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[Kadzar]

Zynox was quiet up until now, but when Wilswon asks his question, he finally speaks up, his voice now loud and booming. "I am no robot. I am all man! This musculature was not built, but crafted by hours upon hours of intense training. When we get our loot, I'm hoping to get a sword or something, but, if not, I'm more than capable of dispatching the lot of you with just my fists."

[flabort]

I wasn't expecting this many sign ups to be here by the time I just woke up. Well, let's have a looksy.

I put way too much weird and fun stuff into that table to pass this game up. Reserve.

Name: Vix
Description: A woman in fancy wizard robes and a very silly hat. Long and braided red hair, brown eyes, and mechanized silver teeth. The runes on her robes light up their surroundings with darkness.
Stats:

• Strength-
• Dexterity--
• Agility-
• Endurance
• Willpower++
• Luck++

Spoiler: Deck (click to show/hide)

• The Giraffe
• The Giraffe
• The Giraffe
• The Giraffe
• The Viper
• The Viper
• The Eel
• The Eel
• The Rat
• The Rat
• The Housecat
• The Housecat
• The Housecat
• The Worm
• The Worm

Looks fine. You're in.

You seem to be short a card in your starting deck.

Name: Zynox
Description: Zynox is a tall, muscly man with long, dark brown hair. He appears bare-chested, wearing nothing but a pair of ragged pants that cut off just past the knees. There appears to be some kindness in his eyes; is it genuine or some foul trick?
Stats:

• Strength +
• Dexterity --
• Agility
• Endurance
• Willpower
• Luck +

Spoiler: Deck (click to show/hide)

• The Lion
• The Lion
• The Lion
• The Lion
• The Bear
• The Bear
• The Horse
• The Horse
• The Housecat
• The Hog
• The Hog
• The Worm
• The Worm
• The Worm
• The Worm

Looks good. You're in.

Name: Felix Valentine
Description: Felix is youthful looking man with moderately long black hair. He wears a navy suit without a tie. It doesn't seem especially expensive, but it is of obviously good quality. He has always been interested in gathering wealth, but is somewhat annoyed at his tendency to stumble into it accidentally.
Stats:

• Strength -
• Dexterity
• Agility
• Endurance -
• Willpower
• Luck ++

Spoiler: Deck (click to show/hide)

• The Bald Eagle
• The Bald Eagle
• The Spider
• The Chimpanzee
• The Dog
• The Dog
• The Dog
• The Housecat
• The Housecat
• The Housecat
• The Hog
• The Hog
• The Hog
• The Worm
• The Worm

Edit: And done.

Looks good.

Short a card in your starter deck.

Name: James Walter Edgeson
Description: James is a tall man, blue eyes, wearing a hooded cloak. Seeing as he was a bit psychopathic to begin with, he doesn't really mind killing people in this game. Especially if he gets loot out of the deal.
Stats:

• Strength: -
• Dexterity: -
• Agility: 0
• Endurance: 0
• Willpower: 0
• Luck: ++

Spoiler: Deck (click to show/hide)

Choose 15 cards to start, up to 4 copies of a card.

• The Crow
• The Viper
• The Lion
• The Bald Eagle
• The Spider
• The Eel
• The Giraffe
• The Bear
• The Ape
• The Dog
• The Rat
• The Horse
• The Housecat
• The Chimpanzee
• The Hog

Interesting. Looks good.

Name: Zekoth
Description: Zekoth is a human male. He strikes overly dramatic poses when he speaks, and prefers to speak in monologues. He hates being interrupted.
Stats:

• Strength: --
• Dexterity: --
• Agility: 0
• Endurance: 0
• Willpower: ++
• Luck: ++

Spoiler: Deck (click to show/hide)

Choose 15 cards to start, up to 4 copies of a card.

• The Giraffe
• The Giraffe
• The Giraffe
• The Horse
• The Horse
• The Horse
• The Horse
• The Worm
• The Worm
• The Hog
• The Hog
• The Hog
• The Eel
• The Eel
• The Eel

Looks good.

this seems like a mighty good time, so it does

Name: Kevin Punchingson
Description: A tremendously tall, muscled beast of a man, with a beautiful blonde mustache, and a head as bald as they come. He wears naught but trousers. Friend to all, except the people he is about to kill for one reason or another.
Stats:

• Strength++
• Dexterity--
• Agility-
• Endurance++
• Willpower-
• Luck 0

Spoiler: Deck (click to show/hide)

• The Dog
• The Lion
• The Lion
• The Lion
• The Lion
• The Bear
• The Bear
• The Horse
• The Horse
• The Ape
• The Hog
• The Hog
• The Spider
• The Chimpanzee
• The Worm

Numbers add up, you're good to go.

• Luck --

As stated by OceanSoul, I specifically mentioned that you can't put a - in luck. You're deck is fine, and you'll likely have negative luck most turns with that deck (even if you draw bear, worm, worm, X, and X, that's still -2 luck with your other cards at this stage).


So,
NJW2000, OceanSoul, and NAV I'll put you in the waitlist, pending you fix the small mistakes I pointed out.

Egan, Kadzar, Person, Fallacy, CoolRune, and Blitz That makes six. Let me just get the map ready and draw your starting hands/loot, and we'll get started.

[flabort]

Egan_BW
Vix's Hand: Giraffe, Housecat, Eel, Housecat, Rat
(+3 will, +2 agi, +1 str, +1 end, -2 dex)
[Loot (Luck): 4+2=6] A rift opens up and drops a bottle into your hand. The bottle has a worn out lable with a picture of the T1000 wearing a pirate hat on it, and is filled with a silvery liquid. Out the top is sticking a cloth, which has absorbed much of the liquid and is a little charred. Holding it in one hand, you feel a heat coming from your other hand. 

Kadzar
Zynox's Hand: Bear, Lion, Horse, Hog, Bear
(+5 str, +2 end, +1 lck, -1 dex, -2 agi)
[Loot (luck): 1+1+1=3] A small rift deposites a ball in your hands. It's about the size of a rather large head, or a basketball. It has a patern of a skull on it, with a stylized face and a very detailed jaw. It feels heavy, like it's made of metal, which it appears to be. Faint runes appear in the air around it, forming a ring around you.

Person
Felix's Hand: Dog, Housecat, Hog, Bald Eagle, Hog
(+4 lck, +3 end, +2 agi, +1 wll, -1 str, -2 dex, -2 agi)
[Loot (Luck): 4+2+4=10] An especially large rift opens up, and something walks out beside you. It's covered in fur, and vaugly quadrupedal, though it stands up on it's hind haunches when it stops in front of you. It's face is ugly as sin, it's green-ish fur not doing anything to hide it's wrinkles or it's snagly teeth.
Despite this face and odd behavior, you want to say it's vaugly like a Wombat. And though it's face is primarily green, it's fur transitions into reds and oranges reminisent of a fox for the majority of it's coloration. It yaps at you, and before the rift closes, a second, nearly identical creature flops out and promptly falls asleep.

FallacyofUrist
James's Hand: Bald Eagle, Rat, Spider, Eel, Horse
(+2 dex, +2 wll, +2 agi, +2 str, -1 dex, -2 lck)
[Loot (Luck): 6+2-2=6] The object that is dropped into your lap from a rift is a potted plant. The leaves sprouting from the pot are cool to the touch, and a vine sprouts from among them. The top of the vine has something alive moving, opening and closing it's maw, breathing out a chilly breath. But you can't look straight at it.
You feel like looking straight at the plant's head would cause your brain to explode or something. Still, you get the impression that it is formless, spread out to infinite, and something that just needs love? No, that can't be right...

Coolrune206
Zekoth's Hand: Eel, Hog, Horse, Giraffe, Horse
(+3 str, +2 wll, +1 agi, -1 end)
[Loot (Luck): 1+2=3] A very large rift opens up underneath you, and something rises up out of it to catch you. It's so large that it doesn't fully exit the rift until you leave the building. You are now on the back of a dark, dull colored elepahnt, it's back draped with purple and black and burgundy blankets. Baskets are hung off it's side, and it speaks, "Consequences for Sale!".

BlitzDungeoneer
Kevin's Hand: Horse, Lion, Lion, Horse, Ape
(+7 str, +2 agi, -2 end, -1 dex, -1 wll)
[Loot (Luck): 4=4] You recieve a small radio and a train conductor's hat. Putting on the hat, you instinctively know that if you call on the radio, you can call a train to your location with an army in it.

Everyone
The building lurches to a stop, and a clear voice in an alien tounge speaks. You know that it is a name, and the person who's name it is steps out and finds themselves on the battlefield. The building resumes, only to stop a short distance away, and the voice speaks another name.
This repeats until six have left the building, and the building walks away.
Those who have left the building find themselves on a rather large island, with high walls along the edges. Above smaller islands can be seen, and on the island you find yourself, is a forest. You are each in a clearing next to the walls, where two walls meet to form a corner.

Statuses

Spoiler: Egan BW (click to show/hide)

Name: Vix
Description: A woman in fancy wizard robes and a very silly hat. Long and braided red hair, brown eyes, and mechanized silver teeth. The runes on her robes light up their surroundings with darkness.
Stats:

• Strength-
• Dexterity--
• Agility-
• Endurance
• Willpower++
• Luck++

Deck

• The Giraffe
• The Giraffe
• The Giraffe
• The Giraffe
• The Viper
• The Viper
• The Eel
• The Eel
• The Rat
• The Rat
• The Housecat
• The Housecat
• The Housecat
• The Worm
• The Worm

Spoiler: Kadzar (click to show/hide)

Name: Zynox
Description: Zynox is a tall, muscly man with long, dark brown hair. He appears bare-chested, wearing nothing but a pair of ragged pants that cut off just past the knees. There appears to be some kindness in his eyes; is it genuine or some foul trick?
Stats:

• Strength +
• Dexterity --
• Agility
• Endurance
• Willpower
• Luck +

Deck

• The Lion
• The Lion
• The Lion
• The Lion
• The Bear
• The Bear
• The Horse
• The Horse
• The Housecat
• The Hog
• The Hog
• The Worm
• The Worm
• The Worm
• The Worm

Spoiler: Person (click to show/hide)

Name: Felix Valentine
Description: Felix is youthful looking man with moderately long black hair. He wears a navy suit without a tie. It doesn't seem especially expensive, but it is of obviously good quality. He has always been interested in gathering wealth, but is somewhat annoyed at his tendency to stumble into it accidentally.
Stats:

• Strength -
• Dexterity
• Agility
• Endurance -
• Willpower
• Luck ++

Deck

• The Bald Eagle
• The Bald Eagle
• The Spider
• The Chimpanzee
• The Dog
• The Dog
• The Dog
• The Housecat
• The Housecat
• The Housecat
• The Hog
• The Hog
• The Hog
• The Worm
• The Worm

Spoiler: FallacyofUrist (click to show/hide)

Name: James Walter Edgeson
Description: James is a tall man, blue eyes, wearing a hooded cloak. Seeing as he was a bit psychopathic to begin with, he doesn't really mind killing people in this game. Especially if he gets loot out of the deal.
Stats:

• Strength: -
• Dexterity: -
• Agility: 0
• Endurance: 0
• Willpower: 0
• Luck: ++

Deck

• The Crow
• The Viper
• The Lion
• The Bald Eagle
• The Spider
• The Eel
• The Giraffe
• The Bear
• The Ape
• The Dog
• The Rat
• The Horse
• The Housecat
• The Chimpanzee
• The Hog

Spoiler: Coolrune206 (click to show/hide)

Name: Zekoth
Description: Zekoth is a human male. He strikes overly dramatic poses when he speaks, and prefers to speak in monologues. He hates being interrupted.
Stats:

• Strength: --
• Dexterity: --
• Agility: 0
• Endurance: 0
• Willpower: ++
• Luck: ++

Deck

• The Giraffe
• The Giraffe
• The Giraffe
• The Horse
• The Horse
• The Horse
• The Horse
• The Worm
• The Worm
• The Hog
• The Hog
• The Hog
• The Eel
• The Eel
• The Eel

Spoiler: BlitzDungeoneer (click to show/hide)

Name: Kevin Punchingson
Description: A tremendously tall, muscled beast of a man, with a beautiful blonde mustache, and a head as bald as they come. He wears naught but trousers. Friend to all, except the people he is about to kill for one reason or another.
Stats:

• Strength++
• Dexterity--
• Agility-
• Endurance++
• Willpower-
• Luck 0

Deck

• The Dog
• The Lion
• The Lion
• The Lion
• The Lion
• The Bear
• The Bear
• The Horse
• The Horse
• The Ape
• The Hog
• The Hog
• The Spider
• The Chimpanzee
• The Worm

Map

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

So as a reminder, the hand you have right now is the one you'll have until the end of next turn.

[OceanSoul]

...Weird. Anyway, fixed the char sheet; additional card is the Horse.

Spoiler: Wilswon Strouti (click to show/hide)

Name: Wilswon S. Strouti   (The S stands for Samargan)
Description: A large, sorta muscular, yet kind-hearted man in maybe his thirties who doesn't seem to be taking anything seriously, even death. Wearing a blue hawaiian shirt with white flowers over an orange t-shirt, a straw hat with sunglasses resting just under it, cargo shorts that reveal slightly hairy legs, and mismatching sandals. Also wearing a cross necklace, but the cross is really just an unfolded die. Sometimes has an accent.
Stats:

• Strength+
• Dexterity -
• Agility
• Endurance -
• Willpower -
• Luck ++

[spoiler=Deck]

• The Dog
• The Dog
• The Chimpanzee
• The Housecat
• The Spider
• The Lion
• The Lion
• The Ape
• The Ape
• The Bear
• The Bear
• The Eel
• The Horse
• The Horse
• The Worm

[/quote][/spoiler]Since I still had a "reserve" before I made my char sheet, shouldn't I still be in the starting 6 players? Besides, it was such a small mistake, anyway.

[FallacyofUrist]

(("Can summon army." Oh what the heck.))

James Walter Edgeson:

"... hey! HEY EVERYBODY! LOOK AT ME!"

Do a dance. Attract everybody's attention to me(and hence, because I'm holding it, the plant). Laugh as head explosions occur.

Edit: ((Eh, if people can summon armies, deaths shouldn't be too far behind.))

[Coolrune206]

Remain mounted on my elephant. Request it walk towards the center.

"So, you can speak...?"

[flabort]

...Weird. Anyway, fixed the char sheet; additional card is the Horse.

Since I still had a "reserve" before I made my char sheet, shouldn't I still be in the starting 6 players? Besides, it was such a small mistake, anyway.

Some people treat reserves one way, some treat them another way. Everyone had their sheets by the time I saw them, so I just went with the ones that were ready.

Edit: ((Eh, if people can summon armies, deaths shouldn't be too far behind.))

Yup, this is part of my reasoning.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Call the radio to summon the army. There isn't exactly much else to do with the damn thing. Then, if I can, throw myself at Vix and TEAR HIM APART WITH MY BARE HANDS.

"MY POWER IS MAXIMUM!"

[flabort]

Surprised nobody mentioned how eye-searing that palette is.

[FallacyofUrist]

((Eh, I like eye-searing colors. I mean, my bedroom is painted bright yellow. Seriously.))

[Egan_BW]

"You know. I honestly thought that we could work this out without violence."

Hold the bottle in my right hand and use my left hand to throw five lit molotovs into the forest between me and BD. Really believe that I can do this. If it doesn't work, just kite him.

[ATHATH]

IIIIINNNNN!

Reading OP...

[ATHATH]

Name: Ninja
Description: Ninja
Stats:

• Strength --
• Dexterity
• Agility
• Endurance
• Willpower +
• Luck +

Spoiler: Deck (click to show/hide)

• The Hog
• The Hog
• The Hog
• The Hog
• The Worm
• The Worm
• The Worm
• The Worm
• The Dog
• The Dog
• The Dog
• The Chimpanzee
• The Chimpanzee
• The Chimpanzee
• The Chimpanzee

[Kadzar]

Zynox will run toward Felix and try to bash his head in with the metal ball.
"All who challenge my might will face a swift and brutal end!"

[NAV]

Shert is fixed.