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[Enemy post]

Is there a word that sounds like atteal, or bears a ressemblence to those sounds, and designates something a horse wears or a part of a wagon or jewelry or idk? It must have something to do with the neck or shoulders.

lol fuck I'm laughing stupid ass off at myself, I don't know where this coming from, I guess it doesn't exist because I can't just make up words and presume them to exist, even if it's on a very strong intuition

I found a list of horse words, if it helps.

[dragdeler]

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[KittyTac]

I love how this is impossible to derail by its very nature.

[Enemy post]

Who would win, one alligator or two gharials?

[dragdeler]

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[scriver]

If Jesus' body is that of a cracker, isn't that definite proof that he was white?

[Il Palazzo]

If Jesus' body is that of a cracker, isn't that definite proof that he was white?

But the priest has to use magic to turn the cracker into Jesus. So I guess this shows he was anything but.

[Yoink]

Imagine if US presidency was determined via pro-wrestling matches instead of boring old elections. Like a title defence in the middle of the white house, with other party members occasionally invading the ring to assist their candidate and perhaps smack one another with folding chairs.
It would be glorious.

[WealthyRadish]

I guess professional wrestling is less rigged.




_{^{I would like to note that there are other legitimate criticisms to be made of the US election systems that do not include literal illegal rigging, but are just as serious and should not be discounted by the inaccurate criticism implied by this dumb joke}}

[CABL]

I used to hate Nightcore, until I've realized the whole "genre" has a deeper meaning: It has obnoxious, high-pitched, auto-tuned vocals, that are almost as irritating as baby crying noises.

To put it simple for those who haven't watched Rick & Morty, and thus, have low IQ: Nightcore has annoying, nauseating vocals. You know what else is annoying and nauseating? Baby crying noises. Therefore, Nightcore genre is baby crying noises with instrumentals in it.

[Bumber]

Imagine if US presidency was determined via pro-wrestling matches instead of boring old elections. Like a title defence in the middle of the white house, with other party members occasionally invading the ring to assist their candidate and perhaps smack one another with folding chairs.
It would be glorious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEM5hW6BMJA

[Yoink]

I have a tendency to procrastinate. In fact, I am doing so right now.
Sometimes in the course of procrastinating about one thing, I wind up doing various other, arguably productive, things instead.

But it occurred to me just before, as I was cooking myself a slice of toast (I'm supposed to be going to the shops to acquire food, but my procrastination decided I needed a snack beforehand), that everything I do - whether it is the thing I'm "supposed" to be doing at the time or something else or nothing at all - is procrastination.

Life is just the act of procrastinating on Death.

[scriver]

It's not procrastination cutting yourself to avoid sharp edges

[methylatedspirit]

So, I like math. I thought up of something that would be incredibly suspicious if spoken out loud.

I do math to cope with the stresses in my life.

[Castlecliff]

Oh this old nut.