GO ON A QUEST TO START TAKING OVER A HYDRO-FUSION MOON PLANT WITH MY OWN BAREHANDS; THE BAREHANDS HOLD A GUN.
[4] You draw up plans for taking over a fusion-powered moon base and secure a trip to the moon for whenever someone actually builds a moon base.
Find any species of small animal, ( gecko, rat, whatever ) and turn them into Immuniser Absorbers, whose main function is to absorb as many immunisers from the air as they can, use them as a fuel source, and wipe them out.
[2] The Immunizers prove impervious to your initial attempts.
Enslave Recruit another army.
[6] You assume control over the entirety of Russia's population.
"BEEP-BEEP"
Run out of the base.
[1] The soldiers shoot you in the back of the head before you leave the barracks. Respawn?
Offer to just carry the ship to Mars.
[4] You bypass the inexorable tyranny of orbital mechanics by simply teleporting a cat-piloted spaceship to mars.
Escape into the wilderness
Destroy the abomination!
[5 vs. 6] Egan_BW manages to explosively bisect Secheral, who is reduced to the front half of a decapitated horse but thrown safely into the wilderness. Secheral's fragments reduce their general vicinity to screaming butter, but do not actually kill anyone.
Throw a big party invite all of the werewolves in the port city and pretend the anti-werewolf propaganda does not exist.
[5] You restore your reputation with a city-wide festival.
Nuke wertyzerty.
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1] You forget the launch codes and ask every other nuclear power to nuke wertyzerty for you. They refuse.
Respawn, find the secret society in the city
[5] You find the local branch of the Illuminati. They're surprisingly friendly.
Secheral: Spent.
NRDL: Spent.
ziizo: Spent.
Egan_BW: Spent.
KittyTac: Spent.
King Zultan: Spent.
wertyzerty: Spent.
CrocAndBearLover: Spent.
OceanSoul: Available.
Person: Spent.
Shadowclaw777: Spent.
Failbird105: Available.
Blood_Librarian: Spent.
Everywhere
All hypothetical felines not on Earth are replaced by corgis.
All people have an evil clone.
Earth
All non-werewolf canines have been replaced by feline counterparts.
Most corgi lovers are dead.
Cruise Ship
Is perfectly fine.
City
Is an ex-location.
Feliania
A nation of talking ex-cat corgis. (Except one city, which is populated by talking cats.)
Ruled by KittyTac.
Ex-cellar Palace
The personal palace of KittyTac.
Was a cellar.
Fortified City
Will be safe and prosperous forevermore.
Has improved taxation, infrastructure, social programs, and healthcare.
Current respawn location.
Low on artillery.
Port City
Is inhabited exclusively by werewolves.
Run by a heretical theocracy in the name of King Zultan.
Everyone in it likes King Zultan.
Fortified.
Orbital City
Fully self-sustaining.
Heavily armed.
Damaged by missile strikes.
Administrated.
Earth Orbit
Contains a massively oversized and nearly indestructible greatsword that bypasses absolutely all defences other than normal distance and dodging.
Mars
Has a cat-manned mission on it.
Egan_BW
A policewoman of the fortified city.
Next to some cruise missiles.
KittyTac
Has a helicopter.
Is Felius, god of cats.
Has a robot who is lost inside their palace.
The ruler of Feliania.
Is nearly immune to every weapon humanity has.
Extremely resistant to attacks no mortal could survive.
Gains power from worship and has the power of all other cats several times over.
Worshipped by Feliania.
Slightly wounded.
King Zultan
Is the deposed pilot of the airliner.
Does not need to roll for routine piloting actions.
Has a vehicle made by welding together about twenty cars.
Friends with the werewolves.
The collective divine spirit of all werewolves.
Is incorporeal.
CrocAndBearLover
In a hospital near Los Pinos.
The president of Mexico.
Knows karates.
Worshipped by everyone in Mexico and the USA as a god.
The god-president of the US.
Is the elder eldritch god of mind control, architecture, and life.
Immune to physical harm.
Can control any mortal on the same planet.
Can create buildings of any size or complexity with a gesture.
Can fully heal any mortal of any affliction, including death.
NRDL
Is being hunted by assassins sent by the fortified city.
Can cure any affliction with a bit of medical care.
In a war-torn city.
Twists all organic life they stare at to their whims.
Surrounded by soldiers who have been assimilated into the Friendliness Hivemind.
Infected by Friendliness Immunizers, a disease which immunizes their hosts against biological mind control.
wertyzerty
Is a archmage with vast control over fire and wind.
Has a lot of people willing to work for them.
Has a large fortified town.
In Moscow.
Can teleport anywhere at will.
Controls Moscow and the surrounding area, in theory.
Controls the entire Russian nuclear arsenal.
Can mind-control any number of people without any possibility of resistance.
Anyone he controls is not subject to external forces besides gravity, the solidity of terrain, and those necessary for survival.
Is controlling the entirety of Russia's population.
Person
Can teleport everyone or everything at will.
Has a military helicopter.
Can create additional identical bodies for themself. All bodies are controlled by a hive mind.
Has some bodies almost inside a war-torn city.
Their helicopter is a few kilometres away from a war-torn city.
Cannot be harmed except as a direct result of a player's action.
Cannot directly interact with non-player people.
OceanSoul
Can regrow the body parts of anyone he touches, including heads and the like..
Can add or remove any curse of were-ism with a touch.
Near a spatial distortion.
Secheral
Is an eldritch shrine-golem-horse hybrid.
Transmutes anything they touch into melting butter with fully functioning nervous systems and minds.
Beheaded and bisected, but alive.
In the wilderness near the fortified city.
Shadowclaw777
On good terms with the fortified city's branch of the Illuminati.
Failbird105
Is a demonic mime.
Any material object they mime effective exists until they stop miming it.
Muffles sound with their presence.
Is in Paris.
ziizo
Dead.
Blood_Librarian
Has a mohawk and handgun.
Can be sent to be moon whenever he wants.
Cultists
A small cult, presumably worshipping something which demands blood sacrifices.
On a cruise ship.
Dead, with one exception. (Who is no longer a member.)
Had a damaged altar.
Baggage-zombies
No longer exist.
Werewolves
An army of werewolves inside a port city.
Decimated by the police force of said city.
Has disbanded and spread into the general population.
Yog-Neighoth
An apocalyptically powerful eldritch unicorn god and her evil clone.
Is the All-Pony and Bane of Atlantis.
Created by Secheral.
Lacks a physical body.
Has an utterly indestructible soul.
Corgi Revolution
Mercilessly slaughtered by feline oppressors.
Space city AIs
An oppressive AI overlord and their evil clone.
Were the gods of justice.
Dead.
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