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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 788449 times)

Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13260 on: July 29, 2018, 02:27:41 pm »

Once again tempted to vote for Adopt a State Religion (Pantheonism) but I'm going No Edict.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Hotfire90

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13261 on: July 29, 2018, 03:16:01 pm »

No Edict
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ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13262 on: July 29, 2018, 03:21:16 pm »

No edict
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13263 on: July 29, 2018, 03:24:07 pm »

No edict
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13264 on: July 29, 2018, 03:33:33 pm »

//I've assumed Basil ii meant 'No Edict'.

You decide against Edict yet again.

1184 AD, Spring

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Neither the spies, nor adventurers, nor the dwarves had any luck in locating the thief (or thieves). This baffles Dwarves especially, who believe that either Elves or a powerful magician is at work here (with personal bet on the former, they say).


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You wake up to a very lovely morning sun peeking through the curtains hanging at the window.

Strangely, your nose seems to be clogged, for you cannot smell anything. Uh! You must've spent too much time on fresh air last night, it was pretty cold after all.

Here is Twygga, your bedchamber maid! You say hello to her, but she seems strangely unresponsive. Is she mad at you? You wonder why. Is it because you advised her to break up with that boyfriend of hers working in the royal stables?

The sun shining through the window strangely doesn't bother you when Twygga pulls the curtains aside and opens the window to let some fresh air into the room. You ask her what's wrong and why is she upset with you, but she instead makes her way to your bed... where you're still laying under the covers!?

Your legs give way underneath your weight. How is this possible!? You're here, sitting, in the middle of the room. But there's also you, sleeping peacefully under the lovely, warm covers!

That's when you notice that the light outside the window has grown larger. It is shining right onto you, almost flooding everything in light, obscuring Twygga, and your bed (and body), and dissolving the shadows of the room with obscene brightness. Is the Sun, now shining brightly white, trying to engulf you?

You decide to...

A) Muster up courage and reach toward the light.
B) Hide in the darkest corner of your bedroom.

...Still.

No matter your decision, Twygga will soon notice what happened to you, and will raise an alarm.

The tragic news will quickly spread around the palace, before spilling outside.

And finally, few days from now, the court doctors that will perform your autopsy will find a tumor that was growing behind your left breast, exercising pressure on your heart and ultimately leading to your untimely death.
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Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13265 on: July 29, 2018, 03:37:40 pm »

Well, shit.

A.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13266 on: July 29, 2018, 03:38:34 pm »

A Welp.
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13267 on: July 29, 2018, 03:39:17 pm »

Rip

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I wonder if the sorceress magic gave us cancer. Or maybe just bad luck.
« Last Edit: July 29, 2018, 03:41:00 pm by Criptfeind »
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auzewasright

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13268 on: July 29, 2018, 03:43:22 pm »

Calendar of Festivities
+1 between 3 major religions and innumerable minor ones, not to mention a dozen cultures and the Hearthlings, we should probably straighten out which ones are national holidays. We should also convert to singularism once Doge takes over both nations and forms a united Lauthbasian empire.
Edit: Darn,
A
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ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13269 on: July 29, 2018, 03:44:03 pm »

A
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13270 on: July 29, 2018, 03:47:07 pm »

A Ah sad but I'm also glad we are moving back to a proper member of our dynastic bloodline. I never really liked that she managed to succeed to the throne even though she wasn't descended from Cyl the Great. Though I'll give her credit for being a pretty awesome ruler.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13271 on: July 29, 2018, 03:50:43 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13272 on: July 29, 2018, 03:52:10 pm »

A
Crap. This might screw integrating Cydwyl up a bit. Oh well.
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“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

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helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13273 on: July 29, 2018, 03:54:37 pm »

Since the dwarves and adventurers failed to do anything, we don't have to pay them, right?

Also, more options please?
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helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13274 on: July 29, 2018, 03:55:43 pm »

Also, shouldn't the dwarves and adventures have gotten separate rolls?
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