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Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.

Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.

A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.

3/6

Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.

I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

[Prophet]

B

[crazyabe]

B.

[omada]

B


I am just laughing at the fact that the name Tetan 1 in portuguese reads "tetan um" and for me the name of the king of eldrican's is tetanus, forever.

[Puppyguard]

B

[Arlos]

B

Why does everyone think they can just take back what they gave us? Didn't we already demonstrate how stubborn we could be?

[helmacon]

B

Can't exactly go to war with the elves though, can we?

[Fluffe9911]

B

Can't exactly go to war with the elves though, can we?

Well anything is possible if we try hard enough

[birdy51]

B

Can't be too mad about it though, since it was a gift unprompted nor expected.

[Haspen]

You ask the Spymaster to conduct a nation-wide search.

1145 AD, Mid-Spring

7!*

The Spymaster reports that his agents found an elven traveler in northwestern Cydwyl. He explained to them that if such a specific item disappeared, the magicians of Tisilenteliya made it disappear because you've wronged their Princes. The elf then went on to elaborate; letting the dwarves regain one of their homes would surely sour the disposition of other Elves towards you, because neither of the races will accept friendship from one dealing with their mortal enemies since the beginning of time.

In separate report the Spymaster explains that the cloaks seem to be a bit faulty, and doesn't hide their wearers as good in the night as they did before.

1145 AD, Summer

The engineers of Fireblood Court arrive at your audience room rather excitedly.

"Emperor! We bring news of a development. We've created elongated tubes that can be operated by two men; one wields it, the other loads the tube and ignites the charge. It is like a portable Thundercat. If you wish for a presentation, we will be ready in a month!"

A) "Sounds like a good weapon. I wanna see it working please!"
B) "Two men sounds a bit clumsy. Can you do better on this?"

[Kashyyk]

A - Primitive hand cannons are better than no hand cannons. We can always use these whilst they develop better ones.

[ZBridges]

A

[Imic]

A - Primitive hand cannons are better than no hand cannons. We can always use these whilst they develop better ones.

+1
I agree.

[Haspen]

You agree to have the demonstration arranged.

1145 AD, Midsummer

Using some convicts slated for death sentences, the engineers demonstrate the power of the new weapon, dubbed by them 'Shooting Tubes'. Balls made of rock shoot forth and some shatter, striking the criminals and killing them by shrapnels or blows to the head or chest, crushing their bones and organs upon hit. Despite this, it's obvious that many projectiles strike the ground near the convicted men rather than them, and reloading takes a while.

Houlandin and Iwald seem impressed, but of course the final decision is up to you...

A) Not good enough. Make me something better and more accurate!
B) This is glorious. Start producing these Shooting Tubes at once!

[helmacon]

B

When firing into massed enemies, the lack of accuracy towards individual targets won't be terribly relevant. Besides, It's not like the fireblood court is going to stop working during this time. These things could shatter a charge, or a defensive line.

[Imic]

B, since we might as well use what we have, but on the condition that research into making them smaller does go on.