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Author Topic: Minimalism and Milk 2  (Read 162300 times)

Mallos

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Re: Minimalism and Milk 2 (Turn 23)
« Reply #510 on: May 30, 2018, 03:16:55 am »
Cast a horrible face melting curse on the cowardly traitors in my cult. Attempt to bolster my realm even further.
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Re: Minimalism and Milk 2 (Turn 23)
« Reply #511 on: May 30, 2018, 05:41:20 am »
"Wait a second is a Martheus?"

Distract the woman for a second via pointing her dress and naming an dead famous tailor. Use that second to double stab her.
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Re: Minimalism and Milk 2 (Turn 23)
« Reply #512 on: May 30, 2018, 05:57:21 am »
"Okay, guys. Our next destination is Castle Adjilia. I'll lead the way!"

Lead the way, try to avoid bandits and other hazards.
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Re: Minimalism and Milk 2 (Turn 23)
« Reply #513 on: May 30, 2018, 06:00:27 am »
Quote from: CrocAndBearLover on May 30, 2018, 05:57:21 am
"Okay, guys. Our next destination is Castle Adjilia. I'll lead the way!"

Lead the way, try to avoid bandits and other hazards.
Help by providing light, protection and healing magic in the way
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The dog behind the man behind the beard.
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Immortality like that would be even more game breaking than four Aaron's in one place.
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Re: Minimalism and Milk 2 (Turn 23)
« Reply #514 on: May 30, 2018, 06:41:15 am »
Run away from the forest fire back to the alchemy hut, leave the athame and take the probably milk and run off back to the village.
« Last Edit: May 30, 2018, 06:56:33 am by spazyak »
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Re: Minimalism and Milk 2 (Turn 23)
« Reply #515 on: May 30, 2018, 06:41:29 am »
Quote from: randomgenericusername on May 30, 2018, 06:00:27 am
Quote from: CrocAndBearLover on May 30, 2018, 05:57:21 am
"Okay, guys. Our next destination is Castle Adjilia. I'll lead the way!"

Lead the way, try to avoid bandits and other hazards.
Help by providing light, protection and healing magic in the way
Alright, let’s get going! If any bandits or similar annoyances try to attack us along the way, make it their last mistake.
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Glass is, as usual, correct.
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I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

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Re: Minimalism and Milk 2 (Turn 23)
« Reply #516 on: May 30, 2018, 07:47:46 am »
Hold on, if I can use the power of belief to become god of the sun, then that means...
I have to try this.

Order the sun to attack Goatsby instead and then, use the power of belief to become god of MILK!
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Don't worry too much about the one mistake, Smoke Mirrors. Your character was memorable for all the demonology and story writing.

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Re: Minimalism and Milk 2 (Turn 22)
« Reply #517 on: May 30, 2018, 07:50:06 am »
Quote from: Enemy post on May 28, 2018, 12:31:32 am
Quote from: Yoink on May 26, 2018, 06:43:40 pm
BE ALL SAD 'N' SHIT ABOUT THE BEARS.

THEN SEE IF I CAN SALVAGE ANY BUILDING MATERIALS FROM THE GIANT MUG THAT SQUISHED THEM. IF NOT, SEE IF I CAN FIND AN AXE OR OTHER SUITABLE TOOL WITH WHICH TO FELL SOME TREES.    

5,2,3

You display the appropriate amount of sadness regarding the bears. A single tear falls from your eye upon the corpse of the greatest bear. The sky suddenly darkens and a single chord from a blackened ukulele sounds in the air. The bears rise up from their graves out of loyalty to you. You now have a pack of zombie bears.
(HONESTLY, IRL I SHED A SINGLE, JOYOUS TEAR AT THE SHEER BADASSERY OF THIS AS I READ IT. BRAVO.)

MAKE AN EXPLORATORY ATTEMPT TO CAREFULLY CUT DOWN A SMALLISH TREE USING MY MAKESHIFT AXE. PONDER WHETHER MY NEWLY-ZOMBIFIED BEAR PALS WOULD FIT INTO MY STEAM WAGON.
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Booze is Life for Yoink

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Re: Minimalism and Milk 2 (Turn 23)
« Reply #518 on: May 30, 2018, 08:04:18 am »
Continue polishing, blissfully unaware of the presence behind me. I must achieve radiance.
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Re: Minimalism and Milk 2 (Turn 23)
« Reply #519 on: May 30, 2018, 08:11:49 am »
[Fair enough.]
Wait and watch. If anyone starts dooming the world, beat them until they die. Thos conflict may work itself out, then I can go back to my wandering.
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Re: Minimalism and Milk 2 (Turn 23)
« Reply #520 on: May 30, 2018, 09:46:20 am »
Cast Stone to Flesh on the Moon, in hopes that it will fight back against the Sun.
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Re: Minimalism and Milk 2 (Turn 23)
« Reply #521 on: May 30, 2018, 09:57:09 am »
>Grab a toolbox
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Re: Minimalism and Milk 2 (Turn 23)
« Reply #522 on: May 30, 2018, 10:49:35 pm »
I believe you're still accepting new players
Name: William
Description: Nod cultist
Why do you want milk? Kane requires Milk for his "waffles", what ever those may be William does not know.

Set out from the presence of Kane in search of milk or cows to buy or steal.
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Re: Minimalism and Milk 2 (Turn 23)
« Reply #523 on: May 30, 2018, 11:16:13 pm »
"This absurdity shall not continue!"

Use mug demon powers to punch Luck in the face and mug them for control of my die rolls.
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FoU has some twisted role ideas. Screw second-guessing this mechanical garbage spaghetti, I'm basing everything on reads and visible daytime behaviour.

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Re: Minimalism and Milk 2 (Turn 23)
« Reply #524 on: May 30, 2018, 11:28:55 pm »
Quote from: FallacyofUrist on May 30, 2018, 11:16:13 pm
"This absurdity shall not continue!"

Use mug demon powers to punch Luck in the face and mug them for control of my die rolls.

You do realize that Luck is Glass, right? Attacking him would be a horrible idea.
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Quote from: Enemy post on June 21, 2017, 11:25:29 am
Don't worry too much about the one mistake, Smoke Mirrors. Your character was memorable for all the demonology and story writing.

I’m running a game/mechanics test called Fate/Mechanics Test. Feel free to check it out.
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