Welcome back Dwarves and Dwarvettes, To BanditHorses.
After our last escapade with the elves, which produced a lot of Bloodshed, I've discovered some unique characters within the fortress. Firstly, while re-locating our axdwarves training ground, i discovered a particular character:
some weirdo who looks like a dwarf, walks like a dwarf, smells like a dwarf and i'm still 90% sure is a dwarf has infiltrated our Axdwarfs and is masquerading as one of our own. I haven't payed him too attention, mostly for his efforts during our last assault on that elven trash, but until then, I've opted to name him "species unknown" just to humour his claims of being a not-dwarf.
Another person of interest i found was some begger who was screaming at any passers by that he was going to become the next overseer of the fortress, you know instead of working like a normal dwarf would. I asked him that with a name like "Deathpunch578" shouldn't he be inlisting in our military rather then campaigning for mayor, he responded by throwing a dead rat at me and calling me an "elf loving bitch face". I was less then impressed.
DEAR ARMOK ALMIGHTYGiant enemy Horse is here with his elf boi's to massacre us all!
Asemble the YoungBab, we need to take out the trash
Pikachu17 is the first to draw blood though, slicing the head off a Swordself, the rest follow and our usual massacre began, albeit with more war bears:
They didn't fare much better
SpeciesUnknown followed the charge and slaughtered several elves himself, I'd say he's earned his weird nickname:
And just that soon, the siege was over, 26 elves dead, 0 dwarves killed. Good show, even better, no injuries! Youngbab was busy sleeping during the invasion, just as well the rest of his squad is almost as strong as he is.
Another artefact was made:
This one is a bit... shit though, we need to step up our game.
Anyway, with all that clowning around with the elves done, we're going to focus the rest of the year on Derpy's new sweet bedroom. Pure marble Furniture.
Coattails takes out a well hated enemy:
And finally, at the end of the year:
Our labour paid off
And witn that, the year is over, it's been quite a ride with plenty of dead elves and puppies, I think it's been quite a trip.
Speaking of trips, you'll find me smoking on a pig tail cigar if anyone wants me, hopefully not bleeding out on the end of an elf twig, provided you fools do your job well
Here's the save:
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=13770*I upgraded the save to 44.10 in the Mod, it works fine so be sure to download the new mod files before you play this save*
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Topic: Ägashfamthut, "Bandithorses," Where we steal everything and die to caves (Read 64557 times)