Name: Patrick
Phys: +1
Dex: +1
Char: -3
Per: +1
Int: +1
Will: -1
Perk: +1 to rolls during fights
Appearance: Man with a brown beard and short brown hair. Wears jeans and a white tank-top.
Inv: Rolling pin
Condition: Has mild heart problems.
((If I can still join.))
((No problem! Gonna make it so your heart problems can manifest with varying intensity with failed will rolls, because +1 to all melee rolls is a pretty huge bonus.))Spluttering and clutching at your chest, you make your way from the stinking water to the stinking shore. You appear to be alone. Huge, solitary mushrooms glow eerily in all directions.
Scowl and wave wrench at the small man
I ask him, as intimidatingly as I can: Who’re you an’ where’s here?
2-2, crit 3-1You contort your face into a wide variety of idiotic expressions and wave your wrench at the small man, spluttering incomprehensibly. A trained medic would probably think you were having a stroke. He jumps backwards and...
As the hedge raises his spiked instrument, Jump backwards and shout, WAIT, I must still kill the mayor!
4+1You jump backwards and shout
5-1WAIT, I must still kill the mayor!Eargerly anticipating conflict, walks towards the standoff to see what's going on.
You walk up to the standoff to see what's going on, eagerly fingering your knife as you go. Upon closer inspection it appears that the one that looks like unkempt topiary is incapable of normal speech. Then the smaller one jumps back and shouts
WAIT, I must still kill the mayor!Ooc on phone.
Swim to couple dozen meters left of commotion noise
You pick your way through the sewerage, feeling your way along the bottom with your feet and following the ripples. You feel your feet on dry(ish) ground and hear a man to your right shout
WAIT, I must still kill the mayor!Glare at the man trying to punch me and walk towards him with grim determination. If he still attempts to punch me, dodge, trip him and run past him with grim determination. If not, just try to look around.
You glare at the man
2-1, crit 6With a look of mild discomfort and fear. He is not dissuaded. You walk towards him as he runs towards you.
Attack the guy to my right with my brass knuckles.
((Assuming this action stands for this round))He walks to close the distance. It's on
COMBATHank: 6+1+1; Slime: 2+1; Crit for Hank: 5As Hank sprints towards Slime, Hank begins to swing with his left arm. Seeing this, Slime dodges left, but it was a feint. Hank's brass right fist connects squarely with Slime's temple, and doesn't stop. With the momentum of a large man running at full speed into another man jumping at full speed, the metal only ceases its sickening progress once it reaches the other temple. With the weight of a life leaving a body, Slime slams to the ground. Hank's fist drips blood and grey matter.
As you stand triumphant, the smell of blood mixing with the smell of filth, you hear behind you a man shout
WAIT, I must still kill the mayor!((Even I didn't expect a death so soon! Sorry Secheral, better luck next time! You're welcome to start a new character immediately if you like.))