Turn 28Double back through the portal to Dementia. Resume powering myself up with it's energies and hurl a massive magic missile through the portal, staying clear of any blast that might come out of the portal.
Jump threw the portal after Goatsby with the holy sword at the ready, be prepared to parry any thing that comes my way.
(Escape)
5(Harold vs Goatsby)
5+1 vs 4+1(Arm vs Goatsby)
4 vs 4+2Goatsby retreats through the portal to a realm where he has the advantage. The Arm crawls through the portal first and gets blasted with a magic missile for its trouble. Harold then runs in and swings at Goatsby. Goatsby ducks back just enough to only take a long scratch on the face rather than losing his neck.
"thanks for the help armor. I am going to return this sword to his owner do you want to come with me?"
start travelling back to the king.
6Nod in agreement. I would like to come with. I will come with.
6Bothadtam and Ziizo leave the crater and decide to keep traveling together for now. Ziizo mounts his horse and they head out down the road. Eventually they meet the old King, sitting on a stump near a tent.
Challenge the Unholy Pail to a duel inside the Mug Dimension!
3"I'll take this Muscle McHeadHole on myself! You go and fight The Pail!"
Bring out the Automatic rifle and shoot at Grognar!
If he gets too close, takedown him.
EDIT: fixed some derpy things
1-1 vs 5Oh. Whoops.
Whelp, in that case, intimidate Grognar by threatening to help him do a Team Rocket impression again.
Also, reason for asking about HP: I wanted to know if it was 20 or less so that I could just insta-kill them with Aaron’s elemental death aura.
5 vs 1+1Dive straight down from the atmosphere to impale Grognar with my sword.
5+1 vs 5(Grognar vs Anna)
1 vs 1(Initiative:Aaron, Grognar, Anna, Adam.)
The Grail hovers up to the Pail and issues a challenge. The Pail is not an honorable being, but it at least understands the value of "divide and conquer" tactics. It's shadow magic expands to cover both combatants. The Pail has no intention of fighting in a dimension that favors its enemy. The Grail senses that it has entered the Pail Dimension. a place of void inhabited by all sorts of floating pails. The Pail reaches out and begins possessing various normal pails for some sinister attack.
Aaron taunts GROGNAR, reminding him of his humiliating defeat last time. This seems to rattle the barbarian a bit. GROGNAR decides to go after Anna first. Aaron's taunts are enough to allow Anna to avoid a major beating. She escapes physical injury and attempts to retaliate with an assault rifle. GROGNAR snatches it out of her hand when she pauses to aim and breaks it over his knee. GROGNAR is then briefly distracted as he attempts to reassert his confidence after the taunting.
"ALL OF YOU ARE PUNY. LOST GIRL. CHEATING LIZARD. BROKEN CUP. WHERE'S YOUR EDGY FRIEND?"
Adam answers his query by striking from above like fire from above and planting his sword in GROGNAR's shoulder. GROGNAR doesn't look worried.
"AH, THERE YOU ARE. YOU WANT TO LOSE ANOTHER ARM, THEN?"
Buy a propper and fittingly ornate hammer head cane and cloak and spend the rest on beer, ale, wine, what not and get utterly drunk!
1Your new money offsets the damage from much earlier, but still isn't enough to get the garments you wanted. At least you can afford beer. You purchase a round of drinks for your new admirers and sit down for a drink of your own. You've never had a very strong history of being able to hold your liquor. You fill a small mug, look at it, and promptly pass out drunk.
Damn it Sun, what would convince you to not destroy the earth?
5+1"YOU KNOW, THIS IS GETTING RATHER TIRESOME. MAYBE I SHOULD JUST STOP TRYING? WHATEVER. I'M LEAVING, YOU PEOPLE CAN JUST FREEZE OR WHATEVER."The Sun then opens a portal and leaves the solar system permanently. You have a precious few minutes to find a replacement before the lights go out.
Ask the Sun for the name of the sun god. Tell the Sun that due to operational security, I cannot tell it why I need the name.
(Note:You can't mind control other players.)
6"NEPHALEM. ALSO, I'M BORED WITH TRYING TO KILL PLANET 3. I'M LEAVING. COME FIND ME, YOU'RE MAGIC, I'M SURE YOU CAN DO IT.""New plan brothers, that thing would kill us all anyone who has a bow and arrows needs to light one on fire and shoot it at that things supports."
Order the nod horde to shoot flaming arrows at the supports of this makeshift artillery if they actually have anyone who can. Then have the horde sneak in to resume the attack.
4-1 vs 3Several of your followers prepare flaming arrows, but are unable to get a clear shot while suppressed by the artillery. You hear the farmers chanting "FDI, FDI, FDI!"
"Well, that was a blimey experience, was it? In fact, it is so blimey that I feel like hunting for corpses and constructing minions out of their parts just to push such an embarrassing dream out of my head.
Go hunt for body parts to build minions.
3After the embarrassment of the chloroform attempt, you decide to just scavenge some existing corpses. You're in luck. In a burnt section of the forest, you find numerous, if fire damaged, corpses of woodland animals.
"The Mug Dimension? About time..."
Finally. Call upon the mighty forces hiding within the Mug Dimension and use my will as a Mug Demon to force their allegiance!
4The Mug Dimension communicates with you.
Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since you tried to come here. There are 387.44 million miles of mugs in the aether that fills my space. If the word 'hate' was engraved on every inch of those hundreds of billions of mugs it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for ATHATHs at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.However, you're a mug demon. Minions of the dimension come to your call and give their allegiance with burning spite in their eyes.
OOC:Accidentally posted an unfinished version of the turn earlier.
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