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[FallacyofUrist]

((Does anyone know a word for "You" in another language that starts with the letter A?))

((In other news, a new SG, after A Choice: Transit didn't really pan out(nobody posted any new actions after my latest update).))
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Your power, you conclude, doesn't make much sense at all. You suppose that's to be expected, though, given you managed to make a meme potion using the dankest of substances known to man.

If you decided to reveal your potion to the world(but you won't, not yet), you'd figure they'd put it in a centrifuge and start scientifically studying it.

You look up from your work, held in an empty Mountain Dew bottle. You are in a crumbly apartament with an ancient CRT tv, an overstuffed sofa, a relatively good gaming pc and a cracked mirror that's also a clock.

You smile as you look in the mirror, seeing yourself as a young woman of 21. Today, you think, is going to be a better day.
~~~

Spoiler: Inputs (click to show/hide)

[input1]:
A: healing
B: intelligence
C: happiness
D: luck
E: [write-in]

[function1]:
Healing: a whole bunch of pills and a few bandages.
Intelligence: a bottle of fish oil pills and a chimpanzee's preserved frontal cortex.
Happiness: a roll of smiley face stickers and a pack of chewing gum.
Luck: a plastic bag of dice and a smooth black pebble you considered lucky as a child.
[write-in]: Something ridiculous for potion ingredients, but also associated with what you choose for the [write-in].

[input2]:
A: yet
B: until you've thought about the implications of this some more
C: ever
D: [write-in]

[input3]:
A: be disbelieving(copy of our Earth, circa 2017)
B: consider it proof of your talent(generic high fantasy world)
C: think you're a Tinker(Worm)
D: put it in a centrifuge and start scientifically studying it(generic sci-fi world)
E: be bewildered about the ingredients(Harry Potter)
F: want to take advantage of you(1984, by George Orwell)

[input4]:
A: cooking pot
B: bathroom sink
C: metal cauldron
D: glass beaker
E: [write-in]

[function2(input4)]:
[write-in surroundings based on input4. Include a mirror]

[input5]:
A: man
B: woman

[input6]:
[write-in age, from 14 to 65]

[function3(input6)]
<22: young
<53: middle-aged
else: old

[FallacyofUrist]

Nobody? Really? C'mon, just one person, please?

Maybe I haven't explained how to post a suggestion enough. Basically, just quote the story text and replace the bracketed parts with inputs.

[Gwolfski]

Your power, you conclude, doesn't make much sense at all. You suppose that's to be expected, though, given you managed to make a meme potion using the dankest of substances known to man.

If you decided to reveal your potion to the world(but you won't, not yet), you'd figure they'd put it in a centrifuge and start scientifically studying it.

You look up from your work, held in an empty mountain dew bottle. You are in a crumbly apartament with an ancient CRT tv, an overstuffed sofa, a relatively good gaming pc and a cracked mirror that's also a clock.

You smile as you look in the mirror, seeing yourself as a youbng woman of 21. Today, you think, is going to be a better day.
~

[FallacyofUrist]

You turn to your meme potion, held in its empty Mountain Dew bottle, and reminisce on why you choose to make it...

You smile as you remember that you made it in order to restore humorous ideas to the world after the Internet was destroyed in an EMP.
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[input1]: Write-in. Will also help define setting further from generic sci-fi.

[blueturtle1134]

You turn to your meme potion, held in its empty Mountain Dew bottle, and reminisce on why you choose to make it...

...in order to restore humorous ideas to the world after the Internet was destroyed.

(A meme potion accelerates the movement of memes near it. Memes refer to any idea that spreads, not just internet memes. The internet was destroyed by a worldwide EMP following a solar superflare)

[Gwolfski]

yeah thats good

[Paxiecrunchle]

This seems like there's a possibility for things to go horribly, horribly wrong therefore I'm posting to watch.

[FallacyofUrist]

The potion beckons to you. Your experiment was a success. The strange feeling you had pertained to something real. It wasn't a hallucination. But what now, you wonder...

[input1]
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[input1]:
A: You decide to aerosolize the potion and spray it around your apartment. Spread the memes!
B: You decide to drink the potion. Are you mad?
C: You decide to kidnap somebody else in the area and force feed them the potion. For !!science!!!
D: You capture some rats, feed them the potion, and release them. Memes spread like a plague!
E: [write-in]

[Paxiecrunchle]

C, let's derail this train ASAP.

[Detoxicated]

D

[Puppyguard]

E
Obtain a computer and pour the potion into it. RELEASE IT INTO THE WILD!

[Funk]

D

[King Zultan]

D

[Paxiecrunchle]

Aww rats,  you guys are taking all the fun out of it

[blueturtle1134]

E
Obtain a computer and pour the potion into it. RELEASE IT INTO THE WILD!

+1