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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 778304 times)

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5700 on: January 06, 2018, 12:22:21 pm »

The Eldrican envoy enters next.

"Greetings, Emperor Cyl! I bring word from King Daric. While he praises your open-mindndess and pursuing of religious tolerancy, he can't help but notice that there's one prominent faith that is underepresented, if not, as he puts it, defined an enemy of Methiant. King Daric speaks of Cult of Damed. He wishes to see the Cult also gain some recognition and representation in Methiant."

"Therefore, he asks whether you would be complaint to his offer of sponsoring construction of Damed shrines in the south and west of Methiant, so that Damed cultists traveling and migrating from Eldrican and Lametania could find a place to worship their beloved Father."

A) "Never! Damed will never be worshipped here!"
B) "If he pays for the shrines out of his own pocket, I see no problem with that."
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5701 on: January 06, 2018, 12:26:27 pm »

B, since we are implementing free religion and all.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5702 on: January 06, 2018, 12:26:38 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5703 on: January 06, 2018, 12:27:51 pm »

B, it'll be handy to get the enemies of the state to congregate together for easier burning.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5704 on: January 06, 2018, 12:28:59 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5705 on: January 06, 2018, 12:29:32 pm »

B

I expected this for some time, actually, as a natural outgrowth of our religious tolerance.

From what I know of Damed, I don't care for the religion itself. But on the plus side giving it room rather undercuts the Holy Damdamian Empire's publicly stated reason for aggressiveness. What I don't like is that it only reaches south and west, but I suppose it'll have to start somewhere.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5706 on: January 06, 2018, 12:31:22 pm »

it'll be handy to get the enemies of the state to congregate together for easier burning.
Uhmm... Sure? If they make even one tiny step out of place we can roast them.

B A Is pretty darn tempting, but we do have the religious tolerance policy...
« Last Edit: January 06, 2018, 12:52:45 pm by milo christiansen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5707 on: January 06, 2018, 12:51:25 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5708 on: January 06, 2018, 12:55:59 pm »

You agree to let Daric sponsor construction of shrines dedicated to Father of Damedians in lands where there are some worshippers of this cult. The envoy thanks you and leaves.

So, who's next?

A) Duchy of Eval!
B) Kingdom of Lametania!
C) New Parsia!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5709 on: January 06, 2018, 12:58:13 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5710 on: January 06, 2018, 01:00:00 pm »

B So, do you want to join the empire as a client state?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5711 on: January 06, 2018, 01:00:59 pm »

C.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5712 on: January 06, 2018, 01:01:06 pm »

So, do you want to join the empire as a client state?
I'm actually hoping for that with A, since they're smoll and just a Duchy. :P
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5713 on: January 06, 2018, 01:14:21 pm »

it'll be handy to get the enemies of the state to congregate together for easier burning.
Uhmm... Sure? If they make even one tiny step out of place we can roast them.

I was thinking A, But this sold me.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5714 on: January 06, 2018, 01:26:52 pm »

C, I feel like the Lametanian/Evalian thing is gonna get a little hairy somehow.
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