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[Sirus]

((MotherFUCK

This is the second attack in a row (in two different games) that I've critfailed. Lady Luck is not on my side lately >:X ))

[highmax28]

((MotherFUCK

This is the second attack in a row (in two different games) that I've critfailed. Lady Luck is not on my side lately >:X ))

((Good thing D&D basic has it that you just auto-fail, eh?))

[Akhier the Dragon hearted]

Sword and Board Time. Bargulg seems alright with his sturdy armor so I take my sword to the one attacking Koby

((I have my character sheet Here. I have also added the base THAC0 onto it at B23 (19) and below that I have my THAC0 for Melee (17) and Ranged(18, 19, 20). ))

[heydude6]

"Ehh, I'm not really the fighting type. Mind if I sit this one out?"

Leeman hides behind the party member who is the farthest from the action

[Fabulous death bringer]

"Well on to my death I go, lets how I die quickly"

Koby attack the closes Hollowed-esqu creature, with his trident

((I think my thac0 is 19)

[highmax28]

Sword and Board Time. Bargulg seems alright with his sturdy armor so I take my sword to the one attacking Koby

((I have my character sheet Here. I have also added the base THAC0 onto it at B23 (19) and below that I have my THAC0 for Melee (17) and Ranged(18, 19, 20). ))

Ayne stabs with her blade (6 vs (19-8AC)) MISS but the attack is deflected by the axe's blade as sparks fly off as a shaving of rusted metal flakes off

"Ehh, I'm not really the fighting type. Mind if I sit this one out?"

Leeman hides behind the party member who is the farthest from the action

You try to hide behind one of your allies to keep away from the enemy but they move in closer, so you hide behind Aaron wielding a polearm as he misses his mark. You're unsure if this was a good idea

"Well on to my death I go, lets how I die quickly"

Koby attack the closes Hollowed-esqu creature, with his trident

((I think my thac0 is 19)

((I just read up on polearms real quick and I didn't realize you had a trident... That thieves cannot use... I already started rolling the attack but I'll let you get a different weapon because I didn't notice that))

Players left to act:
Koby
Bargulg

[Sirus]

((What is wrong with your dice, highmax?!))

[highmax28]

((What is wrong with your dice, highmax?!))

((Didn't you remember in our first game? My dice are cursed to hate players ))

[Fabulous death bringer]

(they are cursed to hate who every they are used against, we played again where he was criting so much that he managed to get proficiency with dwarves))

Koby realises that he doesn't know how to use a trident and replaces it with a dagger

[highmax28]

(they are cursed to hate who every they are used against, we played again where he was criting so much that he managed to get proficiency with dwarves))

Koby realises that he doesn't know how to use a trident and replaces it with a dagger

Koby moves in with his dagger and goes to stab under the fiend's arm, striking the kidney (5 vs (19-8)) MISS but the forgotten one pulls away as you get close, dodging the blade!

Players left:
Bargulg

[My Name is Immaterial]

Bargulg is a simple man, and acts accordingly. Drawing his sword and readying his shield, he charges in, attacking a Forgotten, bellowing an Orcish war cry, "Okak Jet Zizi Jat Ar Nozod!"

Anyone who actually speaks Orcish would realized that, while he was trying to say "Your mother lies with horses!", he actually said "Your old female sleep with horse." His grasp of the language is clearly subpar.

Attack a Forgotten!

[Fabulous death bringer]

Bargulg is a simple man, and acts accordingly. Drawing his sword and readying his shield, he charges in, attacking a Forgotten, bellowing an Orcish war cry, "Okak Jet Zizi Jat Ar Nozod!"

Anyone who actually speaks Orcish would realized that, while he was trying to say "Your mother lies with horses!", he actually said "Your old female sleep with horse." His grasp of the language is clearly subpar.

Attack a Forgotten!

(at least he can speak another language, I  can barely read or write)

[My Name is Immaterial]

(at least he can speak another language, I  can barely read or write)

(("Speak another language" is... overselling it, let's say.))

[Sirus]

Lagolass, being an elf, spoke flawless Orc.

"You need to put more emphasis on your hard consonants! And build up some phlegm first, that'll give it the proper sound."

[My Name is Immaterial]

Too busy to give a proper reply, Bargulg grumbled under his breath, ^{_{"Bloody elves, thinking they know Orcish better than an Orc!"}}