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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 777190 times)

mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4125 on: November 30, 2017, 03:19:23 pm »

D just to cheese off the Alldivines. It's tolerant but also doesn't require us to fight people to show our devotion!

But it almost certainly will require us to fight the Alldivines, who train themselves for battle and are spread in numerous locations about our country (and possibly others nearby. With all the rioting and rebellion lately I don't think it's a good plan to add yet another Cause to be used against the crown.
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omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4126 on: November 30, 2017, 03:23:05 pm »

We forgot to ask about poligamy, how can we get our harem now? (just kidding, this would prove a bad choice right now.)

I don't know what to vote, i will pass

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He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4127 on: November 30, 2017, 03:27:09 pm »

Ah! I knew I was forgetting a important question! We'll have you one day harem! One day!
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4128 on: November 30, 2017, 03:28:43 pm »

*Head smack* "Dammit I knew there was something, uh, ah ..."

*glances at Esta sitting demurely in her comfortable chair, knitting a sweater for your third son*

"... No, that about covers it, doesn't it, Honeybuns?"
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4129 on: November 30, 2017, 03:30:05 pm »

Nah. We've mostly recovered. I think it's time to make a big move. Lets get in on the ground floor the next big thing. We don't wanta be left behind when we find out next week our whole kingdom converted and the religion is real and everyone but us gets a pile of gold from god!
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omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4130 on: November 30, 2017, 03:31:22 pm »

Just imagine the angry face of king Elran if we begun an harem hehehe
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He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4131 on: November 30, 2017, 03:33:16 pm »

C - All the religions!
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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4132 on: November 30, 2017, 03:33:47 pm »

D
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melkor

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4133 on: November 30, 2017, 03:38:31 pm »

C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4134 on: November 30, 2017, 03:47:36 pm »

C.
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Arlos

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4135 on: November 30, 2017, 04:06:08 pm »

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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4136 on: November 30, 2017, 05:12:33 pm »

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You tell him that his religion is welcome to spread in Methiant as long as he does not cause trouble. He thanks you profusely and leaves to tell his associates that new era of spiritual advancement is upon them.

1122 AD, Summer

The ketton cloth caravan is at the capital! Your traders exchange the cloth for money, and then strike up some deals with local populace and the nobility.

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They manage to earn some profits but only to pay off the purchase price.

Few days later you receive some alarming news from the southwest; a group of Enyntheist followers was lynched by an angry mob that shouted things like 'spies of the Gubta!' 'enemies of true faith!' 'heretics must die!' and so on. According to the guards that saved the Enyntheists from sure death, some Singularist worshippers were amongst the lynch mob but the local temple denies any accusations.

A) Truly, the Enyntheists were stirring trouble. Time to punish them!
B) Barely we passed official recognition and Singularists are stirring trouble. Time to punish them instead!
C) It seems we need to foster interfaith dialogue. Host a council, or something like that!
D) It's not my thing. If I were to intervene, people would claim its favoritism!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4137 on: November 30, 2017, 05:19:05 pm »

C What part of the King says they're Ok do they not get?
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4138 on: November 30, 2017, 05:26:36 pm »

C, time for a signal boost! Everyone will hear of this new faith! Books will be written about this meeting, and some of them might even be read!
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4139 on: November 30, 2017, 05:29:14 pm »

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