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Non-stop Lever puller (Thusly earning the name Kronk for when a wrong lever is inevitably pulled)

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Execution Method (Probably coincides with lever pulling so there's some other use for him besides waiting)

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Super Soldier

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Total Members Voted: 8

[speciesunkn0wn]

I have an idea.
We have disagreements, so here is idea.
We divide the fortress in two, the smaller side belonging to the Wocialist Workers Party Of Smooth Walls, the other is everyone else.
We can have one tunnel in between, and we shall deal with invading armies.

What is 'Wocialist' precious?

!!SOCIALIST!!

Ahh. Magma socialists. Got it. So put your party deep, deep, deep underground?

No...
I wrote it like that... Because we are on !!FIRE!!

Alright. You'll get your own little smooth stone tower somewhere.

[KittyTac]

I want to live in a stronk, sturdy home. For! DSSR (Dorfy Soviet Socialist Republics)!

[speciesunkn0wn]

I want to live in a stronk, sturdy home. For! DSSR (Dorfy Soviet Socialist Republics)!

You will have most *stronk* home comrade. Carved from the mountain and ground itself!

Do you wish to be dorfed?



Oh. In the event of striking a non-grey stone, what should we do? Remove it and not rebuild there?

[KittyTac]

I want to live in a stronk, sturdy home. For! DSSR (Dorfy Soviet Socialist Republics)!

Do you wish to be dorfed?

Of course comrade!

[speciesunkn0wn]

I want to live in a stronk, sturdy home. For! DSSR (Dorfy Soviet Socialist Republics)!

Do you wish to be dorfed?

Of course comrade!

What profession would you like?

[KittyTac]

I want to live in a stronk, sturdy home. For! DSSR (Dorfy Soviet Socialist Republics)!

Do you wish to be dorfed?

Of course comrade!

What profession would you like?

Anything, really.

[Madman198237]

I claim the best capitalist warrior you can find.

You know, the ones you're assigning to permanent military to "prove their worth"? Yeah, I want one of those.

[speciesunkn0wn]

I claim the best capitalist warrior you can find.

You know, the ones you're assigning to permanent military to "prove their worth"? Yeah, I want one of those.

Capitalist Warrior as in fighting Capitalists, comrade? Or are you not true communist?

That will be determined later. XD I can dorf you as O7 (You can be Chief of Hammer or Chief of Axe, thus training them) or we can wait till first migrant wave.

[Madman198237]

Chief of Hammer. Everyone knows that a true Capitalist Dwarf uses the hammer to reshape that which opposes him!

Or something like that. We Reasonable Dwarfen Beings do not rely so much on ridiculous propaganda.

[speciesunkn0wn]

Chief of Hammer. Everyone knows that a true Capitalist Dwarf uses the hammer to reshape that which opposes him!

Or something like that. We Reasonable Dwarfen Beings do not rely so much on ridiculous propaganda.

Chief of Hammer it is Comrade.

[Madman198237]

I ain't no bloody "comrade" *BLAM*!

(Seriously though, I REALLY want a dwarf that's just as absurdly anti-Communist as you can find)

[speciesunkn0wn]

I ain't no bloody "comrade" *BLAM*!

(Seriously though, I REALLY want a dwarf that's just as absurdly anti-Communist as you can find)

Enemy of State does not fight. Enemy of State gets executed.

[Maximum Spin]

Oh. In the event of striking a non-grey stone, what should we do? Remove it and not rebuild there?

Our Communist Industry should provide more than enough grey stone for us to meticulously remove all ungrey stones and replace them with sturdy grey Communist construction.

[speciesunkn0wn]

Oh. In the event of striking a non-grey stone, what should we do? Remove it and not rebuild there?

Our Communist Industry should provide more than enough grey stone for us to meticulously remove all ungrey stones and replace them with sturdy grey Communist construction.

But then that's smooth walls. No civilian location outside of DoS shall have smooth walls!

[Imic]

I want to live in a stronk, sturdy home. For! DSSR (Dorfy Soviet Socialist Republics)!

Oh. In the event of striking a non-grey stone, what should we do? Remove it and not rebuild there?

We deal with it! It os stone! We do not care what colour it is! Leave it!
We will have big place to ourselves, or we will be angry.
For Socialism!