Turn 7: THE GREATEST FUCK-UPBack to the truck is time to go in a glass stealing spree.
[5] YOU FIND ENOUGH GLASS IN THE OTHER TOWNS TO MAKE A COUPLE OF GIANT GLASS DOMES.
[2] YOU FAIL TO BUILD THE DOME. AT LEAST YOU HAVEN'T WASTED YOUR GLASS.
Make a full map of Roachistan.
[3] YOU MAKE A MAP OF ROACHISTAN. THE MAP IS OF NORMAL QUALITY, BUT THE ROACHISTAN'S TERRITORY ONLY INCLUDES THE CAPITAL OF THE COUNTRY: BADASSIA!
Invoke Armok's name and cast the cat into the volcano in exchange for a catsplosion in North Korea.
[2] ARMOK DOESN'T LIKE YOUR SACRIFICE ENOUGH. GO SACRIFICE A BIGGER ANIMAL, YOU POSER!
evolve the anti-fire shield again, then get on a high hill or even better a mountain and watch the world burn
[5] NOT ONLY YOU'RE COMPLETELY RESISTANT TO THE FIRE, BUT YOUR SHIELD ALSO CAN CHARGE FROM IT AND CREATE A FIERY BARRIER AROUND YOU.
STATUS ACQUIRED: SUPER FIRE SHIELD (IMMUNE TO FIRE, THE ENEMIES WHO FIGHT YOU IN THE MELEE WILL GET BURNED BY THE SHIELD)Use closest capitalistic pig as living shield and wildly unload m4 carbine in guys shooting me. Hei gui never fail working class
[2-1 due to wounded arms vs 6] YOU'RE TRYING TO USE GRAB A CAPITALISTIC PIG WITH YOUR ARMS. TOO BAD THAT YOUR ARMS ARE PRETTY WOUNDED, WHICH WEAKENS YOUR GRASP. THE AMERICAN SOLDIER TURNS AROUND AND BUTTS YOU IN THE HEAD WITH HIS RIFLE. YOU'RE UNCONSCIOUS! YOU'RE BEING DRAGGED IN THE VEHICLE!
"DOOR WAS UNLOCKED. TEAM UP?"
MIND WASH MAN WITH MEN IN BLACK MEMORY WIPE EYES.
RAISE HANDS
"WHOAH MAN DON'T SHOOT!! WE DIDN'T KNOW ANYONE WAS DOWN HERE!"
TRY TO DEFUSE SITUATION
IF SHOOTING HAPPENS ANYWAY, OR IF STRANGER GETS DISTRACTED AND STOPS POINTING GUN, ATTEMPT TO TACKLE HIM BEFORE HE CAN FIRE AGAIN
[5 vs 2, Hypnosis] THE MAN SUDDENLY GRABS HIS HEAD IN PAIN. HE TOUCHES HIS CLOSED EYES, THEN HE OPENS THEM. HE'S JOHN SMITH'S SLAVE NOW!
Keep looking I have a shack some where on the mountain and drive there.
[2] NO, YOU DON'T HAVE ANY SHACKS IN THE MOUNTAINOUS TERRAIN, YOU HICK!
Our Capital will be know as... BADASSIA!
now then Begin genetically modifying cockroaches (and other insects) to form our military!
[5] YOU'VE CREATED NUMEROUS GIANT COCKROACHES AND GIANT MOSQUITOS! THEY'RE READY TO PILLAGE AND SUCK BLOOD!
Name: Carl
Appearance/Who are you: A crazy unhygienic homeless man.
Status: Healthy. Stinky.
First action: Ask the voices in my head what I should do next.
[5]
"RIP AND TEAR, UNTIL IT'S DONE!" YOU'RE DOOMGUY FROM THE NEW DOOM GAME! YOU DON'T HAVE PRAETOR SUIT, BUT YOU NOW HAVE A LUST FOR BLOOD AND INHUMAN STRENGTH!
STATUS ACQUIRED: DOOMGUY! (THE WOUNDS DON'T GIVE YOU PENALTIES TO THE ROLLS, +1 TO ANY COMBAT ROLL)NATIONS/ORGANIZATIONS/NPCS TURNKOREAN UNIFICATION WAR:
[4 VS 4]
STALEMATE! SOUTH KOREAN MILITARY'S RUSH ON PYONGYANG IS INTERRUPTED BY NORTH KOREAN HUMAN WAVE/ZERG RUSH!
EASTERN EUROPE:
[4 VS 1] NATO HAVE PUSHED OUT RUSSIANS FROM UKRAINE! CRIMEA ALSO HAS BEEN CAPTURED! BUT IT LOOKS LIKE RUSSIANS USE NUCLEAR RETALIATION!
[2] FAILURE! SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH NUCLEAR SILOS' POWER SYSTEMS!
[3] EUROPEAN NUKES ARE AIMING AT RUSSIA, SPECIFICALLY AT MOSCOW! THEY'RE POORLY-MAINTAINED, UNFORTUNATELY!
2 TURNS TO HIT MOSCOW, RUSSIA!RADIATION SPREADS TO THE EASTERN SIBERIA AND NOW COVERS MOST OF THE NORTHERN INDIANS STATES AND HALF OF THE JAPAN!
[2] RUSSIAN SCIENTISTS CANNOT STOP RADIATION FROM SPREADING!
[6] INDIAN SCIENTISTS WERE EFFECTIVE AT REDUCING RADIATION! IN FACT IT SPREADS INTO IRAN!
[5] JAPANESE SCIENTISTS HAVE EFFECTIVELY REMOVED RADIATION FROM THE ISLANDS!
THE USA & RUSSIA:
[3 VS 4] THE BATTLE OF BERING STRAIT HAS RESULTED IN THE VICTORY OF RUSSIA! US NAVY TRIES TO STOP RUSSIANS FROM LANDING INTO ALASKA!
[1] THE AMERICA TRIES TO LAUNCH A MASS NUCLEAR STRIKE ON RUSSIA, BUT IT RESULTS IN A CATASTROPHE!
ALL STATES, EXCEPT ALASKA, WERE HIT BY NUCLEAR EXPLOSIONS! EVERY PLAYER CHARACTER WHO CAN'T RESIST RADIATION NOR IN A SAFE PLACE WILL NEED TO ROLL 4, OR DIE! THE NEW CHARACTERS WILL BE SPAWNED IN THE BASEMENT WITH YOINK AND JOHN SMITH![1] SOMEGUY AND HIS TRUCK ARE ANNIHILATED BY THE NUCLEAR BLAST! MAKE A NEW CHARACTER!
[4] JARL MANAGES TO SURVIVE NUCLEAR EXPLOSION BY HIDING IN A BROKEN, HOLLOW ROCK!
[3] JING XENG DIES ALONG WITH HIS CAPTORS, WITHOUT EVEN FEELING THE BURNING! MAKE A NEW CHARACTER!
[4] BILLY JOBOB IS ALIVE, THANKS TO A CAVE!
[3] UNFORTUNATELY, EVEN THE MIGHTY DOOMGUY ISN'T IMMUNE TO A BOMB! MAKE A NEW CHARACTER!
[4] SUM GAI HIDES BENEATH THE SURFACE, IN THE CAPITAL OF ROACHISTAN!
1 TURN TILL THE RUSSIAN NUKES WILL HIT AMERICA!VAULT-TEC'S BUSINESS IS DONE. BUT THE QUESTIONS IS; CAN THEIR VAULTS HOLD THE RADIATION?
[3] SOME VAULTS WEREN'T ABLE TO WITHSTAND NUCLEAR BLASTS, SOME VAULTS SUCCESSFULLY PROTECTED THE INHABITANTS.
ROSEHEART AND THE MAN WITH A GUN ARE SAFE FROM NUCLEAR EXPLOSION.
[3] A 1/4 OF ROACHISTANIS HAVE DIED IN A NUCLEAR BLAST! THOSE WHO DIED WERE OUTSIDE AT THE TIME.
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