This update is on mobile. I hope that the satanic observers that the government puts in our phones (like the chemicals in the water that TURN THE FREAKIN' FROGS GAY) don't do unsavory things to our update. Apart from stealing our reels from us.
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Maximum Clockwise Spin: You attempt to merge with the eldritch abomination Counterclockwise Spin, and the... person??? Minimum Spin. This seems like a pretty bad idea to me, but you do it anyway. After an awful lot of screaming, the grinding whispers of Minimum Spin, and a variety of glances into worlds of reversal and the opposite, you become Maximum Spin. You think.
@Doomblade: You summon a Giant Swarm of Sharp-Edged Dice Monsters! The Godmodder rolls his d-6 to repel them away from him before they can attack him!
2 - 6 =
-4.
oh no
@Blood_Librarian: You sit at your fire, so cozy, so
warm. You laugh at the Godmodder, the Godmodder laughs at you, sitting in the searing flames of Inferno.
@Egan_BW: I don't think that I'd be elated if I was shut down and left to watch from the eternal abyss outside of reality.
@MoonyTheHuman: You teleport everyone into an SS13 server, and attempt to shove the Godmodder down waste disposals.
"
Your home is pretty swell. Can I crash here more often?"
@bloop_bleep: ZOMBIETRON THE INFINITE implores you to dominate the Dice-Monsters, convert a Misunderstood Godmodder to HIS GLORIOUS NAME, and maybe start building a temple. Oh, and the temple has to be made of meat. Living meat.
@Puppyguard: You, a fifth dimensional clown, throw a banana peel at the Godmodder. In the third dimension, it explodes into a fractalline mess, a reflection of... I've got nothing. You then fire a bike horn at the Godmodder, an eldritch calling that deals no damage.
"Oh-Em-Gee, El-Oh-El! He just caused the apocalypse!"
@GigaGiant: ok
@Greatness942: You are Greatness942, seer and wielder of the stand THOTH. You exist solely in bleep_bloop's head, and thus currently reside within his mindscape. There's a pretty white light there. Admire the pretty thing. Check out the pretty thing.
BB is on a space station above the Earth, and somewhat near the Godmodder's basement. Space Station Belphegor's Prime is the home of a few things, including one of the secret God Machines built by the Government of the United States. Pence, President of the United States, is still after everyone's guts, by the way. The Godmodder is currently stuck in waste disposal.
@Mallos: You attack the Great Goatsby with Excalibur again, dealing a measly 5 damage! 3 Insects Over Heaven, which according to my battlefield may or may not have fallen down a hole, follows up by poking through the pagan god for 15 damage!
@Secheral: The Misunderstood Godmodders use their +420 godmodding skills to take An Invasive Species as one of their many names. "This is what we have to put up with," says Patti Keys, expert godmodder rights activist. Allegiances don't exist yet.
Belphegor's PrimeThe Godmodder is chilling in a waste disposal facility, busy calling the Devil. Lacking anything better to do, the Droids and the Dice rush down Demogorgon! 11 damage.
Demogorgon then is like, "if you say my name, you get poisoned, because some guy in the 4th century said that." The Droids and Dice are inorganic! Mallos, who said Demogorgon's name twice in his lost, begins to keel over! 6 damage!
You're still in the Godmodder's basement, but reality isn't lagging.
Fusion Machine.
Tyrant Leviathan / 1 Therion: 50/50 HP. QLIPHOTH-Suit: 500/500 HP.
Godzilla: 100/100 HP. Actually Zultan. Carrying a really big gun. 「My Only Gun God」.
TalonisWolf: 25/25 HP. HANDLESS.
The Grim Reaper. Da Big Man At De End of De Road
Kickstarter Disappointment.
Bloop Loop: BLOO HP.
The Unicorn and His Band of Degenerates: 100/100 HP.
Peasant-King Borc: 100/100 HP. Wielding Not The Bees.
Gelding Men's Union: 100/100 HP.
Starkiller Base: 250/250 HP.
Army Loyal Only to Me: 100/100 HP.
Interdimensional Godmodder (Space) Navy: 1,000/1,000 HP.
@TeletubbiesFact / the Devil, LOVEMASTER: 100/100 HP. Half-Godmoder. A Great Thing.
Impending Apocalypse:
[12/8/17]bloop_bleep: 25/25 HP. 「Khnum」. Possessed by Greatness942「Thoth」.
Mallos, the Great Goatsby: 25/25 HP. Naming Rot x2!
Puppyguard: 25/25 HP. Fifth-Dimensional.
Egan_BW: π/π HP. Holy Thorn Knight. Royalty.
Maximum? Spin: 3/10 HP. Half-Godmoder.
Doomblade187. Minimalist RtD.
Secheral: 25/25 HP. Devil-Marked.
MoonyThe
HumanEldritchAbomination. 25/25 HP. Sacrificed to the Bloop Loop.
Battle Droid Army: 10/10. x100.
(Loyal to Fortis, if he isn't dead and gone.)Giant Swarm of Sharp-Edged Dice Monsters: 25d6/25d6 HP.
ZOMBIETRON ∞.
Demogorgon: 211/256 HP.
consumptiveAbsolutist.
(DMPC, ruiner of game integrity.)Misunderstood Godmodders Society: ? HP.
The Godmodder. 59/100 HP.
Days Left: 17.
[12/25/17]
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