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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Mummy Wrecker
« Reply #495 on: June 21, 2017, 11:50:11 pm »

A) Describe the surroundings. Villages, sources of food, wealth, danger.
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Afterwards we should impress her into service. Would be great having an agent on the inside.
+1 to the whole "A then Z" thing, Maybe find out her name too.
+1 Describe surroundings and then impress the kobold into our services.
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Mummy Wrecker
« Reply #496 on: June 22, 2017, 01:29:11 am »

A - describe the surroundings
eat the kobold. Lizardfolk are proper servants Not kobolds
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Mummy Wrecker
« Reply #497 on: June 22, 2017, 02:03:45 am »

Kobolds are lizard people? Well, dog/lizard people, but still.
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Mummy Wrecker
« Reply #498 on: June 22, 2017, 04:48:42 am »

Depends on the myth...
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Mummy Wrecker
« Reply #499 on: June 22, 2017, 05:17:05 am »

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Unfortunately, this kobold is not as well travelled as others; in particular her friend Greegjil, who was obliterated in your first blast.  Oh well.  She does tell you what she does know, though.  The swamps, which seem to stretch for many miles before they cross into jungle to the south, sea to the east, plains to the west and mountains to the north, are inhabited primarily by kobolds as the main sapient species.  Kobolds don't really live in towns, but they have many hundreds of homesteads concealed amidst the swamps; by keeping their steads small and population thinly spread, they reduce the chance of being found and killed.  The creatures of the swamp don't seem to be their main worry, although plenty enough of them eat kobolds.  The big problem is that when large numbers of kobolds gather together, expeditions are sent either by the humans of the eastern plains or the dwarves of the northern mountains to kill them all.  Your informant doesn't know how many kobolds there are overall in the swamps, nor how many villages or anything about the lands beyond the swamp beyond the details thus gleaned.

She does know that villages tend to have thirty to fifty homesteads attached to them over a wide area, and that kobolds support themselves through a mixture of subsistence farming and hunting/gathering and trapping - lots of animal trapping.  There are many poisonous fruits and plants in the swamp, but some are good for eating and they gather those, as well as planting and harvesting fields of rice which have the benefit of high yields and low footprints, as well as surviving nicely in the flooded terrain.  With regards to wealth, she knows that kobolds sometimes make nice statuettes and pretty beads, but her people are pretty poor.  Occasionally armed bands of humans will trek through the swamp on their way to the sea, with horses laden down with all kinds of nice things, but generally even a large kobold raiding party would have trouble taking down such a caravan if they don't fall for traps.

The biggest danger, apart from the raptors and the acid lizards, this kobold considers to come from either ophidians (who don't leave their tombs, it seems) and something she calls the Swamp Wraith.  You ask her what the Swamp Wraith is; she doesn't know, it's apparently very fast, comes at night and likes to steal away and devour livestock, children and solitary adult kobolds.  It has been known to devour raptors and spitter lizards on occasion as well.  The good news is, there only seems to be one and it roams all around the swamps, so usually kobold homesteads are fine for most of the year and suffer about a week of nightmarish terror before it carries on.

This seems to be about all the kobold can tell you.  On a whim, you ask it its name.  "Gugujib," she replies.

"Now here's the thing, Gugujib.  I have two uses for you.  One is an immediate use, because I'm still hungry.  The other is longer term, requires your unquestioning loyalty, and means I have to go looking for more breakfast.  The main problem for you in this decision is the fact that I am ravenous and you woke me up before I was ready, so I'm pissed as well.  Now, are you a dependable sort of kobold, or are you brunch?"

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Gugujib immediately begins a torrent of begging and pleading and pledging herself to your service eternal that is both deeply flattering and probably sincere.  You let the supernatural fear of your draconic gaze bed itself into her eyes for a few moments, then withdraw your claw.  She scrambles to her feet, looks once at the exit, then awkwardly picks up her bow and sets it before you, prostrating herself in obedience.

Hmm.  Minion.  But what to do with her?

A) Use Gugujib as a spy; send her back to her own people with instructions to gather information on defences, locations and likely targets as well as figures of interest and importance.
B) Use Gugujib as a servant; she is a capable archer and huntress and can gather a bit of extra food for you while you sleep, not to mention tidy the lair up a bit and act as a lookout.
C) Use Gugujib as a warrior; she isn't the strongest of her people, but she is good with a bow and a spear and could be taught.  If she remained with you and devoted herself entirely to training at your behest she could improve.
D) Something else?
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Mummy Wrecker
« Reply #500 on: June 22, 2017, 05:20:24 am »

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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Mummy Wrecker
« Reply #501 on: June 22, 2017, 05:35:29 am »

A. I don't like using this kobold as a guard while we sleep, she's just gonna end up betraying us or failing to make any difference in actually protecting our dragon. Better to use her status as a kobold in a more aggressive manner.
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Mummy Wrecker
« Reply #502 on: June 22, 2017, 07:07:47 am »

C! It's a lot like being a servant but less degrading and with a lot more relationship building involved. I feel like we would need a lookout for a place this large, preferably several in fact.
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Mummy Wrecker
« Reply #503 on: June 22, 2017, 07:32:56 am »

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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Mummy Wrecker
« Reply #504 on: June 22, 2017, 08:12:40 am »

B, Leaves us with less work to do when it comes to food finding.
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Mummy Wrecker
« Reply #505 on: June 22, 2017, 08:59:11 am »

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We rolled a 7, I doubt her loyalty is in question. She made a pledge after all.
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Mummy Wrecker
« Reply #506 on: June 22, 2017, 10:20:02 am »

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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Mummy Wrecker
« Reply #507 on: June 22, 2017, 10:21:20 am »

A. We have one kobold.
One.
Perfect for spying and very loyal, but later we should get actual masses for servitude. Who knows, maybe this one will become a skilled agent one day?
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Mummy Wrecker
« Reply #508 on: June 22, 2017, 10:31:10 am »

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Keeping her close is for when we are questioning her loyalty, not when we can trust in it.
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Mummy Wrecker
« Reply #509 on: June 22, 2017, 11:00:35 am »

D: DINNER
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