
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Re: Roll to dorf
« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2018, 11:19:51 am »

BECOME HAMMERER
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Re: Roll to dorf
« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2018, 11:58:29 am »

I'M A SECRET VAMPIRE, WHO IS ALSO A VETERAN OF DWARF-ELF WARS!
ENTER THE FORTRESS!
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Re: Roll to dorf
« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2018, 12:29:22 pm »

Cover the outside with at least 1/7 magma.
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Re: Roll to dorf
« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2018, 01:03:32 pm »

Clam to be a Legendary+ weaponsmith, while actually just being a herbalist.
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Re: Roll to dorf
« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2018, 02:47:29 pm »

Ask the GM if there are seperate characters, or if we're just the same dorf. If we are just the voices in the head of some random Dorf, then... Idunno, drink.
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Re: Roll to dorf
« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2018, 02:56:58 pm »

Ask the GM if there are seperate characters, or if we're just the same dorf. If we are just the voices in the head of some random Dorf, then... Idunno, drink.
REGARDLESS OF THE ANSWER, STRIKE UP A CONVERSATION WITH THIS GUY WHILST FULFILLING MY EARLIER ACTION    
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Booze is Life for Yoink

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Re: Roll to dorf
« Reply #9 on: June 08, 2018, 03:03:49 pm »

Ask the GM if there are seperate characters, or if we're just the same dorf. If we are just the voices in the head of some random Dorf, then... Idunno, drink.
REGARDLESS OF THE ANSWER, STRIKE UP A CONVERSATION WITH THIS GUY WHILST FULFILLING MY EARLIER ACTION    
HOW ABOUT THAT MUCH ANTICIPATED SPORTS GAME LAST NIGHT?
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Re: Roll to dorf
« Reply #10 on: June 08, 2018, 03:22:58 pm »

I am a dwarf and I must dig a hole, go dig a hole.
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Re: Roll to dorf
« Reply #11 on: June 08, 2018, 04:08:18 pm »

Be a mountain gnome instead. Drink all of the booze.
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Re: Roll to dorf
« Reply #12 on: June 08, 2018, 05:23:42 pm »

Grab some furniture and throw it at someone.
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Re: Roll to dorf
« Reply #13 on: June 08, 2018, 05:31:08 pm »

Find the most important person in the fortress
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Re: Roll to dorf
« Reply #14 on: June 08, 2018, 09:13:56 pm »

explore the terrain around the fortress.
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