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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 778333 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5670 on: January 05, 2018, 09:33:03 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5671 on: January 05, 2018, 11:00:42 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5672 on: January 06, 2018, 03:58:42 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5673 on: January 06, 2018, 04:19:04 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5674 on: January 06, 2018, 04:55:44 am »

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« Reply #5675 on: January 06, 2018, 05:02:56 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5676 on: January 06, 2018, 06:34:01 am »

"Long Live the Empire!" Your courtiers bend the knee as you proclaim the birth of the Empire of Methiant. The Stag and Eagle are adopted as the new Imperial banner, and while the capital city remains the same, a marvelous keep, dedicated to prosperity of Methiantese peoples, will be erected inside the capital's walls. Architects believe it will take lots of money and several years, but they promise that it will shine with splendour for centuries!

Late Spring, 1135 AD

Your proclamation has of course a particular effect on neighbouring countries; many of them send delegates to the Emperor. There are envoys from Cydwyl, Eldrican, Lametania, as well as the Duchy of Eval and even New Parsia. The first to receive the Imperial audience will be...

A) The Cydwyl representative!
B) The Eldrican diplomat!
C) The Evalian messenger!
D) The Parsian delegate!
E) The Lametanian envoy!
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Imic

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5677 on: January 06, 2018, 06:43:24 am »

D Let's give them a "The reason you suck speech"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5678 on: January 06, 2018, 07:21:16 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5679 on: January 06, 2018, 07:49:14 am »

A, bros before foes

yeah, I said it

what're you gonna do about it
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5680 on: January 06, 2018, 08:02:46 am »

A first. Then maybe B, we used to be bros with them so maybe they'll come back.
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« Reply #5681 on: January 06, 2018, 08:27:44 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5682 on: January 06, 2018, 08:52:44 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5683 on: January 06, 2018, 08:59:38 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5684 on: January 06, 2018, 09:06:29 am »

I know politics is a game of "what have you done for me lately," but, guys, Eldrican is the home of our wife. It's ruler is our actual bro(-in-law).

B

Then I suppose Parsia as the home of our heir's wife, then finally Cydwyl as our daughter's family.
As a bonus Eldrican then Parsia then Cydwyll is a rough estimation of their actual strength.

Alternatively if you're worried about peace, we could be reassuring our closest neighbors without marriage ties first, that would be Eval and Lametania.
I don't remember hearing a peep out of Eval in the game so far so that should be interesting.

Second alternatively if you're worried about war, keep in mind that Parsia is the only one to our east.
Although I've personally concluded that whatever force the prophecy had has run its course. (No room to explain, but if anything I think it meant the dwarves.)
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