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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 789123 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3405 on: November 21, 2017, 02:43:04 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3406 on: November 21, 2017, 02:46:06 pm »

Our latest map, circa the closing days of 1112.
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Assuming the map is oriented north-up, Zasitost and Ceodwell are east, and beyond them the Kashites.  West is the Eldrican Kingdom. On the other hand, there is no compass rose, and many medieval maps made no particular emphasis on placing north on top.  Wouldn't it be amusing if east was up on the map all along? :P

I'm not voting yet, but even if we consider this dream prophetic rather than coincidence, I'd consider the mystery of who sent this dream one worth asking.  Just what were the dwarves fighting?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3407 on: November 21, 2017, 03:30:59 pm »

Well, as much as I like the dwarves, I think it might be fun to go all in on the prophecy and throw B out there.
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« Reply #3408 on: November 21, 2017, 03:33:02 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3409 on: November 21, 2017, 03:33:25 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3410 on: November 21, 2017, 03:40:42 pm »

East by south-east: If we asked Calahan of Ceodwell for aid in our dark hour, he'd gladly give us a poke with a pointy stick.
East more or less:  Zasitost may be to the east but the dwarves have been on decent, if standoffish, terms this whole time.

C what we can do to stop the looting. They haven't asked for a payment yet and we have rebuilding to do.

I never understood why folks kept yelling about the Cydwyl threat when it's Ceodwell who tried to steal our wealth, insulted our family, and broke a vow of betrothal. Cydwyl, Ceowdwell: isn't the difference obvious? We would have been preparing to invade anyway of all this other crud didn't keep popping up.
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« Reply #3411 on: November 21, 2017, 03:44:49 pm »

I never understood why folks kept yelling about the Cydwyl threat when its Ceodwell who tried to steal our wealth, insulted our family, and broke a vow of betrothal. Cydwyl, Ceowdwell: isn't the difference obvious? We would have been preparing to invade anyway of all this other crud didn't keep popping up.

We fought openly against Cydwyl in the old Yoe I days, if I recall correctly.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3412 on: November 21, 2017, 03:47:47 pm »

C. They haven't asked for compensation, no reason to offer it.
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« Reply #3413 on: November 21, 2017, 03:49:27 pm »

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« Reply #3414 on: November 21, 2017, 03:51:45 pm »

We fought openly against Cydwyl in the old Yoe I days, if I recall correctly.
And Dogethe herself (still Princess at the time) negotiated the peace and has stuck steadfastly to it for the past thirty years while openly praising Methiant and repeatedly counting on us for aid. Her death might make us start worrying, but not her.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3415 on: November 21, 2017, 03:58:22 pm »

Dogethe has been cool, but literally every one of our other neighbors has tried, successfully or not, to screw us over in some way. Some do it more regularly than others, but none of them can really be considered good neighbors.
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Even if you found a suitable opening, I doubt it would prove all too satisfying. And it might leave some nasty wounds, depending on the moral high ground's geology.
Location subject to periodic change.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3416 on: November 21, 2017, 04:05:34 pm »

That's the frustrating part. Some treat Dogethe like the worst threat we have when Calahan all but declared open war. I don't mind caution but how about some priorities.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3417 on: November 21, 2017, 04:08:28 pm »

A, don't fuck dwarves around, they've got mad curses.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3418 on: November 21, 2017, 04:17:22 pm »

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dwarven overlords demanding that you reign your subjects in, or the dwarves will ask for compensation

Or, they do what is asked, we do what is asked, no money to thrown on their faces right now although i like the idea of getting friendlier.
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To the east there is more than Zasistot and Ceodwell. Kashites, Gutba, Agaresians and even the Shanshans are there and can plan to do something nasty or nice
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3419 on: November 21, 2017, 04:20:47 pm »

Look east huh? Now does that mean something is coming from the east or does it mean would should expand east or something else?
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