What are you: Watermelon
First action: Become rambo, have a red headband and telepathically use a M60 to start shooting these damn ants
[6]
You become Rambo and have a red headband. You absolutely slaughter the tiny invaders with your telepathically controled M60. In fact, you do so well that even your trusty headband begins to covet your achievements and betrays you when you least expect it! It slips off your head hungry for fame while cackling madly.
It tightens around your throat and begins to
VIOLENTLY CHOKE YOU. You writhe on the table in the ensuing conflict.
Durian; grab the bowl and lift it up into the air by-his-bootstraps-style to get away from the ants.
[5]
Like an enlightened monk on steroids you lift the bowl and everyone inside it despite your lack of hands, ascending beyond the reach of ants.
You're floating about three meters above the table.
What are you: Orange
First action: Roll towards the house.
[2]
You miss your chance to roll to the house and stay inside the bowl as it lifts off the table.
What are you: Pumpkin
First action: Channel spooky halloween energies to scare the ants away.
[2]
You attempt to channel spooky halloween energies and quickly discover to your horror that today is not halloween!
What Am I?: Pineapple
Action: Manipulate leaves into tough, dextrous spikes/possible legs
[5]
You manage to manipulate your leaves, curling and condensing a seemingly unending amount of them until they form into sharp spikes. You confirm their toughness and dexterity by stabbing into the bowl, chipping away a small triangle. Your many spikes are segmented in some parts, and might even function as some kind of spider legs.
What are you: Lemon
First action:
Tag along whomever seem to be most capable of survival.
[2]
You couldn't decide. Luckily the decision was made for you as you find yourself in a floating bowl with a durian who can lift himself by-his-bootstraps-style, a porcupine-like pinapple and a mind-melding grape. Yup, they look like survivors.
What are you: Rob Halford
First action: >cry wussy tears over my shitty band's recent loss to Bon Jovi for a spot in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame OH WAIT, NOT THAT KIND OF FRUIT
UHHH
WHAT ARE YOU: GREEN GRAPE
FIRST ACTION: ATTEMPT TO MIND-MELD WITH OTHER GRAPES IN BUNCH
[6]
There was only a single red grape your predatory eyes could find. It wasn't even that hard as it just rolled around screaming. You [6-1] easily mind-meld with this grape.
What are you: One, single red grape
First action: Hide inside the bunch of green grapes
[1]
You attempt to head towards the green grapes but suffer a panic attack as you hear nearby gunshots. You roll around in circles, screaming and vulnerable while the one you wished to seek refuge with pounces on your mind and melds with it. You don't
feel hidden. Or safe.
Name: Tomato
Action: Turn into a giant killer tomato(like from the movie)
[5]
You are a giant killer tomato. Neat. For you.
Fruit: Lime
Action: DEVELOP LEVITATION POWERS
[6]
You begin to levitate out of the bowl but can't stop accelerating. You pass a swarm of bugs, some clouds and a cockatoo which squints it's eyes in righteous fury and flies toward you FAST.
Apple.
Roll off the table and burst on the ground, spreading my meat and seeds afar. try to get one of my seeds near or in hte ant colony.
[2]
Your suicidal attempt to spread your seeds is thwarted by HESITATION. "You have so much to live for," it whispers in your mind.
Fruit: Banana
Action: Fling myself at the abandoned house.
[5]
You display remarkable spatial sense and fling yourself at the abandoned house. It groans but otherwise doesn't react. You pull through unscathed.
PCs
Fruit: WatermelonRambo
Location: Table
Status: IS BEING CHOKED BY HEADBAND
Fruit: Durian
Location: Floating fruit bowl
Status: Normal
Fruit: Orange
Location: Floating fruit bowl
Status: Normal
Fruit: Pumpkin
Location: Floating fruit bowl
Status: Normal
Fruit: Pineapple
Location: Floating fruit bowl
Status: Has many leaf-legs
Fruit: Lemon
Location: Floating fruit bowl
Status: Normal
Fruit: Green Grape
Location: Floating fruit bowl
Status: Mind-melded with Single Red Grape
Fruit: Single Red Grape
Location: Floating fruit bowl
Status: Mind-melded with Green Grape
Fruit: TomatoGiant Killer Tomato
Location: Floating fruit bowl
Status: Is a giant killer tomato
Fruit: Lime
Location: Sky
Status: Can't stop accelerating. Hunted by a cockatoo.
Fruit: Apple
Location: Floating fruit bowl
Status: Thwarted by HESITATION
Fruit: Banana
Location: Doorstep of abandoned house.
Status: Normal
NPCs:
Status: Angry. Chasing Lime.
Status: Disoriented. Afraid. Low morale. Burying their dead.
Status: Blind by thoughts of promotion. Choking Rambo.
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