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I would prefer to fight during The Nuclear Winter, even if it will be harsh as hell.

8 (80%)

I would prefer to fight after The Nuclear Winter. I prefer more balanced RTD.

2 (20%)

Total Members Voted: 10

Voting closed: November 25, 2017, 10:16:23 am

[Secheral]

Combine cow and leftover nukes to create a flying steed. Ride it to Japan.

[PaPaj]

I am gonna create a hivemind of cyborgs like myself, using nanobots to infect people and slowly turn them into the hivemind

[GigaGiant]

Search the basement for anti-radiation suits.

[Glass]

[4] YOU HAVE DISCOVERED EXPANSIVE CAVERN UNDERGROUND! THE CAVERN HAS LOTS OF LIMONITE, MAGNETITE, NATIVE GOLD, AND A LOT OF THE VALUABLE MINERALS!

But can we do anything with them?
(Thankfully, I know that gold is a very good conductor, so that can help if we can ever make electronics)

Continue general expansion and improvement of the Democratic Republic of Cockroach! (Avoid the circus.)

[CABL]

[4] YOU HAVE DISCOVERED EXPANSIVE CAVERN UNDERGROUND! THE CAVERN HAS LOTS OF LIMONITE, MAGNETITE, NATIVE GOLD, AND A LOT OF THE VALUABLE MINERALS!

But can we do anything with them?

Try setting up some smelters. As for iron, well, you can, at very least, make some melee weapons out of it.

[Failbird105]

Use the decaying ants to fertilize ground for the plump helmet farms!

[sprinkled chariot]

Tell cynical joke about australians

Use Mr Handy flamer to bathe in fire armed intruder in basement( John Smith dude who picked up pistol)

[Doomblade187]

ACTION EDITED

[CABL]

BRAINWASH FLAMER DUDE THEN PERFORM HEIMLICH MANUEVER ON [YOINK'S CHARACTER]!

The 'flamer dude' is not a human, but a robot. The hypnosis won't work at him.

[Doomblade187]

BRAINWASH FLAMER DUDE THEN PERFORM HEIMLICH MANUEVER ON [YOINK'S CHARACTER]!

The 'flamer dude' is not a human, but a robot. The hypnosis won't work at him.

((I don't think I know that, though, and trying for LAZOR EYES would have worse critfail, potentially.))

[CABL]

((I don't think I know that, though, and trying for LAZOR EYES would have worse critfail, potentially.))

((He said that he's a Mr. Handy. I don't think those robots look like humans. Don't worry, though, I see that you've changed your action to 'banish'. That might work.))

I'm waiting for Yoink to post, then I'll write a turn. And yes, Yoink can try to roll for spitting the potato chip on the floor to remove choking.

[Doomblade187]

EDITED ACTION AGAIN TO ADJUST.

((thanks, croc))

[Yoink]

TRY NOT TO PANIC.
ACCEPT ANY OFFERS OF ASSISTANCE IN NOT-CHOKING, OTHERWISE JUST PUNCH SELF IN CHEST WHILST COUGHING THOROUGHLY

[CABL]

Uh, sorry guys, I fucked up when counting the missing players: King Zultan/Billy Jobob haven't posted yet. Plus, even if they posts right now, I'll need to go to the bed soon. I have an assignment to a psychiatrist for tomorrow.

[King Zultan]

Run from the bear and see if the pickup is still around if it is drive off.