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[NRDL]

Try and pick up a weapon of one of the Other Guys, continue fighting them off. Avoid imminent nasty explosion

Platoon 2:
Designation: NL002
Class: Grunt
Status: Maimed
Inventory: Helmet, backpack, Imitation Artificial Chewing Resin Substitute

[milo christiansen]

Fire my carbine at the Other Guys^tm, hey I don't need cover after all!

Spoiler: MC002 Vitals (click to show/hide)

Platoon: 1
Designation: MC002
Class: Grunt
Status: Maimed(arm)
Inventory: Helmet, Laser Carbine, Backpack, Imitation Artificial Chewing Resin Substitute
Kills: Major(0), Standard(0), Minor(0)

[ziizo]

Aim Shoot Kill, Aim Shoot Kill

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Platoon: 3
Designation: Zii002
Class: Grunt
Status: Maimed
Inventory: Helmet, Laser Carbine, Backpack (lunch (Egg Sandwich), extra socks, the Empire's Military Handbook, re-breathers and goggles), Imitation Artificial Chewing Resin Substitute.
Character points: Eye of the Storm 2/7

[Madman198237]

Head to the objective, pick up a spare carbine on my way past The Other Guys' corpses. Don't let the laser-carbine-destroying lunatic kill me.
NRDL, you *might* want to not shoot at the dead guys. It'll probably just attract more attention.

Spoiler: MAD001 (click to show/hide)

Platoon: 2
Designation: MAD001
Class: Grunt
Status: Slightly Annoyed (Serious Wound x1)
Inventory: Helmet, Laser Carbine, Backpack, and IACRS
Kill Tally (Normal):
Major:
Who Cares? (Minor):

Try and pick up a weapon of one of the Other Guys, continue fighting them off.

Platoon 2:
Designation: NL002
Class: Grunt
Status: Maimed
Inventory: Helmet, backpack, Imitation Artificial Chewing Resin Substitute

[Egan_BW]

Frikkin killstealers... Disconnect the battery from my carbine and throw it down an empty hall. And flip the shutdown switch. And screw the barrel off, just in case.
Don't loot an enemy weapon, that's dumb, but do grab a battery from one of their guns that I can hopefully hotwire to my own.
And head to the objective.

Platoon: 2
Designation: OcE008
Class: Grunt
Status: minor injuriousness
Inventory: helmet, lascarbine, backpack,
Deaths: 1
Kills: 0/3/0
CP: Honey Badger (1/3)

Head to the objective, pick up a spare carbine on my way past The Other Guys' corpses.
NRDL, you *might* want to not shoot at the dead guys. It'll probably just attract more attention.

Spoiler: MAD001 (click to show/hide)

Platoon: 2
Designation: MAD001
Class: Grunt
Status: Slightly Annoyed (Serious Wound x1)
Inventory: Helmet, Laser Carbine, Backpack, and IACRS
Kill Tally (Normal):
Major:
Who Cares? (Minor):

Try and pick up a weapon of one of the Other Guys, continue fighting them off.

Platoon 2:
Designation: NL002
Class: Grunt
Status: Maimed
Inventory: Helmet, backpack, Imitation Artificial Chewing Resin Substitute

[spazyak]

Kick ass and chew Strawberry flavored Ham Scrapings
Platoon: platoon 3
Designation: FKD002 (SPZ002)
Class: Grunt
Status: minor wounds, life is mildly less shit.
Inventory: helmet, laser carbine (destroyed), ruined backpacks, strawberry flavored ham scraping composite
Kills: Heh

[randomgenericusername]

Kick a guy in the face, because punching is not working.

Spoiler: Rand001 (click to show/hide)

Platoon: 3
Designation: Rand001
Class: Grunt
Status: Serious Wound
inventory: Helmet, Laser carbine, Backpack, Imitation Artificial Chewing Resin Substitute.
Kill Tally: 0/1/0

[Egan_BW]

((Oh, worth noting to everyone in platoon 2, you might want to add an explicit action to your posts to avoid the imminent explosion. Otherwise you all might very well get some nasty death rolls.))

[Madman198237]

I think we still have some more people left to post, so I won't bother re-collecting everything quite yet.

[Blood_Librarian]

Go right up in the dreaded knife fight ranges and broker a peace agreement with the other guys by laser shot to the gut.

Do we have tactical knifes?
Platoon: 3
Designation: BLD003
Class: Grunt
Status: Actually in a cage
Inventory: helmet, laser carbine, backpack, 1 Imitation Artificial Chewing Resin Substitute.

[TopHat]

Man up, they'll never be able to see me past that paper-screen. Speaking of which, new plan!
Chuck a paperweight or something in the direction of the Other Guys whilst shouting 'Fire in the hole!'. Then move up whilst they're distracted.

Spoiler: Hat003 (click to show/hide)

Platoon: 1
Designation: Hat003
Class: Grunt
Status: Healthy; Low Gravity.
inventory: helmet, laser carbine, backpack, Imitation Artificial Chewing Resin Substitute.
CPs: I'm dah leader 1/5

Fire my carbine at the Other Guys^tm, hey I don't need cover after all!

Spoiler: MC002 Vitals (click to show/hide)

Platoon: 1
Designation: MC002
Class: Grunt
Status: Maimed(arm)
Inventory: Helmet, Laser Carbine, Backpack, Imitation Artificial Chewing Resin Substitute
Kills: Major(0), Standard(0), Minor(0)

[Zormod]

Go for the objective! Put a maximum safe distance between myself and any soon to be occurring explosions.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Platoon:2
Designation: Zr001
Class: Grunt
Status: Maimed,Serious wound,Minor wound
Inventory: Helmet, laser carbine, backpack, and Imitation Artificial Chewing Resin Substitute(3/?)

Frikkin killstealers... Disconnect the battery from my carbine and throw it down an empty hall. And flip the shutdown switch. And screw the barrel off, just in case.
Don't loot an enemy weapon, that's dumb, but do grab a battery from one of their guns that I can hopefully hotwire to my own.
And head to the objective.

Platoon: 2
Designation: OcE008
Class: Grunt
Status: minor injuriousness
Inventory: helmet, lascarbine, backpack,
Deaths: 1
Kills: 0/3/0
CP: Honey Badger (1/3)

Head to the objective, pick up a spare carbine on my way past The Other Guys' corpses.
NRDL, you *might* want to not shoot at the dead guys. It'll probably just attract more attention.

Spoiler: MAD001 (click to show/hide)

Platoon: 2
Designation: MAD001
Class: Grunt
Status: Slightly Annoyed (Serious Wound x1)
Inventory: Helmet, Laser Carbine, Backpack, and IACRS
Kill Tally (Normal):
Major:
Who Cares? (Minor):

Try and pick up a weapon of one of the Other Guys, continue fighting them off. Avoid imminent nasty explosion.

Platoon 2:
Designation: NL002
Class: Grunt
Status: Maimed
Inventory: Helmet, backpack, Imitation Artificial Chewing Resin Substitute

[Sarrak]

Pound them into fine red mist paste with my trusty warhammer! Simultaneously!

Spoiler: Five Deaths, Ahoy! Brute marches onwards! (click to show/hide)

Platoon: 1
Designation: Rak006 (Deaths: 5) (Minor Heretic, Redshirt)
Class: Brute
Status: Healthy, -
Inventory: Warhammer, Helmet, Laser Carbine, Backpack, Imitation Artificial Chewing Resin Substitute
Kills: 0/1/0 (Blood for the BG!)

Man up, they'll never be able to see me past that paper-screen. Speaking of which, new plan!
Chuck a paperweight or something in the direction of the Other Guys whilst shouting 'Fire in the hole!'. Then move up whilst they're distracted.

Spoiler: Hat003 (click to show/hide)

Platoon: 1
Designation: Hat003
Class: Grunt
Status: Healthy; Low Gravity.
inventory: helmet, laser carbine, backpack, Imitation Artificial Chewing Resin Substitute.
CPs: I'm dah leader 1/5

Fire my carbine at the Other Guys^tm, hey I don't need cover after all!

Spoiler: MC002 Vitals (click to show/hide)

Platoon: 1
Designation: MC002
Class: Grunt
Status: Maimed(arm)
Inventory: Helmet, Laser Carbine, Backpack, Imitation Artificial Chewing Resin Substitute
Kills: Major(0), Standard(0), Minor(0)

[Doubloon-Seven]

Fire my gun. At whom? The enemy.


Platoon: 3
Designation: sev002
Class: Grunt
Status: Maimed
Inventory: Helmet, Laser Carbine

Edited to avoid killing my squad.

[randomgenericusername]

Scream due to my bizarre and unexpected maiming, and overload my gun, before chucking it at the enemy. Hopefully, they'll think it's another bluff.


Platoon: 3
Designation: sev002
Class: Grunt
Status: Maimed
Inventory: Helmet, Laser Carbine

whoa no, dont do that please. Some of us are too busy fighting them in melee.