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[King Zultan]

The problem with the modern day is that people are straight up spoiling the fun

Then go somewhere far from people so they can't ruin your fun.

[MrRoboto75]

You ever notice the free parking on the monopoly board isn't helpful at all for using the railroads?  Like you'd have to walk some 7 streets over to get to the station.

[Scoops Novel]

Men... are hungry

[Enemy post]

You ever notice the free parking on the monopoly board isn't helpful at all for using the railroads?  Like you'd have to walk some 7 streets over to get to the station.

That’s why it’s free.

[King Zultan]

Men... are hungry

Then give them a sandwich.

[Magmacube_tr]

Normalize digging random holes in the ground for no reason

This. So much this.

[Frumple]

It'd take some major changes to current infrastructure practices, sadly. Lot of the reason it's not normalized is that lots of places put stuff down there these days, and folks randomly digging around can cause... problems. Self-electrocution, busted pipes, broken phone lines, etc.

[Magmacube_tr]

It'd take some major changes to current infrastructure practices, sadly. Lot of the reason it's not normalized is that lots of places put stuff down there these days, and folks randomly digging around can cause... problems. Self-electrocution, busted pipes, broken phone lines, etc.

Thats what they want you to think! They can't take our right to dig random holes around! 

[Eric Blank]

Refried beans is basically just bean gelatin

[Magmacube_tr]

Refried beans is basically just bean gelatin

wat

[Eric Blank]

I was looking at the cans of refried beans the cook was prepping earlier and its basically identical in final form, if not ingredients. Just usually served hot. That's it. It's a gelatinous wiggly glob made of beans

[King Zultan]

It's a thick paste you could use it for tile grout.

[Frumple]

probably short lived glory to they that pisses into the face of a tidal wave

[Rolan7]

I think a lot of the "gelatin"-ness is because they're canned with some sort of oil which goo-ifies in a chilly room.  Though the thoroughly cooked beans are pretty gooey themselves.
I've been obsessed with the adjective "fantastic" lately.  I'm not sure how much of it is gender euphoria, and how much is from playing Caster of Magic where "fantastic" is a common unit type.  It just feels really nice to say.

[Frumple]

fanta's tick is a horrifying thought, though

like, are the eggs carried in the fanta and they hatch inside you, or do you open it and a bunch of brightly colored ticks come rushing out, or what

how does the tick of fanta function