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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 788613 times)

crazyabe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14025 on: August 19, 2018, 12:09:52 pm »

When you get down to it- they can "only" purge the ones on their land- meaning we can sorta keep anyone on the lands we take.
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Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14026 on: August 19, 2018, 12:35:51 pm »

When you get down to it- they can "only" purge the ones on their land- meaning we can sorta keep anyone on the lands we take.
i do wonder if we are going to get a Parisian vassal state in the future like what happened to eval.
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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14027 on: August 19, 2018, 01:06:04 pm »

A

At the very least we need their royal family and leadership dead. We betrayed them. These prideful bastards likely have long memories. I'd rather not give them the opportunity to return the favor. Whoever we put in charge of our half of Parsia should not be Parsian.

However, if they have any highborn children young enough to have trouble remembering these events (3 and under), we could take them alive, raise them, and arrange for them to marry Hein or Deathan's children (or perhaps even our daughter) when they come of age, thus legitimatizing Yoean control over the Parsian lands we are about to Annex.
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Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14028 on: August 19, 2018, 01:36:01 pm »

At the very least we need their royal family and leadership dead. We betrayed them. These prideful bastards likely have long memories. I'd rather not give them the opportunity to return the favor. Whoever we put in charge of our half of Parsia should not be Parsian.

However, if they have any highborn children young enough to have trouble remembering these events (3 and under), we could take them alive, raise them, and arrange for them to marry Hein or Deathan's children (or perhaps even our daughter) when they come of age, thus legitimatizing Yoean control over the Parsian lands we are about to Annex.
we should also deal with the upper nobility of parsia the lesser nobles I am iffy about but the greater nobles should not be allowed to retain such power under our new Parsia.
« Last Edit: August 19, 2018, 01:37:42 pm by Basil ii »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14029 on: August 19, 2018, 02:10:40 pm »

You decide to negotiate the loot.

Ajarat Padarashka arrives, wearing robes not of a bloodstained commander, but a clean, white robe and pointy shoes laced with gold. It's his diplomatic attire. He comes with only half a dozen soldiers this time.

What do you to accomplish here?

A) Loot from the capital, Parsians inside, and the city itself.
B) Loot from the capital.
C) Parsian citizens.
D) The capital itself.
E) Actually I want to tell him he can have it all.
F) Actually I want to tell him he won't have looting and pillaging!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14030 on: August 19, 2018, 02:23:50 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14031 on: August 19, 2018, 02:24:37 pm »

B
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Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14032 on: August 19, 2018, 02:26:24 pm »

C why not we can talk about the other Stuff later.

Also do you guys think that picking E  is worth strengthening our alliance with sim new empire because that is a lot of money in the capital.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14033 on: August 19, 2018, 02:30:10 pm »

B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14034 on: August 19, 2018, 02:38:18 pm »

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Lord_lemonpie

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14035 on: August 19, 2018, 02:41:21 pm »

B
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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14036 on: August 19, 2018, 04:58:37 pm »

C

If we're serious about giving the people a path out, this is the opportunity.
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Maximum Spin

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14037 on: August 19, 2018, 05:00:53 pm »

C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14038 on: August 19, 2018, 05:01:39 pm »

C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14039 on: August 19, 2018, 05:14:34 pm »

C

This is an opportunity to get a huge boost to our pop score. It would also create some goodwill between us and our new acquisitions, seeing as we saved them from extermination.
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