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Elephant Parade

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Roll to be bored on a bus
« on: April 04, 2018, 09:45:51 am »

You are stuck on a nine-hour bus ride with an indeterminate number of other people. How do you make things more tolerable?
« Last Edit: April 04, 2018, 09:24:47 pm by Elephant Parade »
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Glass

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Re: Roll to be bored on a bus
« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2018, 09:58:46 am »

Pull out my phone and see if any of my RTDs on the Dock14 forums have updated, or if there’s any new good ones.
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Doomblade187

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Re: Roll to be bored on a bus
« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2018, 10:04:31 am »

Take over driving for a but, maybe the change will make this less monotonous.
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In any case it would be a battle of critical thinking and I refuse to fight an unarmed individual.
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Elephant Parade

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Re: Roll to be bored on a bus
« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2018, 10:12:08 am »

Pull out my phone and see if any of my RTDs on the Dock14 forums have updated, or if there’s any new good ones.
(5) One just popped up! It's called "Roll to Feel Unenthusiastic on a Plane" and it looks really solid. Glass decides to post an action--something meta, just to be original. He awaits his reply...

Take over driving for a but, maybe the change will make this less monotonous.
(5) Doomblade (what a name!) asks the driver if he can take a shift. The driver says no, but then he recognizes Doomblade as one of his coworkers. "Sure, I guess? If anything bad happens, it's on you."
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Re: Roll to be bored on a bus
« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2018, 10:20:59 am »

Hijack the bus and take the driver as hostage.
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Re: Roll to be bored on a bus
« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2018, 10:35:04 am »

Realize that I am bored on a bus. As in, on the roof of the bus. It is now too exciting to be bored. Guess the company has a rather liberal view of 'economy seating'.
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Re: Roll to be bored on a bus
« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2018, 10:42:00 am »

read fanfiction in my phone
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Re: Roll to be bored on a bus
« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2018, 10:44:34 am »

Go to sleep
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Re: Roll to be bored on a bus
« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2018, 10:47:03 am »

Drive 200 mph, get us there faster.
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In any case it would be a battle of critical thinking and I refuse to fight an unarmed individual.
One mustn't stare into the pathos, lest one become Pathos.

Dustan Hache

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Re: Roll to be bored on a bus
« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2018, 10:48:03 am »

wait patiently while RGU attempts to hijack the bus. If he succeeded, Mask up and hijack the hijacked bus.
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Re: Roll to be bored on a bus
« Reply #10 on: April 04, 2018, 11:03:11 am »

!!SCIENCE!! the bus' engine, so that it gets teleported into Hell, Michigan.
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Re: Roll to be bored on a bus
« Reply #11 on: April 04, 2018, 11:13:55 am »

'Accidentally' release a swarm of angry bees
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Re: Roll to be bored on a bus
« Reply #12 on: April 04, 2018, 11:26:11 am »

...close Dock14 and crawl under my seat so as to avoid harm. This is no longer boring, it’s looking to get dangerous.
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Glass is, as usual, correct.
Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

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Re: Roll to be bored on a bus
« Reply #13 on: April 04, 2018, 12:04:20 pm »

Take out my phone... check to see if the bus has free Wi-Fi?
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Re: Roll to be bored on a bus
« Reply #14 on: April 04, 2018, 12:20:16 pm »

Look out of the window
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