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[MrLurkety]

May I join the second caravan, my good sir?
Race: Wolf Man
Items: Some VERY worn leather armor, a tarnished copper shield, a -steel battle axe- (dwarven made, and covered with goblin blood), a steel mail shirt, and lots of combat experience.
Backstory: Ineth was an adventurer from dwarven lands, a demigod of strength, valor, and horrible luck with fish.
He slayed many goblins, and a few night trolls, insane dwarves, wild animals and the like, and then lost one of his eyes in a incedent involving a school of milkfish. Even though he has cut of all of a goblins limbs, gouged its eyes out, and wrestled it until it died, he has a phobia of milkfish.
He refuses to go near any rivers that have any chance of containing milkfish, yet he will charge into battle without a second thought.
One of his exploits was going to a grave, ignoring all of the treasure, stepping over the traps and blocking or dodging them, and then going to the main room.
The mummy general did not live long. He raised all of the corpses, and then was killed in a single swipe of an axe by Ineth.
Ineth used a bottleneck to slay every zombie and skeleton at 1-3 hits each.
There were about 13 of them, not counting the mummy he slayed.
Due to not eating plants for a long time (animal meat all the way) and being a wolf man, he refuses to eat plants unless starving. He will hunt even during a goblin siege. Yak is his favorite food and plaything.


His eye is orange. His fur is gray. He is incredibly muscular.
He has a long straight scar on his left upper arm running down to the left hand. He is missing his right eye. He has a small scar on his right lower arm.

[Sanctume]

"I know how to make bronze, it's one of my favorite metal.  Let's bring malachite, cassiterite, and some coals"

[Imic]

Wait, was that old fellah there with the crowns Imic?

[Cathar]

Bronze is GOOD. Alright. You make a SPEAR out of BRONZE. Armor out of BRONZE. Socks and shoes out of BRONZE.
I want to look SHINY.

Also I will borrow this cat for EXPERIMENTS.

[scourge728]

Bronze is GOOD. Alright. You make a SPEAR out of BRONZE. Armor out of BRONZE. Socks and shoes out of BRONZE.
I want to look SHINY.

Also I will borrow this cat for EXPERIMENTS.

You touj cat, you die

[Monitor Lisard]

First off: no crowns.
Now... we'll need an anvil, maybe two just in case, and some breeding pairs of livestock, and as much metal as is practical...

Did I hear there's room on the caravan? There might not be enough space on the next one, so, just in case, I'm sure nobody will mind if I use gremlin stealth to slip aboard some of my spare magma-safe mechanisms, maybe some trap components, mustn't forget pipe sections for pumps, hey, is that gnomeblight, I've always wanted to see that in action, yeah, and these rings and crowns and things are pretty cool and shiny, oh, neat, look at all these instrument parts...

these rings and crowns and things are pretty cool and shiny...

NO. CROWNS.
Have I made myself clear?

"Now quit bickering, you two! You know too well that, by Queen Ber's own decree from this year on our currency shall be known as "crowns".

By Armok Almighty, these neophytes are clearly lacking... Formal education.




Alright, guys! I present you a choise: either I'm working on a lore-heavy update or a shorter, but quicker one.

Wait, was that old fellah there with the crowns Imic?

He is. Feel free to comment on his appearance.

[Sanctume]

/ooc I think a quicker update with some lore we can use to hook our responses to might work better in between updates.

Diggy thinks, "I can fit a malachite ore in one pocket, and a cassiterite ore in the other pocket, and I can stuff coal inside my pants."

[Imic]

Hang on, I have short hair, not no hair...
Anyway, I was sent by the queen herself to deliver this to ye. I'll be there soon enough, if I can have a chat with the Outpost Liason... And once y'all STOP ARGUING FOR THE LOVE OF ARMOK!

[Enemy post]

OOC:I'd prefer a shorter but quicker update.

[MrLurkety]

Shorter, but quicker. Let's get this thing moving!

Spoiler: BIG QUOTE (click to show/hide)

First off: no crowns.
Now... we'll need an anvil, maybe two just in case, and some breeding pairs of livestock, and as much metal as is practical...

Did I hear there's room on the caravan? There might not be enough space on the next one, so, just in case, I'm sure nobody will mind if I use gremlin stealth to slip aboard some of my spare magma-safe mechanisms, maybe some trap components, mustn't forget pipe sections for pumps, hey, is that gnomeblight, I've always wanted to see that in action, yeah, and these rings and crowns and things are pretty cool and shiny, oh, neat, look at all these instrument parts...

these rings and crowns and things are pretty cool and shiny...

NO. CROWNS.
Have I made myself clear?

"Now quit bickering, you two! You know too well that, by Queen Ber's own decree from this year on our currency shall be known as "crowns".

By Armok Almighty, these neophytes are clearly lacking... Formal education.




Alright, guys! I present you a choise: either I'm working on a lore-heavy update or a shorter, but quicker one.

Wait, was that old fellah there with the crowns Imic?

He is. Feel free to comment on his appearance.

[Cathar]

OOC : Yeah, we can bypass lore, let's get to the cool things already !
Or make an optional written lore textwall for people who are into that, alternatively, but I'd rather go forward

You touj cat, you die

TOO LATE it's already toujed



OOC edit : That said if we can avoid one-line threats among characters that'll be supercool

[Sanctume]

Diggy ponders on creating a statue of a cat in bronze that menaces in spikes of llama wool and cow hair.  The cat is posed in a crouch with its tail up in the air.  Its eyes are jet cochobons.

[scourge728]

Scorrrrrj will rrrrrememberrrr fiz (I feel like we're all gonna get sick of this accent before long)

[Maximum Spin]

While everyone's distracted with this cat business I'm just going to go ahead and pile another scoop of crowns onto the caravan. Hat crowns, not coin crowns. Stupid elf ain't the boss of me.

[Glass]

While everyone's distracted with this cat business I'm just going to go ahead and pile another scoop of crowns onto the caravan. Hat crowns, not coin crowns. Stupid elf ain't the boss of me.

You'll be the one who gets punished when the crowns possess the overseer.