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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 787493 times)

Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8625 on: March 19, 2018, 05:10:36 pm »

Expand Primogeniture Law

Still a chance we can absorb Cydwyl peacefully by naming their King heir if our son dies childless. Might as well put it in while our Authority is high.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8626 on: March 19, 2018, 05:10:55 pm »

Establish Religion Tax

We got a big army we're about to attack a religious enemy (how can they rebel when we're killing their enemies?) and this is the highest authority has been in a long time.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8627 on: March 19, 2018, 05:13:46 pm »

Expand Primogeniture Law
« Last Edit: March 19, 2018, 05:28:01 pm by Taricus »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8628 on: March 19, 2018, 05:17:22 pm »

Establish Religion Tax
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8629 on: March 19, 2018, 05:19:37 pm »

Religion Tax
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8630 on: March 19, 2018, 05:19:56 pm »

Expand Primogeniture Law
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8631 on: March 19, 2018, 05:20:50 pm »

Religion Tax
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8632 on: March 19, 2018, 05:23:11 pm »

Expand Primogeniture Law
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8633 on: March 19, 2018, 05:30:20 pm »

Expand Primogeniture Law

Although I doubt the Cydwyl scenario is likely, this is something we've complained about since the days of Yoe I. This is possibly the moment of this emperor's highest authority, we can get it over with.

And rebelling over the religious tax is certain to be independent of with whom we war. In fact, the Council of Luathbas ruled officially that the Cult of Damed is not dangerous to Methiant. We even have Damed temples in our territory (the previously rebellious provinces in the south and west, in fact). You think they'll forgive a double whammy?


(From what I can tell Rucus is probably the strongest non-dwarf opponent on the list; they're coming out ahead in the Damdamian civil war rather than weakening. You guys are either brilliant or nuts. And soldiers from Eldrican? Not worth the loan we would be forgiving. Tetan didn't even warn us beforehand about stopping payments: he is no ally of ours but a debtor, and untrustworthy at that. My belated vote is AA.)
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8634 on: March 19, 2018, 05:32:05 pm »

Establish religion tax

I'm not sure we even need to expand primogeniture law to declare a male relative an heir just because he's related through a female line, since it's not totally clear what our current law is as far as I know, but I also don't particularly want to make that guy an heir anyway.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8635 on: March 19, 2018, 05:40:34 pm »

You guys are either brilliant or nuts.

Pretty since its the latter, this is a trend since the early days of first SPAMKINGDOM I'm afraid :P

I mean, you guys fed a monarch to a hydra once.

I'm not sure we even need to expand primogeniture law to declare a male relative an heir just because he's related through a female line, since it's not totally clear what our current law is as far as I know, but I also don't particularly want to make that guy an heir anyway.

Current law is 'nearest male relative'. So it's Llewyn, then Eivan, and his son Bjern, then finally Saenn. Female inheritance is restricted and descendants through females not viable, the local trauma against girls goes all the way to the disasterous end days of Luathbas :P

Thus neither King Erik of Cydwyl, nor his brothers or sons, are currently viable.



You decide to establish Religious Tax, to get profits from all this tolerance and proliferation of faiths within the Empire!

An invasion of Kingdom of Rucus is announced to your highest Army officials, so they can prepare an invasion plan in secret.

1155 AD, Spring

Your generals have come up with a plan; it involves moving the Army by the border of Lametania and strike into very middle of Rucus through Eval. This way is the fastest to get there without provoking or outright invading Lametania, but mobilization and deposition of troops there might take a whole month.

A) Let's just invade Lametania on the way there, its faster!
B) Sure thing, that works for me.
C) We need a better plan. How about the mountains?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8636 on: March 19, 2018, 05:43:24 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8637 on: March 19, 2018, 05:44:58 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8638 on: March 19, 2018, 05:45:23 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8639 on: March 19, 2018, 05:46:52 pm »

I like B just fine.
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