Player Turn 1
Name: Generic Anime Protagonist
Method of Defence: Destroying the Earth before they get a chance to. Suck it, Aliens! Humanity rules! Ridiculously oversized Mecha
First Action: Obtain ridiculously large Mecha
[6] All of Europe pools its resources together to build the biggest mecha ever made, and then gives it to an unnamed protagonist because, uh, who else would you give a mecha to? Unfortunately, this leaves them with no money for anything else.
Name: The Cardboard Samurai
Method of Defence: Being both secretly psychic and obviously delusional, the Cardboard Samurai unknowingly alters reality with his beliefs. (E.g. "My sword is of the highest quality steel" Could make a sword made of wood function as a powerful weapon.)
First Action: Make a(n) shoddy amazing cardboard adamantium vaguely blade-like shape sword.
[2] The Cardboard Samurai's sword matches his name—
for now...Name: Joe McRookiePilot
Method of Defence: I'm a new spacefighter pilot and the last surviving member of my carrier fleet. I have a modular spacefighter that picks up upgrades off of defeated alien vehicles.
First Action: Get in my spacefighter and shoot bullets at aliens!
[4] Joe blasts a bunch of drones out of the sky with his MEGA BUST—uh, SPACE BUSTER. Orbs of light escape the crumbling drones, eventually coalescing into a new weapon.
GET EQUIPPED
WITH
REMOTE GUNNER
Name: The Captain
Method of Defence: Advanced militia strike teams
First Action: Deploy forces to defend cities across the east coast of the US. Request funding from the US and UN.
[5] Every single person on the East Coast joins a strike team, so the Captain's forces cover the whole thing now, pretty much. Impressed, the US and UN (minus Europe) both give him loads of cash.
Name: Albert Espinoza
Method of Defence: Expert camouflage
First Action: Speed around the world in a jeep throwing green-and-brown-painted blankets over important, allied military installations.
[1] A would-be blanket-thrower is shot at the first installation he visits when the soldiers on staff assume the blanket contains a grenade. May he rest in peace.
Name: Some Dude
Method of defense: I'll think of something
First action: Come up with a plan
[1] Some dude's head explodes.
Name:Gozora
Method of Defence:The usual Kaiju powers.
First Action:Burst from a volcano in response to my twin priestesses' ancient song and strike alien craft from the sky by breathing fire.
[1] The priestesses fall into the volcano while chanting, which happens to be the ritual to banish Goroza from reality. He is now stuck in an endless void.
Name: Kazuma Kiryu
Method: Punch things really hard, look awesome while doing so.
First Action: Punch things really hard, look awesome while doing so.
[2] Karuza punches a wall really hard and breaks his hand. Half of the onlookers (he did this on a crowded street, of course) are horrified; the other half are trying to restrain giggles.
Name: Mr. President
Method of Defense: constructing a wall Leading America!
First http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/Themes/core/images/bbc/email.gifAction: Attend meeting that is for some reason not in Washington D.C.
[3] (FUNNY POLITICAL JOKE)
Alien Turn 1
[Drones: 1] Due to a calculation error (it turns out aliens are bad at math), most of the existing drones are on course to land in the ocean. Whoops!
[Mothership: 3+1] The mothership spews more drones, this time
actually aimed at major population centers.
Albert is dead.
The Captain controls a massive strike team composed of every single citizen living on the east coast of North America.
The Cardboard Samurai is a delusional fool with no reality-warping powers (or actual weapons) whatsoever.
Goroza is absent.
Joe's custom fighter is undamaged. It possesses the following weapons: MEGA BUSTER, REMOTE GUNNER.
Kazuma is suffering from a broken hand and a bruised ego.
The protagonist has acquired a giant mecha. What he plans to do with it is currently unknown.
Some guy is missing his head. Nobody cares.
The US President is being political.
The alien mothership is hovering just beyond Earth's orbit, releasing small alien drones.
Alien Drone Wave #1 is diving through the atmosphere toward the ocean. Their goals and methods are entirely unknown, but also probably not relevant unless they can correct their course. If nothing changes, they will land in the ocean at the end of turn 3.
Alien Drone Wave #2 has just been released, and is aimed at major population centers—for real, this time. If nothing changes, they will land on the planet's surface at the end of turn 4.
The
populace is
nervous.
World leaders are holding
an important meeting in
New York.
is undamaged.
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