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[Glass]

Alright, so given that the pointy end is forward, and the parrot was on the starboard side with the Goons approaching it, which is the left side of the image, we should take the rightward path right now, fast version (because we've got a large structure between us and the goons).

[Naturegirl1999]

Alright, so given that the pointy end is forward, and the parrot was on the starboard side with the Goons approaching it, which is the left side of the image, we should take the rightward path right now, fast version (because we've got a large structure between us and the goons).

+1

[blueturtle1134]

Alright, since there are no more votes, I'm going with Fansworth moves to the right. Fansworth's position has been marked with the fan.



Which way are you going?

A: Top right lifeboats
B: Bottom right lifeboats

Are you going the obvious way or sneaky way?

A: Obvious way
B: Sneaky way


Post count: 30

[Naturegirl1999]

BB

[Glass]

BB

+1.
The parrot was coming from the back of the boat and the Goons were approaching it.

[blueturtle1134]

BB

+1.
The parrot was coming from the back of the boat and the Goons were approaching it.

Alright. After 9 turns, Fansworth arrives at the Bottom Right lifeboats. Now to the parrot:

The parrot dodges the serious Goon's fire as it wings towards the group of Goons and the rebel. What does it do?


You don't get an additional turn delayed because the Goons are walking as you do this.
Turns delayed: 3
Turns Goons have moved: 2

Post count: 31

[Naturegirl1999]

try to weave in between the group while circling them
(How far apart are they?)

[Glass]

Fly in irregular “circles” above them (so that they can’t predict where we’ll be next) while slowly drawing them toward the top-left area.

[Naturegirl1999]

Fly in irregular “circles” above them (so that they can’t predict where we’ll be next) while slowly drawing them toward the top-left area.

+1

[blueturtle1134]

Fly in irregular “circles” above them (so that they can’t predict where we’ll be next) while slowly drawing them toward the top-left area.

+1

[3] - Partial success

The parrot flies in circles around the Goons. It works! They're looking at you. But they're not really moving towards the top right either.

At this point I should clarify where everything is:



Remember, the front of the ship is pointing down.

What does the parrot do?


Turns delayed: 4
Turns Goons have moved: 2

Post count: 32

[Glass]

Continue the current plan, except now additionally casting aspersions at the species of their mothers.

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

[blueturtle1134]

Continue the current plan, except now additionally casting aspersions at the species of their mothers.

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

(Glass wrote in invisible text. He's learning.)

[3] - Partial success

"Your mother was a hamster!" the parrot shouts. "Your father smelt of elderberries! Your uncle's an African sparrow! Your grandma-"

The Goons stare, dumbfounded, at the spectacle going on above their heads. Finally, the serious Goon gestures down the ship. "Ignore it, let's get going," he says.

What do you do? (3 is no longer enough to keep them distracted)


Turns delayed: 5
Turns Goons have moved: 2

Post count: 33

[Glass]

Shit on them.

[Naturegirl1999]

Shit on them.

+1, possibly aim for the Serious Goon

[blueturtle1134]

Shit on them.

+1, possibly aim for the Serious Goon

[6] - Gone Horribly Right

As the serious Goon opens his mouth to talk again, a large glob of parrot poop splatters into it.

Spitting and gagging, the serious Goon raises his gun and shoots up at the parrot.

ROLL TO DODGE

[5] - Epic success

Doing a barrel roll, the parrot dodges the bullet. What does the parrot do now?


Turns delayed: 6
Turns Goons have moved: 2

Post count: 34