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[itisnotlogical]

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[King Zultan]

Do you guys remember when the Segway was going to change the world?

I still don't get why the things were so popular in the first place.

[Iduno]

Do you guys remember when the Segway was going to change the world?

No, but I remember when "disruptors" said they would. I guess they did, but mostly by paving the way for shitty companies to find new ways to abuse employees.

[TamerVirus]

Do you guys remember when the Segway was going to change the world?

I associate 2 things with Segway
1: Mall cops
2: One of the company owners died after he rode his Segway off a cliff

[Iduno]

Do you guys remember when the Segway was going to change the world?

I associate 2 things with Segway
1: Mall cops
2: One of the company owners died after he rode his Segway off a cliff

So it's a cloud with a silver lining, is what you're saying?

[Naturegirl1999]

Do you guys remember when the Segway was going to change the world?

I associate 2 things with Segway
1: Mall cops
2: One of the company owners died after he rode his Segway off a cliff

So it's a cloud with a silver lining, is what you're saying?

It’s like a two wheeled skateboard with the handlebars of a unicycle

[King Zultan]

I've seen pictures of cops on segways and I don't think I could take a segway cop seriously.

[Kagus]

I've seen pictures of cops on segways and I don't think I could take a segway cop seriously.

Maybe that's part of the plan? Lull the enemy into a false sense of security and sow confusion in their ranks with the element of hilarity?

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[scriver]

This is exacrly how I envision the Imperial Californian Bike Legionaries from After the End

[King Zultan]

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Is this the future people in the 50's imagined, I mean forget jetpacks and flying cars, segway SWAT teams are the future we need.

[Naturegirl1999]

I remember in the first Back to the Future, when Marty travelled to the future for the first time, there were VR pixelated games, why didn’t the movie makers think we would move past gsmes with such big pixels? Gsmes of course still carry pixels, but they are smaller and there are lots more of them, compared to the “VR” in BttF, when there were Dig Dug graphics but with less resolution

[Iduno]

Country Freshness.

[TamerVirus]

I remember in the first Back to the Future, when Marty travelled to the future for the first time, there were VR pixelated games, why didn’t the movie makers think we would move past gsmes with such big pixels? Gsmes of course still carry pixels, but they are smaller and there are lots more of them, compared to the “VR” in BttF, when there were Dig Dug graphics but with less resolution

Because it was 1989, and the primary gaming system at the time was the fricken NES.
3D polygonal gaming was still years away. We have the benefit of hindsight.

Now you tell me what gaming is gonna be like in 2046

[Naturegirl1999]

I remember in the first Back to the Future, when Marty travelled to the future for the first time, there were VR pixelated games, why didn’t the movie makers think we would move past gsmes with such big pixels? Gsmes of course still carry pixels, but they are smaller and there are lots more of them, compared to the “VR” in BttF, when there were Dig Dug graphics but with less resolution

Because it was 1989, and the primary gaming system at the time was the fricken NES.
3D polygonal gaming was still years away. We have the benefit of hindsight.

Now you tell me what gaming is gonna be like in 2046

Understood

[Enemy post]

Now you tell me what gaming is gonna be like in 2046

The village elder making shadow puppets on the bunker wall for the children, while they hold broken controllers and he curses at them in Russian.