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[RoseHeart]

Welcome! You can't die. Rapid updates on the status of your kingdom. Roll to dodge. Lynch all the scum. Suggestions?

[Glass]

The godgamers would probably just tell everyone that rocks fall, everyone dies and then go about their merry way.

[RoseHeart]

They don't have enough WORSHIP for that act, sorry.

[KittyTac]

^{Greetings from The Hive.}

Joaplin and their puny drills stand no chance!

HELLO. WANNA BE FRIENDS?

[RoseHeart]

^{Greetings from The Hive.}

Joaplin and their puny drills stand no chance!

HELLO. WANNA BE FRIENDS?

<4>

The weather is.. pleasant.

[Glass]

Hmn.

Well in that case, Aaron Blaze says hi from Axewrath and Undead Hunt. Do you have any zombies, demons, ghosts, etc. that needs slaying? I can deal 1600 damage in one turn (Demon lords have 512 health ), get a +4 to all my rolls, and am immune to overshoots! (None of that is exaggeration)

[RoseHeart]

Hmn.

Well in that case, Aaron Blaze says hi from Axewrath and Undead Hunt. Do you have any zombies, demons, ghosts, etc. that needs slaying? I can deal 1600 damage in one turn (Demon lords have 512 health ), get a +4 to all my rolls, and am immune to overshoots! (None of that is exaggeration)

<2>

You begin a battle with a shadow clone of yourself- On guard!

[Glass]

Mm hmn.

But they're not on fire, are they?

Lay down a steaming pile of dragon-flavored death on this doppelgänger.

[RoseHeart]

Mm hmn.

But they're not on fire, are they?

Lay down a steaming pile of dragon-flavored death on this doppelgänger.

<2> Unfortunately they had the same idea! And a little bit faster too! You are knocked flat on your demon-hunting rump.

[Glass]

-_-

Sir, I think we need to discuss the concept of "+4 to all my rolls".

[RoseHeart]

(..and I think I need to explain what a 'doppelganger' is..)

[Jilladilla]

Strap rockets to both of them! Salute the brave explorers of space on their maiden journey!

(Also, Glass, remember, it was a doppelganger, they get +4 too.)

[Glass]

But they're not on fire. And half of that +4 comes from being on fire.

[RoseHeart]

But they're not on fire. And half of that +4 comes from being on fire.

<6>
You check closer to see if they are on fire or not. They indeed are not. But you then realize that neither are you.

Strap rockets to both of them! Salute the brave explorers of space on their maiden journey!

(Also, Glass, remember, it was a doppelganger, they get +4 too.)

<5>
* fireworks sounds *

What do you know they're both on fire now.

[Dustan Hache]

Cue Donnel coming in on a Push to beat the crap out of glass's doppelganger from Power and Pulse. Use excessive amounts of razor-buckler throwing charkam.