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Voting closed: May 19, 2018, 09:31:49 am

[The_Two_Eternities]

Snipe the ambushers.

[NRDL]

Summon my chicken facehugger children to me, so they attack the Orange Team.

[CABL]

Invoking my vampire powers, turn myself into a bat and fly away from the enemy.

[King Zultan]

But I was the former president of the United States, I died so easily. Do I need to make a new character now?

Jimmy Carter (King Zultan)
DEAD, headshot killed

If I knew that was going to happen I would have gone with Kennedy.

[Screech9791]

But I was the former president of the United States, I died so easily. Do I need to make a new character now?

Jimmy Carter (King Zultan)
DEAD, headshot killed

If I knew that was going to happen I would have gone with Kennedy.

You can but then you can no longer play as your old one even if you get revived.
Lets hope I covered everyone's actions.

*ahem*

... lets try that one again.

4: You somehow put on the vest before rushing towards the commotion.

Cloak behind V-alpha and shoot him

No problem.

First action:Learn to manipulate the doors so I can trap people in the base.

Second action:Show the new facehuggers where the tunnels are.

4: You successfully figure out how to remotely control the doors before letting out an evil hiss.

1: They've gone to Nix's location to facehug some Orangus Legion members.

Run over to Mulven, pull out my defibrillator and apply shock to revive them. spend my extra action picking out the lead from his chest and stitching him back up so he doesn't bleed out afterward.
By the way, Na'vi are GIGANTIC compared to humans. This soma rifle must be crazy powerful to kill like it did.

4: You grab your defibrillator and run towards the now driverless car, and shock Mulven in an attempt to revive him, which works.

6: You rip out the bullets from his chest and sew the cuts together, stabilizing him.

Punch down trees and use them as supports for the tunnel.

Auto 2: This isn't Minecraft.

Take cover behind the car and drive some carrots in these dastards heart!

3: You take cover and return fire at the ambushers, taking two snap shots at two of them.

Nix, seeing V-Alpha return fire, ducks behind cover before returning a barrage of 5 5.56 rounds at V-Alpha! (6)

The shots go wide, but hit the car's engine, blowing it up a la Michael Bay. Dustan and Mulven are luckily out of range, but V-Alpha gets turned into a fine orange mist. (1)

Snipe the ambushers.

2: You forgot to adjust your scope for this distance, also the forest canopy blocks your vision.

Summon my chicken facehugger children to me, so they attack the Orange Team.

6: Your winged facehuggers fly towards you, and attempt to latch onto Dustan Hatche, Mulven, and V-Alpha!

Dustan Hatche fails to avoid the flying facehugger, and attaches itself onto his face, implanting a chestburster before the facehugger dies. And of course he's the only one who can remove it in time. (2)

Mulven also gets facehugged, with the facehugger implanting a chestburster inside him before falling off and dying. Since Dustan was facehugged and now unable to remove the chestburster, well, you get the picture. (2)

V-Alpha must Roll to do-oh wait Nix killed him. Also I'm pretty sure xenomorph facehuggers cannot implant chestbursters on already dead bodies.

Invoking my vampire powers, turn myself into a bat and fly away from the enemy.

6: You fly away from the area to better cover using your vampire powers, which somehow also work in the sun. You then proceed to play spotter for the team, revealing Thaddeus Xyank!

Spoiler: Structures (click to show/hide)

Bluian Coalition FOB:
Garage
Barracks
Armory
Infirmary
Helipad
Breakroom

West Forest:
Wrecked 1978 Lincoln Continental (Mounted: Automatic 12 gauge shotgun) (Buckshot, 64/64, 12 gauge): A car with 3 passenger seats and 1 driver seat.
Keys belong to Jimmy Carter
Storage: 64 Buckshot 12 gauge shells in glovebox
Engine Destroyed

East Forest:
Trenches

Orangus Legion FOB:
Garage
Barracks
Armory
Infirmary
Helipad
Breakroom

Spoiler: Bluian Coalition (click to show/hide)

Team Assets:
Failbird's Random Ballistic Weapon Box: Once per life per person, this can be opened to get a random kinetic (not energy) firearm and some ammo.
A D6 determines type:
1: Pistol
2: SMG
3: Shotgun
4: Rifle
5: Sniper
6: LMG

Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest (x7, in armory)
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

A bullet (Failbird105)
Description: pic related but with a blue bandana

Weapon: FAMAS (FMJ rounds, 20/20, 5.56)
Inventory: 20/20 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
20/20 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
20/20 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
20/20 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

Nix (NRDL)
Description: A tallish person in a business suit, except instead of a head, there is an entire chicken. Not a cooked chicken, a live one.
Weapon: Sledgehammer, AK12 (FMJ rounds, 22/30, 5.56)
Inventory: 30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)

Jim (Questorhank)
Description: The dude from the PUBG posters/pictures. Suit (-jacket) and a Spetsnaz helmet
Weapon: Ballistic Shield, M93R (HP rounds, 15/15, 9x19mm)
Inventory: 15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

Subject XX121 (Enemy Post)
Description: A xenomorph. Helping the Bluian Coalition for inexplicable reasons.
Weapon: Natural attacks, DB shotgun (Buckshot, 2/2, 12 gauge)
Inventory: 12x Buckshot 12 gauge shells

CCA_AS_001 (Goes by Cas(pronounced Caz)) (scourge728)
Decription: A humanoid robot with razor sharp claws built into fingers, a cloaking device (can last 3 minutes between charges, and charges over time while not being used) and being a robot, has the obvious advantages of a robot.
Weapon: Suppressed Soma (FMJ rounds, 90/100, 9x19mm) (+1 to stealth)
100/100 9x19MM Soma U Clip (Full Metal Jacket)
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

Slicer Shadow (CrocAndBearLover)
Description:

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Weapon: M395 DMR(AP, 14/14, 7.62), Katana
Inventory: 13/14 7.62 Magazine (Armor Piercing)
14/14 7.62 Magazine (Armor Piercing)
14/14 7.62 Magazine (Armor Piercing)
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

Spoiler: Orongus Legion (click to show/hide)

Vehicles:

Team Assets:
Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest (x6, in armory)
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

V-Alpha the Mecha-Carrot aka Mecharrot (Nakeen)
GIBBED
Description: A humanoid carrot improved through the power of Science, its name be blessed.
Weapon: Pneumatic Carrot Driver (8/10, Carrots)
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest (Damaged)
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife
Inventory: 30 carrots

Zizzo
Description: A normal human wearing normal civilian clothes.
Weapon: Shovel,
Inventory: 36x Flechette 12 gauge shells
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

Thaddeus Xyank (The_Two_Eternities)
Description: A middle-aged man wearing a... teal chinchilla suit? There's got to be a story behind that.
Weapon: Forest Camo Barret .50 sniper rifle. (AP rounds, 8/8, .50) (+1 to stealth in forests)
8/8 .50 Magazine (Armor Piercing)
8/8 .50 Magazine (Armor Piercing)

Jimmy Carter (King Zultan)
DEAD, headshot killed
Description: Someone who drives a 1978 Lincoln Continental.
Weapon: Tire Iron
Inventory: Keys to a 1978 Lincoln Continental
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife


Mulven (impcamper)
CHESTBURSTER IMPLANTED
Description: A Na'vi from avatar
Weapon: A rocket propelled sledgehammer
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest (Tattered)
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

Dustan Hatche
CHESTBURSTER IMPLANTED
Description: N/A
Weapon: Modified IMI Desert Eagle (HP rounds, 8/8, .45 Magnum)
Inventory: 8/8 .45 Magnum Magazine (Hollow Point)
8/8 .45 Magnum Magazine (Hollow Point)
8/8 .45 Magnum Magazine (Hollow Point)
8/8 .45 Magnum Magazine (Hollow Point)
Medkit
Defibrillator
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

[Enemy post]

Learn to control the base's lights from inside the ceiling.

[ziizo]

use a grenade to uproot the trees so I can use them as support pillars

[Failbird105]

Shoot to immobilize, let those bursters incubate for now, don't think they can survive in a dead body

[The_Two_Eternities]

Leave my sniping spot and go find a shotgun.

[Dustan Hache]

return fire. Commit suicide if I get immobilised.

[NRDL]

Keep shooting Orange Team.

[Enemy post]

Keep shooting Orange Team.

Nooo!!! My weird alien siblings are in those meatbags!

[Failbird105]

Keep shooting Orange Team.

Nooo!!! My weird alien siblings are in those meatbags!

Yeah, and they're Nix's babies!

[CABL]

Fly and bite Thaddeus Xyank in the neck. Drink his blood to weaken him and strengthen myself.

[impcamper]

Smash as many of those blue guys as I can