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[SuperDino85]

Attempt to determine how much a threat the tentacle thing could be, and observe it's movements

[spazyak]

Attempt to determine how much a threat the tentacle thing could be, and observe it's movements

((if I remember correctly they ought to be friendly unless attacked, so, try not to piss it off?))

[Xantalos]

"Giant tentacles already? Just like some of the racier theme parks I've been to."

Does our path lie behind the tentacle creature? If so, let's start figuring a way around the bugger. Flying over it, mayhaps? Or just wait for it to go away if the rest of the group seems inclined to do that.

[randomgenericusername]

"..."
Rex just stares really hard at Gak, waiting for him to realize what he just said in from of him.

[Xantalos]

"What? They were look, not touch."

No shame is evident on the metal doll's face.

[spazyak]

Vlad just stops and looks at Gak for a moment before getting back to his work
"That's not any better."

[randomgenericusername]

(This might be relevant.)

[Devastator]

((Faffing about it is!))

[Xantalos]

"You guys are really touchy about this topic. Were you touched when you were children? It's okay, just show on the doll where the octopus or whatever touched you."

He slowly licks a finger while leering, the sound slightly tinny due to it being metal on metal.

((My apologies in advance for whatever kerfuffle this turns into, I pick responses as Gak by picking the most reactionary thoughts I can that float up to the surface of my mind.))

[randomgenericusername]

"I can't belive how vulgar and unpleasant you are, you foul-mouthed doll. Your complete lack of manners and gross behavior is astonishing.
Therefore, I dub thee Jester."

[Xantalos]

"If you're gonna call me that, I expect to be paid for my services, just so you know. I'll accept a lump sum per week, thank you."

[randomgenericusername]

"Hahaha! I have to admit you are quite good at telling jokes! Because you amuse me with your antics, I will consider your job offer later."

[Xantalos]

"Eh? No, that wasn't an application, you already accepted me. So for every joke I tell, you owe me money.

And I'm a very entertaining gentleman.

Don't you gnaw your cartilage though, I'll wait until after the mission to collect."

[randomgenericusername]

"Hmpf! Sounds fair. I accept the deal, Jester."

(Gak is too funny to argue with and too silly to take seriously, so Rex just gave up and accepted his terms.)

[Xantalos]

"Excellent choice, sir caviar."

Gak takes an elaborate bow.