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Voting closed: May 19, 2018, 09:31:49 am

[scourge728]

Continue sneaking to enemy base

[Questorhank]

Knock out the survivors and drag them and anything revivable back to our base.

[Screech9791]

tl;dr Orange got asskicked again, also this took a shorter amount of time to update somehow

Remember to politely (or not) report any GM errors.

Learn to control the base's lights from inside the ceiling.

1: The only light switches are under a roof.

use a grenade to uproot the trees so I can use them as support pillars

2: You decide not to because that seems wasteful.

Shoot to immobilize, let those bursters incubate for now, don't think they can survive in a dead body

2: The two are too weak to stand up and fight back so you decide to save ammo.

Leave my sniping spot and go find a shotgun.

2: Someone forgot to order shotguns.

return fire. Commit suicide if I get immobilised.

5-2: The sickness the chestbursters cause while inside of you makes it hard to aim!

You attempt to fire at Nix, the person who laid the winged chicken eggs, but miss! (4)

Keep shooting Orange Team.

Well...

Keep shooting Orange Team.

Nooo!!! My weird alien siblings are in those meatbags!

Yeah, and they're Nix's babies!

Judging by this, you're probably shooting to immobilize.

Auto2: Failbird has already done the immobilizing.

Fly and bite Thaddeus Xyank in the neck. Drink his blood to weaken him and strengthen myself.

3: You fly to Thaddeus with your bat form, and get close enough to bite him, but you need to get out of there in case someone decides to retreat.

Smash as many of those blue guys as I can

4-2: The chestburster sickness causes you to be unable to swing your hammer.

Continue sneaking to enemy base

2: You decide it'd be better to gun down any reinforcements first.

Meanwhile, the two chestbursters exit their hosts and gib them in the process.

DUSTAN HATCHE AND MULVEN, YOU ARE NOW WINGED CHESTBURSTERS.
YOUR GOAL IS TO HIDE IN A SAFE PLACE UNTIL YOU CAN EVOLVE INTO FULLY FLEDGED XENOMORPHS.
YOU HAVE A GENE THAT MAKES YOU LOYAL TO THE BLUIAN COALITION.

Knock out the survivors and drag them and anything revivable back to our base.

3: The chestbursters already bursted out of their hosts, gibbing them. Their armor and equipment remains intact, but their corpses are just gore and blood at this point. You do pick up their gear and haul it back to the armory.

You also grab Jimmy Carter's and V-Alpha's equipment back, and equip the grenades off of Mulven's tattered vest and a second knife for more stabbing.

Spoiler: Structures (click to show/hide)

Bluian Coalition FOB:
Garage
Barracks
Armory
Infirmary
Helipad
Breakroom

West Forest:
Wrecked 1978 Lincoln Continental (Mounted: Automatic 12 gauge shotgun) (Buckshot, 64/64, 12 gauge): A car with 3 passenger seats and 1 driver seat.
Keys belong to Jimmy Carter
Storage: 64 Buckshot 12 gauge shells in glovebox
Engine Destroyed

East Forest:
Trenches

Orangus Legion FOB:
Garage
Barracks
Armory
Infirmary
Helipad
Breakroom

Spoiler: Bluian Coalition (click to show/hide)

Team Assets:
Failbird's Random Ballistic Weapon Box: Once per life per person, this can be opened to get a random kinetic (not energy) firearm and some ammo.
A D6 determines type:
1: Pistol
2: SMG
3: Shotgun
4: Rifle
5: Sniper
6: LMG

Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest (x7, in armory)
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

Pneumatic Carrot Driver (8/10, carrots)
30 Carrots

Modified IMI Desert Eagle (HP rounds, 6/8, .45 Magnum)
8/8 .45 Magnum Magazine (Hollow Point)
8/8 .45 Magnum Magazine (Hollow Point)
8/8 .45 Magnum Magazine (Hollow Point)
8/8 .45 Magnum Magazine (Hollow Point)

Medkit

Defibrillator

2 Combat Knives

Tire Iron

Rocket propelled sledgehammer

2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs

A bullet (Failbird105)
Description: pic related but with a blue bandana

Weapon: FAMAS (FMJ rounds, 20/20, 5.56)
Inventory: 20/20 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
20/20 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
20/20 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
20/20 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

Nix (NRDL)
Description: A tallish person in a business suit, except instead of a head, there is an entire chicken. Not a cooked chicken, a live one.
Weapon: Sledgehammer, AK12 (FMJ rounds, 22/30, 5.56)
Inventory: 30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)

Jim (Questorhank)
Description: The dude from the PUBG posters/pictures. Suit (-jacket) and a Spetsnaz helmet
Weapon: Ballistic Shield, M93R (HP rounds, 15/15, 9x19mm),
Inventory: 15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Armor storage:
4 High Explosive Grenades
4 Smoke Grenades
4 Flashbangs
2 Combat Knives

Subject XX121 (Enemy Post)
Description: A xenomorph. Helping the Bluian Coalition for inexplicable reasons.
Weapon: Natural attacks, DB shotgun (Buckshot, 2/2, 12 gauge)
Inventory: 12x Buckshot 12 gauge shells

CCA_AS_001 (Goes by Cas(pronounced Caz)) (scourge728)
Decription: A humanoid robot with razor sharp claws built into fingers, a cloaking device (can last 3 minutes between charges, and charges over time while not being used) and being a robot, has the obvious advantages of a robot.
Weapon: Suppressed Soma (FMJ rounds, 90/100, 9x19mm) (+1 to stealth)
100/100 9x19MM Soma U Clip (Full Metal Jacket)
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

Slicer Shadow (CrocAndBearLover)
Description:

Simple Machines Forums doesn't play nice with spoiler tags inside spoilers so yeah. Just click the "quote from" text as a workaround.

Weapon: M395 DMR(AP, 14/14, 7.62), Katana
Inventory: 13/14 7.62 Magazine (Armor Piercing)
14/14 7.62 Magazine (Armor Piercing)
14/14 7.62 Magazine (Armor Piercing)
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

Winged Chestburster 1 (impcamper)
Progress until transformation: 0/2

Winged Chestburster 2 (Dustan Hatche)
Progress until transformation: 0/2

Spoiler: Orongus Legion (click to show/hide)

Vehicles:

Team Assets:
Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest (x6, in armory)
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

V-Alpha the Mecha-Carrot aka Mecharrot (Nakeen)
GIBBED
Description: A humanoid carrot improved through the power of Science, its name be blessed.
Weapon: Pneumatic Carrot Driver (8/10, Carrots)
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest (Damaged)
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife
Inventory: 30 carrots

Zizzo
Description: A normal human wearing normal civilian clothes.
Weapon: Shovel,
Inventory: 36x Flechette 12 gauge shells
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

Thaddeus Xyank (The_Two_Eternities)
Description: A middle-aged man wearing a... teal chinchilla suit? There's got to be a story behind that.
Weapon: Forest Camo Barret .50 sniper rifle. (AP rounds, 8/8, .50) (+1 to stealth in forests)
8/8 .50 Magazine (Armor Piercing)
8/8 .50 Magazine (Armor Piercing)

Jimmy Carter (King Zultan)
DEAD, headshot killed
Description: Someone who drives a 1978 Lincoln Continental.
Weapon: Tire Iron
Inventory: Keys to a 1978 Lincoln Continental
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife


Mulven (impcamper)
GIBBED
Description: A Na'vi from avatar
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest (Tattered)

Dustan Hatche
GIBBED
Description: N/A

[Dustan Hache]

I said to suicide if I got incapacitated. Why didn't you let me kill myself!?
Undergo genetic deviancy, thereby severing me from alignment with the bluian coalition.

[Screech9791]

I said to suicide if I got incapacitated. Why didn't you let me kill myself!?
Undergo genetic deviancy, thereby severing me from alignment with the bluian coalition.

The xenomorph chestburster made you too weak to off yourself.

And trying to undergo genetic deviancy will auto2, because no teamswapping.

[Dustan Hache]

I said to suicide if I got incapacitated. Why didn't you let me kill myself!?
Undergo genetic deviancy, thereby severing me from alignment with the bluian coalition.

The xenomorph chestburster made you too weak to off yourself.

And trying to undergo genetic deviancy will auto2, because no teamswapping.

I never said anything about teamswapping, I just don't want to be loyal to blue. Also, if you're going to force it, then I'll just do nothing.

[scourge728]

Let's try this again, sneak to enemy base

[The_Two_Eternities]

Look for a burstfire weapon instead.

[King Zultan]

Team: Orange
Name: Abraham Lincoln
Description: A man that's riding in a mech.
Weapon: Minigun and rocket launcher.

[NRDL]

Feed my chestburster children some of the gore and flesh laying around so they transform faster.

[Nakéen]

RIP Carrot

[ziizo]

search for fallen trees then

[impcamper]

Be elsewhere

[CABL]

Transform into my human form and puncture Thaddeus with my katanas.
After killing Thaddeus (or a failure to kill him), transform into the bat again and fly back to the Blueian base.

[TricMagic]

Spoiler: Now Entering ye Orongus Legion (click to show/hide)

Gnarl
"Evil Always Finds A Way"

For my First action, I bury the Tower Heart beneath our Base.


Question: If the multiverse collided, is this character okay? He's got the Tower Heart with him by the way. One guess what happened to the last Overlord.

If not, just ignore it for the next post, and I'll bring in something more than Magi-c.