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Author Topic: Minimalism and Milk 2  (Read 162645 times)

Imic

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Re: Minimalism and Milk 2
« Reply #90 on: April 21, 2018, 01:47:17 am »
Make for high ground ti survey the surrounding area. There should be hills and mountains around my village.
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Re: Minimalism and Milk 2
« Reply #91 on: April 21, 2018, 05:44:00 am »
Get out of the cart and run, if I can't get out try and stab the milk snake with my crucifix and hope its holy power gets rid of the snake.
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Re: Minimalism and Milk 2
« Reply #92 on: April 21, 2018, 05:54:18 am »
Accept taking the test
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Re: Minimalism and Milk 2
« Reply #93 on: April 21, 2018, 06:06:52 am »
Wait, what, when did the turn before this happen?
???
How the hell did I miss an entire turn occurring?

Whelp, anyway, bodily throw Grognar out of this establishment. Make sure to grab him while he's distracted attacking something else, so as to turn his ragepower against him. There's a reason you're supposed to stay calm during a fight, and why barbarian rage attacks often have you deal and receive double damage.
« Last Edit: April 21, 2018, 06:08:43 am by Glass »
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Re: Minimalism and Milk 2
« Reply #94 on: April 21, 2018, 06:17:05 am »
((Wait, we have steampunk elements in this world? I'm talking about the steam-powered wagon Matteo has found.))

((Also, EP, please change swamp goblin shaman's status to "Dead due to a headshot" and add the other goblin group as NPCs.))

((Wait, the village is called Moorsburg? Does that mean the very first settlers were Andalusian Muslims who turned Christian? Or the founder had "Moor" as their surname?))
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Re: Minimalism and Milk 2
« Reply #95 on: April 21, 2018, 07:24:52 am »
That was a 2, not a 1
Run Grognar through with my sword
« Last Edit: April 21, 2018, 08:05:30 am by Smoke Mirrors »
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Re: Minimalism and Milk 2
« Reply #96 on: April 21, 2018, 09:02:50 am »
Lift GROGNAR into the air with my holy powers and spin him really fast until he's nauseous.
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Re: Minimalism and Milk 2
« Reply #97 on: April 21, 2018, 09:30:07 am »
Quote from: CrocAndBearLover on April 21, 2018, 06:17:05 am
((Wait, we have steampunk elements in this world? I'm talking about the steam-powered wagon Matteo has found.))

((Also, EP, please change swamp goblin shaman's status to "Dead due to a headshot" and add the other goblin group as NPCs.))

((Wait, the village is called Moorsburg? Does that mean the very first settlers were Andalusian Muslims who turned Christian? Or the founder had "Moor" as their surname?))


1.I figured it's some inventor's personal project. Steam power isn't common, unless somebody makes it common.

2.Ok.

3.The first one.
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Re: Minimalism and Milk 2
« Reply #98 on: April 21, 2018, 10:04:34 am »
How dare you assume that insect-monsters are slimey!  I'll have you know we're quite clean!
Grab onto its body with my six legs and keep biting at it, tearing chunks of flesh free from the troll!
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Re: Minimalism and Milk 2
« Reply #99 on: April 21, 2018, 12:26:11 pm »
WAIT! EP, what were the people I hired doing in the fight?
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Re: Minimalism and Milk 2
« Reply #100 on: April 21, 2018, 12:45:18 pm »
They didn't react fast enough to get involved before Grognar left the pub, and the other barbarians got smacked down by the Mug. They'll get involved next turn.
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Re: Minimalism and Milk 2
« Reply #101 on: April 21, 2018, 07:50:33 pm »
Find another place to buy milk.
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Re: Minimalism and Milk 2
« Reply #102 on: April 22, 2018, 09:06:19 am »
"MY GOODNESS. THIS IS RATHER MORE THAN I'D EXPECTED. TIME FOR A CHANGE OF PLANS..."

GET IN THE STEAM WAGON WHILST MUTTERING TO MYSELF. ATTEMPT TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO WORK IT
GO FOR A JOYRIDE WHILST BECOMING ACCUSTOMED TO THE CONTROLS, PREFERABLY WITHOUT DRAWING TOO MUCH ATTENTION   
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Re: Minimalism and Milk 2
« Reply #103 on: April 22, 2018, 12:22:39 pm »
"GOOD BOYS! KEEP THE FILTHY PRIEST IN THE CART WHILE 'TIL I'VE GOT HIM IN MY HANDS."

Attempt to force Harold out from the cart. Have my snakes attack him if he gets hostile.
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Re: Minimalism and Milk 2
« Reply #104 on: April 23, 2018, 12:10:27 am »
Is anyone allowed to join whenever? Either way, PTW.
« Last Edit: April 23, 2018, 12:26:49 am by Dwayna DragonFire »
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