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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
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A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 776618 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6960 on: February 05, 2018, 03:07:29 pm »

A.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6961 on: February 05, 2018, 03:29:42 pm »

You let Houlandin take control of the Army to fight the rebels.

1141 AD, Late Autumn

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Houlandin manages to deal the rebels a blow, but he has been wounded in combat. The healers are keeping an eye on him.

A week later comes another report; the Army caught the routed rebels and decimated them, while healers...

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Were able to patch up Houlandin. A week or so and he will be back up to full strength.

1141 AD, Winter

Gold and gemstones arrive in the Treasury; the silver is sent to the dwarves.

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Metals and glassware especially bring profits; the quality of cups, pendants and mirrors was unusually high, pleasing the noblemen buyers and getting your Treasury very high profits.

From the west come rumors and news of the conflict against the Khanate; after many, many fights, the Eldricans have managed to liberate Tirine out of Khan's oppression, but the fighting is still harsh there. Apparently, the nomads began using even giant wolves and unicorns, but no one knows whether these are 'home-bred', or mayhaps stolen or bought from the enigmatic Elves of Tisilenteliya.

1141 AD, Midwinter

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People are rather angry at this idea of 'council' that you pushed last year. Out of all the people, it's your own fanclub of loyalists (apparently you do have a fanclub, huh), that is opposed to weakening of the Throne and lessening of your authority. Some question the logic behind their anger, but oh well.

And, speaking of the Council of Statesmen, composed of retired administrators, regional governors and other wise men of bureaucracy and law...

"Ridiculous, plain ridiculous!" The statesmen are bickering because of a proposal.

"The Crown does not take loans! The Crown isn't a lowly merchant! What will people think? An Emperor that takes a loan? What kind of Emperor would that be?" Says one of them.

"We need funds for now so that we can pay off the dwarves. If we put honour and prestige over pragmatic course of action, we will end like any of the warlords of the early eleventh century!" Says another, with impressively long silvery beard.

Still, they have two proposals; one of smaller loan and one of larger loan that will take a lot more.

The first loan is worth five years of taxes, paid with interest in seven years; the other is eight years of taxes paid with interest over span of eleven years. Apparently, there are some merchants dealing in glasswork and spices from Parsia that have enough funds to lend to the Crown.

You decide to...

A) Take the small loan.
B) Take the bigger loan.
C) Take no loans at all.
« Last Edit: February 05, 2018, 03:32:06 pm by Haspen »
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6962 on: February 05, 2018, 03:33:50 pm »

We just got a hefty sum from this year's taxes/ resources.  I think we can afford C.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6963 on: February 05, 2018, 03:35:42 pm »

A.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6964 on: February 05, 2018, 03:36:10 pm »

C
While tempting, I'm hopeful that we can keep going year to year.
Adding another line item doesn't really help the deficit spending of so many expenses.

I also think we should use our edict this year to repeal the recruitment offices. Our army should be serviceable for minor engagements so it's a good place to cut back.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6965 on: February 05, 2018, 03:36:16 pm »

C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6966 on: February 05, 2018, 03:37:58 pm »

We just got a hefty sum from this year's taxes/ resources.  I think we can afford C.

Indeed. C.

Also, politely ask the council in the future to time all major financial proposals to coincide with the scrolls of Kingdom Status. If they would have waited a month or so, we could have made a far more educated decision.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6967 on: February 05, 2018, 04:16:46 pm »

You decide not to take any loans.

1141 AD, End of the Year

Heeeere's Advisor!

And the Scrolls of Kingdom Status.

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Happiness: 2
Population: 7
Economy: 4
Army: 5
Imp.Authority: -1

"Our Treasury is slowly recovering, sire, and the Army is doing well because for second year in a row, many a traveler decided to join Methiantese forces in return for home and good wage."

"The Council of Statesmen managed to repair your authority, addressing many issues that are trivial for the state but of most importance for local leaders and popular personages."

"The mood of the peoples is low, however, and it would be a good thing to fix it. While we could host another year of festivals, your statesmen have few edicts that help in a long run. In fact, they have plenty of ideas for new Edicts."

"So what will it be, your Majesty?" You decide to...

A) Spend money on festivities, and issue an Edict.
B) Sponsor some festivals, but pass on bureaucracy this year.
C) Keep the money in Treasury and instead issue an Edict.
D) Do neither of these things, maybe next year will be better for all that.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6968 on: February 05, 2018, 04:19:44 pm »

B


Wait, new ideas? Lets go A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6969 on: February 05, 2018, 04:23:13 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6970 on: February 05, 2018, 04:27:16 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6971 on: February 05, 2018, 04:28:46 pm »

B, that money's likely to evaporate super quick if we're not careful.

shit I meant C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6972 on: February 05, 2018, 04:28:58 pm »

Technically you guys can back out of Edict making, you just gotta say it rather than picking any listed choice ;v
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6973 on: February 05, 2018, 04:32:04 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6974 on: February 05, 2018, 04:32:09 pm »

There's no way that people can just "look" at edicts though. If we letem crack em open something will get passed!
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