BUT IT REFUSED
We will not retreat until the last barricade is broken! Fight them off!
I continue to be Jack, the stunt double who does martial arts and should probably be getting some bonuses to what they're doing
6 - You corral the remaining children to defend the barricades to the death. Some of them want to run away and follow Bob. But you won't let them. They start crying. It only makes the cannibals hungrier.
6 - The Cannibals breach the Last layer of barricades and fall upon the defenders glorious combat.
4 - Several Children are sacrificed to the blood god
5 - The children make a valiant effort to hold the line, and manage not to rout.
Roger stands up angrily and yells; "THAT'S ENOUGH! I'LL KILL YOU ALL FOR NOT LETTING ME SLEEP, YOU FUCKING BASTARDS!" He grabbed his guitar, ready to smash the cannibals with it.
STATUS GAINED: ADRENALINE RUSH/ANGERY!
SWING THE GUITAR AT THE CANNIBALS! SWING IT SO HARD, THAT IT'LL CUT THEM IN HALF (FUCK PHYSICS!)!
Name: Roger Waters
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Former Pink Floyd's lead vocalist.
Appearance:
Here...Personality: Grumpy, jerkish and egoistical. Thinks that Trump is a pig.
Professional Skill(s): Dented Guitar, Singing.
Hobbies: Left-wing activism, Anti-Israeli/Pro-Palestine activism, Pissing (not literally) on David Gilmour.
Status: Adrenaline Rush/ANGERY!
What do you have in your pockets: A guitar, a microphone and a picture of Donald Trump fapping on Hitler's thin mustache.
4 - Roger Waters leaps to the rescue, bonking a cannibal with his guitar, hard.
3 - A very large cannibal sized dent forms in his guitar.
6 - The remaining cannibals cut down several more children to reach Roger Waters
4 - They stab Roger Waters in the stomach
1 - Roger Water fails to defend himself. He retches and staggers even as the cannibals reach out at him, slaying the children around him.
Bob gives the gun to Jack to help him make his last stand. If he has enough civies evacuated, it may be time to get out of here.
Name: Bob
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Carpenter
Appearance: A rather short, but stout individual. His tiny eyes are barely noticable on his huge, football shaped head. His go-to outfit are a pair of overalls, steel-toe boots, a toolbelt, and a safety-yellow hard hat.
Personality: He is a problem solver, and always has a positive attitude, even when things are going wrong.
Professional Skill(s): Construction and repair.
Hobbies: Flipping houses, gardening, and talking to inanimate objects.
What do you have in your toolbelt:
* screw driver
* pipewrench
* box cutter, a tape measure
* $3707 worth of Victoria's Secret lingerie
* glock 19 (7 rounds)
3 - You pass your gun to jack, who wounds several cannibals with the pistol, spending half the ammunition. You try to gather more survivors but Jack forces all remaining childpower to the front lines.
Help out Bob with the evacuation
Name: Jonhson
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Engineer
Appearance: He looks like an old gold digger for some reason
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/cd/bb/83/cdbb83af4ca847b0d17bdfb9afd371b5--hopes-and-dreams-cowboy-art.jpgPersonality: Basically a old man that always has a smile on his face
Professional Skill(s): Engineering , Building
Hobbies: Electrician , Tactical Wrench Fighting , Drinking
What do you have in your pockets: Leatherman Wave Multitool, Screwdriver, Canteen (with alcochol)
XXL Tub of Popcorn
Status: Bleeding from the anus.
Back is torn
3 - You fail to stop Jack from sending every last reserve of meat into the meatgrinder. More and more children engage the cannibals in GLORIOUS hand to hand combat.
Attempt to calm down the zombie. If successful, engrave him on a wall. If not, beat him down and loot a store for food and drinks.
Name: Carp Enter
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Artist
Appearance: An average-sized man. His bone-white hair is interwoven and forms a primitive mane with his beard and moustache. His black eyes dart constantly dart around his surroundings. His clothes are made of paper that was stapled together and cover him from neck to toe.
Personality: Reasonably cautious. People might call him paranoid or mad but every one of his fears is grounded in reality. They're real and all who think otherwise are fools who will never survive the gathering of walls.
Professional Skill(s): Sculpting, Dodging
Hobbies: Worship, Engraving, Hunting
What do you have in your pockets:
Paintbrush
Pencil
Lighter
Parry the book
4 - You manage to convince the cannibal that you too are edible. But it probably knew that already.
4 - The cannibal swings a sharp object at Carp Eater's neck.
5 - But the attack is parried! Carp Eater counter-attacks!
5 - Carp Eater Jams a Pencil into the Cannibal's eye.
6 - Rupturing the brain through the skull. The Cannibal is dead.
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