Turn 2
Respawn on the island, and try again.
[6]
You manage to do it. A blurry figure glitches through the door, rapidly pointing in multiple directions while things rapidly blink in and out of existence through it. Slurred and uncomprehensible jumbles of words are heard from everywhere, closely followed by thousands of screams and shrill laughter suddenly cut off. The door rattles intensely and then stills. The river turns black for a single instant and turns green in the next. Suddenly see-through trees sprout from nowhere along with dirt and a bunch of other things you couldn't quite catch. There's a lot of things you couldn't quite catch. Everything happened so fast.
So fast your brain got scrambled.
Respawn?
Destroy the moon to mess with the tides
[1]
You mess up and manage to strengthen the moon instead. The moon steals your life in the process.
Respawn?
Try to open the door again this time firmly grasp it
[5]
The door couldn't stand up to your relentless assaults and flipped open, revealing a circle of utter darkness. There appears to be depth to it.
Create a Meme
[4]
You create a meme. It spreads among fish at a moderate speed and clusters of them can sometimes be seen doing the Meme. But only on even numbered turns. It's forgotten on odd numbered turns.
Alter the fabric of the universe on the right side of the door red.
[3]
Done. Kinda. It's only red on odd turns though. Otherwise still non-coloured.
Sorry what I meant was
Become the god of the fishes
[3]
They worship you with zeal. But they only worship you on odd turns.
Build a cabin on the island.
[1]
You grow some trees instead. Then collapse from exhaustion.
Respawn?
Smash all of the fish I got together in to a eldritch fish monster, and unleash it in to the wild.
[6]
You create Amafish, the bane of creators. It's fins are smaller fins glued together by bulging veins trailing from eyes. It's teeth are fish maws and it's eye sockets are tiny globes of darkness set in a writhing face of fish muscles. It walks on it's tail of a hundred interwoven fish spines. And it devours you first.
Respawn?
make a fire, then sacrifice fish in it.
[1]
You splash some water on some twigs and save a fish from dying. By sacrificing your life.
Respawn?
RESPAWN AS DOOMBLADE'S ISLAND
REVEAL MYSELF TO BE SOME SORT OF WEIRD SEA MONSTER LARGE ENOUGH TO RESEMBLE ISLAND
[1]
You choke yourself in excitement while dead and stay dead.
Respawn?
An eldritch fish prowls the river.
The door is open, leading to darkness.
The river is now surrounded by a translucent jungle.
A tropical island to the left.
Strengthened moon.
Odd:
Right, red fabric of universe
Rockeater, god of fish
Even:
Meme
Revised the rules a bit. This might happen a lot as I try to figure out what I'm trying to do. Sorry bout that.
1 - You do the opposite of what you intended and die.
2 - You do nothing
3 - Works, but only appears on odd turns.
4 - Works, but only appears on even turns.
5 - You do what you wanted, appears on odd and even turns.
6 - You do what you wanted, but die afterwards.
If something is strengthened and something attempts to affect It, It gets a roll to determine the effects.
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