ROUND 1, TURN 1
(We all know about each other's belongings, right?)
Shoot AbstractTraitorHero and then run toward his gundam so that I can steal it.
The first to make a move is GigaGiant! Using lightning fast reflexes, he quickly whips out his gun, turning it on AbstractTraitorHero!
[7v5]
Satisfied by the sight of a burst of blood coming out of ATH's shoulder, he immediately makes a break for the door, emerging outside to find the Gundamn, Colossus, and a trolley for some reason. Unfortunately it appears he arrived a tad too late, as Enemy Post is already clambering up the mech!
Run to the Gundam and steal it before Giga does.
Knowing that the Gundam itself will probably determine the outcome of this battle, Enemy Post dashes outside, and starts climbing the metal colossus!
[Climbing: 8]
He manages to climb halfway up to the cockpit, thanks to a conveniently-placed stepladder on the Gundam's leg.
Use peaceful protest. Rally everyone around me into the protest.
Although, too late to catch two of your fellow wiki-warriors, Puppyguard decides that this is still a good time to rebel against the system. Death to government! Anarchy will prevail!
[ATHATH resist: 7]
[OceanSoul resist: 1]
[AbstractTraitorHero resist: 9]
[ziizo resist: 6]
[Greatness942 resist: 9]
The results are somewhat less than ideal. While OceanSoul and a small gaggle of students suddenly start spouting anti-establishment slogans, ziizo is only mildly swayed, and the rest are completely unaffected!
While being able to dodge a burst of fire from ziizo, ATHATH's space pirate ally lands a devastating blow on Puppyguard's left arm, completely obliterating it!
[Pain resist: 3]
Puppyguard passes out in shock!
Ath breathed deeply as the whistle blew and instantly he knew he was in some deep shit. Panic flooded through his genius mind deserving of the Portuguese respect when he had clearly built that marvelous Gundam with their funds. But now he would have to rely on something else.
His time as a soccer player was the only thing that could stop him from being swiss cheese!
Harness my soccer player within myself. All my skill with my feet. Kick both my prize and my soccer ball into that Japanese Indian imperialistic loser!((Giga Giant)) Run to my Gundam and get inside it and activate it right up.
As AbstractTraitorHero moves to share his opinions on imperialism with GigaGiant, he is surprised by receiving a bullet directly in the shoulder!
[Pain resist: 4]
Instead of following the dastardly Indian out of the building, he instead crumples to his knees, howling in pain!
Laugh Maniatically while shooting at enemy post, he is the only one running towards the gundam that is not being shoot at Puppyguard
Ziizo, seeing the absolute horror of true, unadulterated philosophical anarchism, turns the sights of his AK towards Puppyguard!
[2v6]
However, he misses completely and embeds several rounds of bullets in a nearby pillar.
Also, I feel sorta sorry for ATHATH. One of his assets is just a rock. Not a medium sized, throwable rock or anything, a GIANT rock. And that's all the article got him. What, is it in his pocket? It simply can't be. It has to be somewhere new the arena, sitting there. Unable to do literally anything else.
Yeah, I was kind of disappointed when I learned that it was outside of the building and not in the starting room; I was hoping to use it as cover.
Order my space pirate to shoot Puppyguard before he can use his Peaceful Protest ability to force all of the other Wiki Warriors to "peacefully respond to violence directed against them".
Duck into cover and activate my minidrone. Use it to distract other (non-allied/truce-d) Wiki Warriors by making fly around them or something.
Temporary truce with everyone except for Puppyguard so that we can gang up on and kill Puppyguard?
While ducking behind a nearby pillar, ATHATH's buccaneering ally charges his space gun and fires directly at Puppyguard!
[9v1]
A searing hot bolt of plasma explodes from the space gun, completely obliterating several walls, a decorative pillar, and Puppyguard's entire left arm! As the pirate re-holster's his gun, all can see that the sheer heat of the blast has cauterized the stump of Puppyguard's former arm!
Meanwhile, ATHATH deploys his drone to harass ziizo!
[Drone Operation: 1+2 (Robotics)]
However, the drone is flying a tad too far away from ziizo to force him to pay any sort of attention to it at all.
Cautiously back away from everyone before ducking into the university building.
Seeing that the rest of the wiki-warriors are elsewhere occupied with each other, Greatness takes the time to sneak out the back door! Quickly dashing across the street, he barges into the Humanities building, startling a group of twenty-something students in the process.
Oh yeah, action. Run to canoe for oar, and get oar. Then approach Gundam and hit whoever comes close to it!
Before he can make a break for it, OceanSoul is suddenly overcome with the desire to overthrow the establishment! He links arms with a group of students, as they all start to sing anti-federalist, anti-communist, anti-capitalist, a variety of other anti-establishment songs!
Name: Enemy Post
Gender: Male
Nationality: Dutch
Status: Fine
Higher Education in Sri Lanka: +2 Education
Domkirkepladsen 1: +5000 Kroner, +2 Architecture
Mining Industry of Sudan: +2 Mining, +Gold Nugget, +Lump of Iron Ore
William Julius Wilson: +3 Sociology, +PhD in Sociology
La Plagne: +2 Skiing, +Plagne Center Lift Ticket
Assets: Modern Clothes, 50 Euros, 5000 Kroner, Gold Nugget, Lump of Iron Ore, PhD in Sociology, Plagne Center Lift Ticket
Name: ATHATH
Gender: Male
Nationality: British
Status: Fine
The Death of Sleep: +2 Sci-fi Writing, +Ally: Space Pirate
Geoffrey Armstrong Buddle: +2 Ornithology, +2 Civil Engineering, +British WWI Officer’s Uniform
Collegiate Aerial Robotics Demonstration: +2 Robotics, +Miniature Drone
Colossus of Ostermunzel: +Colossus of Ostermunzel
Dark Star: +Dark Star CD, +2 Music
Assets: British WWI Officer’s Uniform, 50 Euros, Miniature Drone, Colossus of Ostermunzel, Dark Star CD
Ally: Space Pirate [Status: Fine. Assets: Space Pirate Clothes, Space Gun (5/6, Medium Reload)]
Name: OceanSoul
Gender: Female
Nationality: American
Status: Swept into anarchist protest [Ends in 1 turn]
New Evening Post: +New Evening Post Newspaper, +2 Journalism
Konstantin Vishnyakov: +2 Canoeing, +1 Athletics, +Canoe, +Bronze Medal
Microbeads: +Vial of Microbeads
Lisa Shihoten: +2 Violin Playing, +Violin
Rick Leed: +2 Film Production
Assets: Modern Clothes, 50 Euros, New Evening Post Newspaper, Canoe, Bronze Medal, Vial of Microbeads, Violin
Name: ziizo
Gender: Male
Nationality: Czech
Status: Fine
AK-47: +AK-47 with Bayonet
Riverboat Rhythm: +2 Comedy, +Riverboat Rhythm DVD
Techdirt: +2 Blogging, +2 Information Security
Declarative Learning: +Ability: Enhanced Learning
Petr Hapka: +2 Musical Composition
Assets: Modern Clothes, 50 Euros, AK-47 with Bayonet (25/30, Medium Reload), Riverboat Rhythm DVD
Abilities:
Enhanced Learning: Upon learning about a topic from an expert, gain a permanent +1 to all future rolls regarding that topic. An expert is defined as someone who has devoted 10+ years of their lives to a subject or profession. You must have a sustained conversation with the expert about the subject for at least two minutes to get the bonus.
Name: Puppyguard
Gender: Male
Nationality: British
Status: Left arm missing [Stump cauterized], Unconscious
A Que No Me Dejas: +2 Romance, +A Que No Me Dejas DVD Box Set
Center Theatre: +2 Acting, +2 Performance
Philosophical Anarchism +Ability: Peaceful Protest
Manx Electric Cars 29-33: +Electric Trolley
Thomas Lusted: +2 Baking, +2 Politics
Assets: Modern Clothes, 50 Euros, A Que No Me Dejas DVD Box Set, Electric Trolley (tracks not included)
Abilities:
Peaceful Protest: You can rally a group of up to 50 people into a peaceful protest. Protesters will denounce the modern system of government, refuse to recognize authority, and peacefully respond to violence directed against them. Players are only affected for 1 turn. 10 turn cooldown. [Active in 10 turns]
Name: GigaGiant
Gender: Male
Nationality: Indian
Status: Fine
Blast Theory: +2 Interactive Media, +2 Digital Broadcasting
Imperial Japanese Army 93rd Division: +Type 30 Rifle, +Imperial Japanese Army Uniform
TK Ramanuja Kavirajar: +2 Poetry, +2 Playwriting, +2 Law
Eric Sun: +2 Engineering, +2 Statistics, +1 Computer Science
Antiestrogen: +Vial of Antiestrogens
Assets: Imperial Japanese Army Uniform, 50 Euros, Type 30 Rifle (4/5, Long Reload), Vial of Antiestrogens
Name: AbstractTraitorHero
Gender: Male
Nationality: Ukrainian
Status: Bullet wound in shoulder, medium bleeding [12 turns], In pain [2 turns]
Gulbenkian Science Prize: +1 Science, +Gulbenkian Science Prize
Branko Elsner: +2 Soccer, +2 Management, +Soccer Ball
Ivan Bahrianyi: +2 Writing, +2 Politics
Mobile Suit Gundam ZZ: +ZZ Gundam
Marian Burros: +2 Cooking, +2 Food Journalism, +Cookbook
Assets: Modern Clothes, 50 Euros, Gulbenkian Science Prize, Soccer Ball, ZZ Gundam [Status: Undamaged. High Mega Cannon (1/1, Long Reload. Disables ZZ Gundam for 2 turns after use). Beam Cannon (2/2, Long Reload)], Cookbook
Name: Greatness
Gender: Male
Nationality: American
Status: Fine
Britain’s Road to Socialism: +2 Socialism, +Communist Party of Britain Membership
Sam Mattis: +2 Track and Field, +1 Athletics, +Discus
KBPR: +2 Classical Music, +Ownership of KBPR
USS Stockdale: +2 Sailing, +USS Stockdale
Horse Pens 40: +2 Rock Climbing,+Camping Gear
Assets: Modern Clothes, 50 Euros, Communist Party of Britain Membership, Discus, Ownership of KBPR, USS Stockdale, Camping Gear
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