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[George_Chickens]

What do

[KittyTac]

What do

Create a planet full of cats.

[Glass]

What do

Create a planet full of cats.

And assorted kitchen utensils.

[George_Chickens]

It is unknown how many man years have passed, but after a period of time, the great Dot has become full of lush greens and great seas. Forkkind has dominated the planet, enslaving the cats and creating a giant fork into space as a symbol of their domination and a mockery of the weak.

SENTIENT FORKS:
Historical Equivalent: Bronze Age?
Government Equivalent: Feudal?
Approximate Population: 2 to 3 Billion?

CATS:
Historical Equivalent: Pre Stone Age?
Government Equivalent: Subjugated?
Approximate Population: Unknown

There is insufficient information on both parties.

[NJW2000]

Evolve Spoons. Higher mental capacity but physically weaker, less prone to violence.

Cat population at current date: 173 Billion

[KittyTac]

Make cats have psychic powers. And fire laser beams out of their eyes. Ally with the spoons and rebel against Forks!

[PaPaj]

Make a smaller Dot on Dot planet

[Glass]

Un-subjugate the cats.

[George_Chickens]

Evolve Spoons. Higher mental capacity but physically weaker, less prone to violence.

Cat population at current date: 173 Billion

Some Godyears pass. The Fork population has revealed its self to be slowing, but technologically advancing. The Fork population has armed themselves with steel prongs, a feature that only their kind could possibly use.

A new species has emerged, perhaps a crossbreed of cat and fork. The Spoons have, in contrast to their brothers, boomed, despite hardships. Spoons have found themselves, unfortunately, a part of the Fork hegemony. Many billions of Spoons find themselves enslaved, as primary producers of the Forkish empire. This has revealed that Fork society, is in fact, a form of ancient Slave Society. The few billions of forks who are not working on plantations or in mines live in crowded drawers, where they plot and plan technological advances and cullings of the increased cat population. Spoons live shortened lives in comparison to their Forkish brothers, often decaying and corroding in their dank, damp conditions. Many Spoonish never reach their full potential. The Spoon's submissive nature makes them perfectly passive for their job.

Spoiler: Actual footage of Spoon housing tenements (click to show/hide)

The cat population has skyrocketed. Lacking any known culture or central governing bodies, cats primarily exist as roving barbarians, raiding the Forkish countryside in gangs of thousands, stealing as much weaponry as they can to fuel further raids. It is unknown if cats perform these actions out of a primitive desire for play and fun, or if they genuinely hate the Forkish empire and are planning a massive invasion. Catkind fights amongst its self drastically more than it raids.

Forkkind:
Society Type: Slave Society
Infrastructure & Technology: Discovered Dirty Steel, has Mines, Agriculture and Primitive Housing
Stability: Fairly stable
Population: 4 billion

Spoonkind:
Society Type: Subjugated People
Population: Approximately 1.5 billion, possibly greater
Stability: Fairly stable

Cats:
Society Type: BARBARIAN HORDE
Technology: No known technological advancements
Population: 173 billion
Stability: Stable population growth, but massive infighting. No central government.

Make cats have psychic powers. And fire laser beams out of their eyes. Ally with the spoons and rebel against Forks!

After years of harsh conditions culling the unfit, cats have developed the uncanny ability to fire laser beams from their eyes and bend metal with their minds. The psychic communication ability of cats have transformed them into a hivemind-like entity, where tribe and family communicate effectively for tactical and other purposes. Needless to say, the years of raiding supplies was for something far greater. The Eldritch Cats descend on the cities of Fork kind, freeing the Spoonish slaves, be it from the good of their hearts or by simply the mass slaughter of their masters. In a matter of man years, Fork Kind is exterminated, and their monument crumbles to dust.


Forkkind:

EXTINCT

Spoonkind:
Society Type: Developing
Population: Approximately 1.5 billion, possibly greater


Cats:
Society Type: Hivemind
Technology: No known technological advancements
Population: 170 billion
Stability: Stability of hivemind yet to be seen.

Make a smaller Dot on Dot planet

Whether by the bodies of the forks congregating in the ocean, or something unexplainable, a large black Dot has appeared on Dotplanet. What could it be?

[KittyTac]

Create a GIANT KITTYFACE MONUMENT to commemorate the cats' victory!

[NJW2000]

Nobody cares. It's probably nothing to worry about. All it does is grow, so it's probably harmless, like a plant.

[George_Chickens]

Create a GIANT KITTYFACE MONUMENT to commemorate the cats' victory!

The cats create a gigantic monument in memory of their glorious victory. Meanwhile, the black spot seems to have grown.

[KittyTac]

The spot might consume our world! Focus psychic energy and suppress it!

[George_Chickens]

The cats immediately recognise the black threat and focus their psychic energies into the monument, slowing the growth of the black spot, but however not stopping it for good.


Unrest is growing amongst catkind as more and more exhaust themselves trying to contain the menace.

[KittyTac]

The cats immediately recognise the black threat and focus their psychic energies into the monument, slowing the growth of the black spot, but however not stopping it for good.


Unrest is growing amongst catkind as more and more exhaust themselves trying to contain the menace.

Screw suppressing it! Throw it into space!