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[ziizo]

I wish to take over space city as it's new genius loci.

[KittyTac]

Turn the entire alien population into cats.

[wertyzerty]

Respawn

[Shadowclaw777]

I wish I was the corgi archangel of purification, with divine-like power of protection and power, and the ability to purify any soul into oblivion, even demigod, if their actions prove unethical to man or corgi-kind.

[ShadowDragon]

Huh, that was a weird draw. Anyway.

I wish I was everywhere at once.

[3+3] You merge with all of space. The only issue is that you're not sure how to manipulate anything on anything close to a small scale.

I wish for access to the Speed Force, granting me all the powers and abilities of Barry Allen ( The Flash ).

[1+3] Done*.
*This does not permit any significant changes to the past.

I'm gonna save my wish for now.
Make sure the spaceship has enough supplies to last for a few years and is big enough space for all of the werewolves to live comfortably for a long time.

It isn't a flying city, which is what you'd need for that. Not that it matters, given Earth's fate.

I wish for this osmium statue to be teleported in the stratosphere, then fall onto the Earth, destroying the planet.
I myself will be teleported into cosmos, from where I can choose a new planet to appear on.

[1+3] You teleport off-world a moment before a osmium statue shatters Earth into pieces. The fortified city remains unharmed beyond the shock and horror directly related to the planet it's on exploding. NRDL, Person, OceanSoul, and Failbird105: respawn?

I wish to take over space city as it's new genius loci.

[3+3] You merge with the space city, converting it into an organic entity with you in control. The inhabitants don't like the changes.

Turn the entire alien population into cats.

[3] You work through their homeworld before they point out their colonies.

Respawn

Done.

I wish I was the corgi archangel of purification, with divine-like power of protection and power, and the ability to purify any soul into oblivion, even demigod, if their actions prove unethical to man or corgi-kind.

[3+3] You transform yourself into a corgi angel with six eye-covered wings. All attacks against corgis, including you, within a kilometer of you burst into flame and are destroyed nigh-instantaneously. (Though a fast enough attack could defeat this defense.) You also possess the ability to use angelic magic on a city-wide scale and automatically cause anyone who has ever harmed a corgi or human who meets your gaze to burst into soul-destroying flame. You find that you can't quite look at large gatherings of people within the fortified city.

Spoiler: Player Wishes (Return T36) (click to show/hide)

Secheral: Spent.
NRDL: Spent.
ziizo: Spent.
Egan_BW: Available.
KittyTac: Available.
King Zultan: Available.
wertyzerty: Available.
CrocAndBearLover: Spent.
OceanSoul: Available.
Person: Available.
Shadowclaw777: Spent.
Failbird105: Available.
Blood_Librarian: Available.

Spoiler: Places (click to show/hide)

Everywhere
  All hypothetical felines not created by player action have been transformed into corgis.
  All people have an evil clone.

Earth
  An expanding cloud of rubble.
  Contains a massively oversized and nearly indestructible greatsword that bypasses absolutely all defences other than normal distance and dodging.

City
  Is an ex-location.

Fortified City
  Will be safe and prosperous forevermore.
  Has improved taxation, infrastructure, social programs, and healthcare.
  Current respawn location.
  Low on artillery.
  In the ruins of Earth.

Mars
  Has a cat-manned mission on it.

Omnicidal Alien Civilization
  A highly advanced alien civilization.
  Worships Yog-Neighoth as the Hoofed Destroyer.
  Believe that they must bring about the end of days when the Hoofed Destroyer returns.
  Falsely believe that KittyTac is the Hoofed Destroyer.
  Don't know what hooves look like.
  Incapable of faster than light travel.

Spoiler: Player States (click to show/hide)

Egan_BW
  A mindless flesh lump, and so effectively dead.

KittyTac
  Is Felius, god of cats.
  Is nearly immune to every weapon humanity has.
  Extremely resistant to attacks no mortal could survive.
  Gains power from worship and has the power of all other cats several times over.
  Slightly wounded.
  On a planet populated by omnicidal aliens.

King Zultan
  Is the deposed pilot of the airliner.
  Does not need to roll for routine piloting actions.
  The collective divine spirit of all werewolves.
  Is incorporeal.

CrocAndBearLover
  Knows karate.
  Is the elder eldritch god of mind control, architecture, and life.
  Immune to physical harm.
  Can control any mortal on the same planet.
  Can create buildings of any size or complexity with a gesture.
  Can fully heal any mortal of any affliction, including death.
  Is near an undetermined planet.

NRDL
  Dead.
  Has access to the Speed Force. (And will retain this upon respawning.)

Person
  Dead.

OceanSoul
  Dead.

Secheral
  Transmutes anything they touch into melting butter with fully functioning nervous systems and minds. (Though they're techincially not touching anything in their current state,)
  Is space.
  Has no capacity to directly act on a small scale.

Shadowclaw777
  A Master Director of the fortified city's branch of the Illuminati.
  Is a six-winged corgi angel.
  All attacks against corgis within a kilometre of them are nigh-instantaneously incinerated.
  Can wield angelic magic on a city-wide scale.
  Anyone who meets their gaze immediately bursts into soul-destroying flame

Failbird105
  Dead.

Blood_Librarian
  Has a mohawk and handgun.
  In a rudimentary moon base with a group of extreme survivalists.

ziizo
  Is an organic space city in the ruins of Earth.
  Fully self-sustaining.
  Heavily armed.
  Contains an unhappy population.

Spoiler: NPCs (click to show/hide)

Cultists
  A small cult, presumably worshipping something which demands blood sacrifices.
  On a cruise ship.
  Dead, with one exception. (Who is no longer a member.)
  Had a damaged altar.

Baggage-zombies
  No longer exist.

Werewolves
  Dead.

Yog-Neighoth
  An apocalyptically powerful eldritch unicorn god and her evil clone.
  Is the All-Pony and Bane of Atlantis.
  Created by Secheral.
  Lacks a physical body.
  Has an utterly indestructible soul.

Corgi Revolution
  Mercilessly slaughtered by feline oppressors.

Space city AIs
  An oppressive AI overlord and their evil clone.
  Were the gods of justice.
  Dead.

[Egan_BW]

Respawn as a street cat in fortified city. With kittens, of course. I wish for the ability to project a cutting forcefield at will up to 5 feet away from me that slices up anything that passes through it. Things that are not in a specific location can be cut regardless of where I am, being assumed to be within five feet in the metaphorical dimension.

[KittyTac]

I wish that Earth would exist again, just as it existed before the statue dropped.

[NRDL]

Respawn inside the Fortified City by running dramatically at the speed of lightning. Assess how much of the City, and by extension the Earth, is left.

[King Zultan]

Try and rebuild the port city and see if any one survived.

[CABL]

Appear on Dolphinia Prime, a home planet of Super Strong Death Metal Ninja Dolphins.

[Secheral]

Hiss.

[wertyzerty]

I wish that objects cannot affect me and pass straight through me or I through them.

[Shadowclaw777]

Resurrect the entire dead population of corgi back to live inside the fortified city. Failing that, magically morphing Species of dogs in the cities into corgis

[ziizo]

start turning my body into a cyborg space city to reduce the complains or my inhabitants 

[ShadowDragon]

Respawn as a street cat in fortified city. With kittens, of course. I wish for the ability to project a cutting forcefield at will up to 5 feet away from me that slices up anything that passes through it. Things that are not in a specific location can be cut regardless of where I am, being assumed to be within five feet in the metaphorical dimension.

[2+3] Done.

I wish that Earth would exist again, just as it existed before the statue dropped.

[2+3] You restore Earth, except for dead players.

Respawn inside the Fortified City by running dramatically at the speed of lightning. Assess how much of the City, and by extension the Earth, is left.

[4] The city was apparently entirely intact while Earth was reduced to rubble.

Try and rebuild the port city and see if any one survived.

[6] You twist the dreams of the port city's inhabitants into nightmarish recollections of when Earth was destroyed and find that none of them survived very long.

Appear on Dolphinia Prime, a home planet of Super Strong Death Metal Ninja Dolphins.

[5] Done.

Hiss.

[5] Your hiss echos off the walls of reality, terrifying and confusing nearly the entire population of the universe.

I wish that objects cannot affect me and pass straight through me or I through them.

[1+3] You no longer physically interact with material objects and can float instead of falling into the planet or flying into space. In addition, you no longer have material needs like breathing or eating.

Resurrect the entire dead population of corgi back to live inside the fortified city. Failing that, magically morphing Species of dogs in the cities into corgis

All the corgis on Earth have been revived, so there's no point attempting to revive them. [1] You systematically turn werewolves into werecats.

start turning my body into a cyborg space city to reduce the complains or my inhabitants 

[3] You install some conventional housing and offices, but the vast majority of your body still looks organic.

Spoiler: Player Wishes (Return T36) (click to show/hide)

Secheral: Spent.
NRDL: Spent.
ziizo: Spent.
Egan_BW: Spent.
KittyTac: Spent.
King Zultan: Available.
wertyzerty: Spent.
CrocAndBearLover: Spent.
OceanSoul: Available.
Person: Available.
Shadowclaw777: Spent.
Failbird105: Available.
Blood_Librarian: Available.

Spoiler: Places (click to show/hide)

Everywhere
  All hypothetical felines not created by player action have been transformed into corgis.
  All people have an evil clone.
  Most people are somewhat terrified by space itself hissing.

Earth
  Intact.
  Has a massively oversized and nearly indestructible greatsword that bypasses absolutely all defences other than normal distance and dodging orbiting it.
  All non-werewolf canines have been replaced by feline counterparts.
  Most corgi lovers are dead.

Cruise Ship
  Is perfectly fine.

City
  Is an ex-location.

Feliania
  A nation of talking cats.
  Ruled by KittyTac.

Ex-cellar Palace
  The personal palace of KittyTac.
  Was a cellar.

Fortified City
  Will be safe and prosperous forevermore.
  Has improved taxation, infrastructure, social programs, and healthcare.
  Current respawn location.
  Low on artillery.

Port City
  Is inhabited exclusively by werewolves.
  Run by a heretical theocracy in the name of King Zultan.
  Everyone in it likes King Zultan.
  Fortified.
  Has a large spaceship on a launchpad.

Mars
  Has a cat-manned mission on it.

Omnicidal Alien Civilization
  A highly advanced alien civilization.
  Worships Yog-Neighoth as the Hoofed Destroyer.
  Believe that they must bring about the end of days when the Hoofed Destroyer returns.
  Falsely believe that KittyTac is the Hoofed Destroyer.
  Don't know what hooves look like.
  Incapable of faster than light travel.

Dolphinia Prime
  A planet inhabited by super strong death metal ninja dolphins.
  Primitive compared to Earth.

Spoiler: Player States (click to show/hide)

Egan_BW
  A street cat with kittens.
  Can project forcefields that can cut anything within five feet or without a clearly-defined location.

KittyTac
  Is Felius, god of cats.
  Is nearly immune to every weapon humanity has.
  Extremely resistant to attacks no mortal could survive.
  Gains power from worship and has the power of all other cats several times over.
  Slightly wounded.
  On a planet populated by omnicidal aliens.

King Zultan
  Is the deposed pilot of the airliner.
  Does not need to roll for routine piloting actions.
  The collective divine spirit of all werewolves.
  Is incorporeal.

CrocAndBearLover
  On Dolphinia Prime.
  Knows karate.
  Is the elder eldritch god of mind control, architecture, and life.
  Immune to physical harm.
  Can control any mortal on the same planet.
  Can create buildings of any size or complexity with a gesture.
  Can fully heal any mortal of any affliction, including death.
  Is on Dolphinia Prime.

NRDL
  Dead.
  Has access to the Speed Force. (And will retain this upon respawning.)

Person
  Dead.

OceanSoul
  Dead.

Secheral
  Transmutes anything they touch into melting butter with fully functioning nervous systems and minds. (Though they're techincially not touching anything in their current state,)
  Is space.
  Has no capacity to directly act on a small scale.

Shadowclaw777
  A Master Director of the fortified city's branch of the Illuminati.
  Is a six-winged corgi angel.
  All attacks against corgis within a kilometre of them are nigh-instantaneously incinerated.
  Can wield angelic magic on a city-wide scale.
  Anyone who meets their gaze immediately bursts into soul-destroying flame

Failbird105
  Dead.

Blood_Librarian
  Has a mohawk and handgun.
  In a rudimentary moon base with a group of extreme survivalists.

ziizo
  Is an organic space city in the ruins of Earth.
  Fully self-sustaining.
  Heavily armed.
  Contains an unhappy population.
  Has some conventional housing and offices.

wertyzerty
  Does not physically interact with material objects.
  Can float instead of flying into space or falling into the ground.
  Has no material needs.

Spoiler: NPCs (click to show/hide)

Cultists
  A small cult, presumably worshipping something which demands blood sacrifices.
  On a cruise ship.
  Dead, with one exception. (Who is no longer a member.)
  Had a damaged altar.

Baggage-zombies
  No longer exist.

Werewolves
  Dead.

Yog-Neighoth
  An apocalyptically powerful eldritch unicorn god and her evil clone.
  Is the All-Pony and Bane of Atlantis.
  Created by Secheral.
  Lacks a physical body.
  Has an utterly indestructible soul.

Corgi Revolution
  Mercilessly slaughtered by feline oppressors.

Space city AIs
  An oppressive AI overlord and their evil clone.
  Were the gods of justice.
  Dead.